90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of controlling..here is unexpected chai pet headed misogynistic squashed faced brat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb really opens herself to all kinds of serial killers potential boyfriends.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh my God.  Debbie. 

[Floatingbison]

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

For once I agree with Nuttie. She IS fucked up in the brain.

she's insane in the membrane

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, according to Ed and his daughter, Miss Bitter McBittercakes, he's got one foot in the grave at the ripe old age of 56, so he's making a last grab for some fleeting happiness before he joins the choir invisible. 

Hubby’s granddad remarried at 85. She is an idiot

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, she's making her friend come along for "moral support"? Is she staying in San Diego with Debbie or does she have to drive all the way back with Colt? 

[goofygirl]

Deb's going on a date in SAN DIEGO?? From Las Vegas??  Jeebus.  These people!  I think Coltee is just letting it all hang out.  That beard is hideous. I think he's just a lazy ass bum.

[Hotel Snarker]

Rasputin sighting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb is already in dire need of a touch up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Deb's lost control of her eyebrows again, I see. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Deb really opens herself to all kinds of serial killers potential boyfriends.

Drunk Debs is just so cringey.....she's in waaaaay over her head if she thinks she can reenter the dating market after a 35 year hiatus.   And Coltee, is he going full Charles Manson with that hair?

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww why the sex talk…love after lock up cross over? Yes Colt is the pinnacle of class and healthy relationships….he is so sarcastic I hate him

[Auntie Anxiety]

What the hell is going on? It’s like I’m missing a piece of the puzzle.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Colt high? What the hell is he nattering on about? 

[Gobi]

Silver alert!

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Colt calling her Debbie?

[Hotel Snarker]

Rasputin must be angling for a Gillette commercial.

[sainte-chapelle]

Aren’t you kinda like that though Jenny?

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, is this guy Steph's first ever boyfriend? How did we miss this detail? That Steph. She's so brave, keeping things like her illness and her voluntary celibacy to herself, suffering in silence. Such a refined, private person. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Driving from Vegas to San Diego for a first date is really, really weird and desperate.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, is this guy Steph's first ever boyfriend? How did we miss this detail? That Steph. She's so brave, keeping things like her illness and her voluntary celibacy to herself, suffering in silence. Such a refined, private person. 

And Erika wanted intimacy ! What a bitch!

[Frozendiva]

Icould care less about 'my' celibacy period. Anything for a buck, Steph.

[goofygirl]

Debbie just jumps out of the car in some random area.  She may need some professional help.  Like... 5150 her ass and see if she does THAT again!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, is this guy Steph's first ever boyfriend? How did we miss this detail? That Steph. She's so brave, keeping things like her illness and her voluntary celibacy to herself, suffering in silence. Such a refined, private person. 

She mentioned earlier that his was the first penis she ever touched. If only I didn't know that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, is this guy Steph's first ever boyfriend? How did we miss this detail? That Steph. She's so brave, keeping things like her illness and her voluntary celibacy to herself, suffering in silence. Such a refined, private person. 

Today I found myself wondering how long it will be before Staph starts selling her used tampons. Because you KNOW it’s going to happen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

She mentioned earlier that his was the first penis she ever touched. If only I didn't know that.

Do you suppose Steph will treat us to a "then and now" comparison? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Do you suppose Steph will treat us to a "then and now" comparison? 

Maybe the bath water got cold?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, is this guy Steph's first ever boyfriend? How did we miss this detail? That Steph. She's so brave, keeping things like her illness and her voluntary celibacy to herself, suffering in silence. Such a refined, private person. 

The way she farted in those jars was heartwarming. 😂

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Today I found myself wondering how long it will be before Staph starts selling her used tampons. Because you KNOW it’s going to happen.

She's gotta pay for that Porsche and that house SOME way or another!! If people already buy her farts in a jar......

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Today I found myself wondering how long it will be before Staph starts selling her used tampons. Because you KNOW it’s going to happen.

If she has kids it will be breast milk 

´he has sex appeal’ no

[Auntie Anxiety]

They took an hour long bath and he still looks dirty.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Driving from Vegas to San Diego for a first date is really, really weird and desperate.

That's Danielle (mohummat) level desperation.

[Gobi]

"We ended up taking a bath together. Bottles of the bath water are available for the low, low price of $39.99, plus shipping and handling."

[Pepper Mostly]

"A little hot and heavy"? She sounds so bewildered. Steph. Honey. You wanted a Power Point presentation of his plan of attack for your sexual encounter. Don't act so dainty now. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Do you suppose Steph will treat us to a "then and now" comparison? 

She probably made a Powerpoint.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Of course they didn’t have sex because what would she do about having a story line?

[Frozendiva]

She is so.... unsexy.

[OneGuy]

Does Stephanie know the meaning of "celibacy?"  It's irritating hearing her talking about "losing my celibacy."

[goofygirl]

How do you even FIND your first ever boyfriend???  Google?? Prison PenPal directory??

[Pepper Mostly]

Steph. You may have no regrets. But for SURE Fred does. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Parfaits have layers…just like our relationship…

[My Girls]

I love the house that farts paid for.

[sainte-chapelle]

Welll…at least this guy isn’t a creep. They did stuff and were naked together but he is cool with it.  I’d take him over Ed.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Steph. You may have no regrets. But for SURE Fred does. 

Signing up for this show, for instance.

[Bees52]

Stephanie's whole segment is just TMI that is somehow  boring.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Steph's exciting sexy night according to her guy: "We passed out."

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Parfarts have layers…just like our relationship…

Fixed this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie: I so glad you came!

Yeah, about that, Steph....Fred, probably.

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She mentioned earlier that his was the first penis she ever touched. If only I didn't know that.

to be fair, she wore oven mitts and used salad tongs.

[SunnyBeBe]

Stephanie….omg….I just cannot stand her!  Ughhh…..