90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

The crazies in Target! The shopping carts parked right in the middle of the aisle at the market! The screaming kid in Aisle 4! The dog! Calgon Snarkers, take me away!

[SunnyBeBe]

Is this a new episode?

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Is this a new episode?

Yes, the last before the Tell All. And I’m here for the return of Caesar and the Debster!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Is this a new episode?

I think so. I watched the preview yesterday. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Yes, the last before the Tell All. And I’m here for the return of Caesar and the Debster!

Damn!  I have to eat dinner.  Oh well…..I’ll watch, eat and post. Lol

[Frozendiva]

Got my first Spam Likely caller ID message.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Three minutes ago, Nuttie was in love with Josh. Now she’s still in love with Mike. I’m getting a serious case of whiplash.

[Zombness]

Hello everyone!!!

[sagittarius sue]

Greetings snarkers!  I was very late to the game last week so I only "reacted", but I'm ready to go tonight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Tiffany has no human agency and simply cannot help being swept up in the miasma known as Ronald. 

Too bad Daniel didn’t go. I’d love to hear a “My boy” here and there.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Got my first Spam Likely caller ID message.

Used to get those ALL THE TIME in the first few months of COVID and it bugged the fuck out of me, like literally. I mean, why do we even get these calls in the first place? I don’t believe there is any real reason for it.

[OneGuy]

I didn't want to miss a minute of this delightful show and I've already missed four.  Good evening everyone.

[Doublemint]

OK I'm hoping for an improvement over last night - good evening all!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald sneaks a cocaine packet into Carly’s backpack so Tiffany doesn’t find it on him.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Tiffany has no human agency and simply cannot help being swept up in the miasma known as Ronald. 

Too bad Daniel didn’t go. I’d love to hear a “My boy” here and there.

Daniel should've been asked if he wanted to go.  I think he's old enough to make a choice.

[goofygirl]

That mask over your mouth Ronald isn't  really where it's supposed to be sir.

Can't wait to see old Trish give Nuttily the what for!  I saw part of the preview but didn't get much of it.  Only that Nuttily started bawling on Mike's chest (!).

[Frozendiva]

Tiffany, hope you have learned the idea of boundaries and enforcing them.

[kacesq]

Wow I’d forgotten how much I dislike Tiffany. Still smug as ever.

[Hotel Snarker]

What’s really sad is the baby looks just like Ronald.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Ronald found the weight that Tiffany lost.

[kacesq]

Why is Ronald yelling?

[OneGuy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

What’s really sad is the baby looks just like Ronald.

Maybe he can get her a little playskool refrigerator.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Mike is over it, he won’t take her back.

[Frozendiva]

Ronald can’t say that Tiffany looks great?

[kacesq]

Yes Tiffany you are just soooo irresistible to men. They all want you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany, shut the fuck up. Next morning, she says, “It just happened! We didn’t plan to have sex.”

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ronald sneaks a cocaine packet into Carly’s backpack so Tiffany doesn’t find it on him.

He still has a gambling problem, right?

[kacesq]

So ummm I haven’t been watching but has she spent the whole season dating other people and Ronald has something to prove to her? Alrighty.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What’s really sad is the baby looks just like Ronald.

If we get a peek at his mother, you’ll think she’s a mini-mom.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ronald isn’t the only problem in this marriage Tiff

[Frozendiva]

Natalie will see what Treesh just said.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Ronald found the weight that Tiffany lost.

Now, he gained a BEER. GUT.

[sainte-chapelle]

Fée fie foe fuck, that woman looks like she should be driving a truck

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Natalie will see what Treesh just said.

I now fully believe Trish called her a hooker

[Hotel Snarker]

Here comes Trash, dun dun dun…she scares the fuck outta me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love hearing Trish berating Nuttie. It’’s cathartic for me.

[goofygirl]

Nuttily, explain the part about Josh to them.  They'll need to know this.

[Frozendiva]

Trish may speak her mind, but she is out of,line.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Trish may speak her mind, but she is out of,line.

Mike isn’t exactly a Saint 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is none of Trish’s business, yet Mike stands by like a mannequin. Just like Estrus calling out BileDuct and Shae sitting in the peanut gallery.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike. Is. Not. A. Victim.

If Trash calls her a hooker for real this time, it would make my already animated Monday.

[kacesq]

When did Natalie have this great realization of her love for Michael?

she’s so manipulative. And if Michael falls for it , he deserves the misery.

[sainte-chapelle]

Trish….leaveeee don’t stand there watching her cry….asshole. I want to smack the mullet off that old nasty hag.

[SunnyBeBe]

Mike’s mom should be glad Nat left.  Thank her for leaving.  

[Hotel Snarker]

should be speaking up when his mom is berating Nutalie. It’s weird for him to just stand there like that

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is none of Trish’s business, yet Mike stands by like a mannequin. Just like Estrus calling out BileDuct and Shae sitting in the peanut gallery.

Mike, not Trish, is still married to Natalie and he should be talking with her to see if there is any possibility of reconciliation or plans for divorce. Both he and Nats and partly Trish, are at fault.

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Trish….leaveeee don’t stand there watching her cry….asshole. I want to smack the mullet off that old nasty hag.

She probably wouldn’t look better bald.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Mike’s mom should be glad Nat left.  Thank her for leaving.  

She probably was, and is now pissed because she returned.

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.  Under the surface stuff with Ronald & Tiffany.  That's the worst.  I think she MIGHT just go back to Ronald because why wouldn't she get a divorce if she were actually OVER it.

Same thing with Nuttily.  OR.... They wanted to cash in on some Single Life $$$$.  THAT"S THE TICKET!

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

She probably wouldn’t look better bald.

This is, at least, arguable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did @Pepper Mostly get a life? Something more important than us? If so, congratulations!

[sainte-chapelle]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tiffany, shut the fuck up. Next morning, she says, “It just happened! We didn’t plan to have sex.”

Oh and I am pregnant again