90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania will date a buffalo if it keeps her on the show.

[Granny58]

Tim is giving the side eye about attraction to a woman.

[Gobi]

Caesar will need some alone time after Tania's story.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sad, doleful Caesar has never been happy in his whole drab, dull, hardscrabble life. 

He isn’t happy because he wants a hot woman he can control, not an equal

[Doublemint]

Syngen is looking really bad - what happened to his face?  

[Pepper Mostly]

Singin adds his measured, well reasoned insights. Is he drunk already? 

Just now, Doublemint said:

Syngen is looking really bad - what happened to his face?  

He's received a few well deserved punches? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Couples, eh? Caesar might have room for you in his king sized Ukrainian bed, Tania.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin is going to have to sneak out for a couple of brewskis before joining this mess.

[sainte-chapelle]

For such a woke justice warrior Tania sure does not recognize a sex tourist when she sees one…I hate her 

[Zombness]

Syngin washed his hair this time!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

For such a woke justice warrior Tania sure does not recognize a sex tourist when she sees one…I hate her 

The hypocrisy runs deep with this one.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't get too exercised about Tania wanted to explore her sexuality. Plenty of people do it. Just because at one time she wanted that scenario (husband and potentially kids) doesn't lock her into that for life. Sure I think she's a try hard and a showboat, but I won't harsh on her for being courageous enough to expand her horizons some. What are your 20's for? Let her experiment and get it out of her system. She's not hurting anyone. She probably just read "The Women's Room" and had an epiphany. She mostly just makes me laugh and roll my eyes.

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Syngin washed his hair this time!

He does have lovely locks.

Edited December 6, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Syngin is going to have to sneak out for a couple of brewskis before joining this mess.

Let’s start up another riveting scenario. You are at the bar, and Drunk Syngin decides to fart in your face. Describe the smell. 🤮

[goofygirl]

Man, it took forever to get on this website tonight!!  I guess we broke the internet?  ANYHOO...  Looks to me like Debs wants to FIGHT somebody!  Has she been hitting that flask again?  Because when she REALLY needs to have those boxing gloves on to take on Colteeee, she folds up, cries and acts like a big old baby.  WEIRD!

Tania is just a freakin' MESS.  I'm totally confused.  She wants a baby, she doesn't want a baby.  She likes men, she likes women.  She wants to have fun she wants to be a mother.  GOOD GAWD!! Have you thought about seeing a DOCTOR???

Edited December 6, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What are your 20's for? Let her experiment and get it out of her system. She's not hurting anyone. 

I think she’s in her 30’s, isn’t she?

[Hotel Snarker]

Imagine you’re in a literal war torn country. And this American man tells you he can get you out, take care of you AND all you have to do is sleep with him and the other woman he trafficked. These women are at a drastic disadvantage. They’re probably looking for a way to survive.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I can't get too exercised about Tania wanted to explore her sexuality. Plenty of people do it. Just because at one time she wanted that scenario (husband and potentially kids) doesn't lock her into that for life. Sure I think she's a try hard and a showboat, but I won't harsh on her for being courageous enough to expand her horizons some. What are your 20's for? Let her experiment and get it out of her system. She's not hurting anyone. 

He does have lovely locks.

I agree but didn’t she constantly nag and shit all over Syngin for not wanting to settle down and start a family? Now she decides to run around and explore? This is something they could have done together, I actually know a few coup,es who swung before settling down and having kids. 

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I feel like I’m all over the place with things, but at least I’m getting shit done.

I'm almost done, but my online shopping mojo is being seriously challenged. I dearly want to get my son some seaweed gin from the Newfoundland Distillery, but they don't ship to the US. Grr. So far I am not having any success in sourcing. But I will persevere. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think she’s in her 30’s, isn’t she?

30's are the new 20's!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Syngin shouldn’t be surprised. He knew going in that he wwasn’t Tania’s soulmate. 🤣🤣

[Frozendiva]

Tania, you do need to file for divorce.

[Granny58]

Tania sounds perfect for a spiritual marriage a la Sister Wives

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm almost done, but my online shopping mojo is being seriously challenged. I dearly want to get my son some seaweed gin from the Newfoundland Distillery, but they don't ship to the US. Grr. So far I am not having any success in sourcing. But I will persevere. 

30's are the new 20's!

Threesomes are the new twosomes!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm almost done, but my online shopping mojo is being seriously challenged. I dearly want to get my son some seaweed gin from the Newfoundland Distillery, but they don't ship to the US. Grr. So far I am not having any success in sourcing. But I will persevere. 

I’m in Canada, DM me if you you need a hand. Maybe I can ship it to myself then mail it to you.

Edited December 6, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm almost done, but my online shopping mojo is being seriously challenged. I dearly want to get my son some seaweed gin from the Newfoundland Distillery, but they don't ship to the US. Grr. So far I am not having any success in sourcing. But I will persevere. 

30's are the new 20's!

What about the S&G butter tart vodka? That probably doesn’t ship to the US either right now.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I agree but didn’t she constantly nag and shit all over Syngin for not wanting to settle down and start a family? Now she decides to run around and explore? This is something they could have done together, I actually know a few coup,es who swung before settling down and having kids. 

Shrug. People do that. Plus I believed from jump that Tania and Syngin's story was totally fake anyway. They both wanted to be on TV and rode that horse for all it was worth. They are both trifling and silly, but at least I don't want to hit her with a chair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb needs a time out so she can refill her flask.

[Granny58]

Ha ha ha ha ha Debbie.   Never change. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m in Canada, DM me if you you need a hand. Maybe I can ship it to myself them mail it to you.

You are the goddess of my idolatry! I'll DM you tomorrow, thanks friend!

[Gobi]

I wonder if Caesar bought sweaters for his Ukrainian girlfriends? I hear it's all the rage.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Threesomes are the new twosomes!

I guess the old saying "three's a crowd" will die out in this generation.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Deb needs a time out so she can refill her flask.

She'd better pace herself, I'm sayin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

Tania sounds perfect for a spiritual marriage a la Sister Wives

But would she be okay with a cooch fumigation? That’s on the Seeking Sister Wife bingo card.

[sainte-chapelle]

Debbie is as drunk as my typing and autocorrect

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You are the goddess of my idolatry! I'll DM you tomorrow, thanks friend!

Check with Canada Post first or other courier company. There might be regulations.

[Granny58]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But would she be okay with a cooch fumigation? That’s on the Seeking Sister Wife bingo card.

I kinda think she would give it a go. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Second Xmas shopping post: Land's End is having a killer sale right now if any of your giftees are into that type of thing. And if you're on Rakuten they're doing 10% rebate. I got my hubby some nice sherpa quarter zips for peanuts. 

[Mr. Miner]

When Debbie gets drunk I just want to punch Bilal in the face. 👊🏻

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But would she be okay with a cooch fumigation? That’s on the Seeking Sister Wife bingo card.

I bet Tania steams her cooch regularly. She seems like the type.

[Hotel Snarker]

Kirstie Alley from Cheers died at 71. So sad. Fuck Cancer! 💔

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet Tania steams her cooch regularly. She seems like the type.

But does she save the steam in a jar and sell it?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

But does she save the steam in a jar and sell it?

Someone get on Insta and get Tania this great tip!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Check with Canada Post first or other courier company. There might be regulations.

Thanks, I just looked, Ontario is a bitch lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie has had her share of uncircumcised men. 

[Mr. Miner]

Debbie the dick expert?

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Tim's hammered too! TIM NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE CONDITION OF YOUR PENIS! 

[Frozendiva]

No one in the audience needs to know about little Coltee.

[Granny58]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Debbie has had her share of uncircumcised men. 

And we know more about Colts than we needed to know. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt will be so happy that Deb is talking about his uncircumcised teenie peenie.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet Tania steams her cooch regularly. She seems like the type.

I don't know about steaming, buy I do remember when women douched with Massengill & other items prior to date night.

[sainte-chapelle]

Tania is as bisexual as Stef