90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[magemaud]

In the previews for next week, between his hairstyle and floral shirt, Syngin really seems to be embracing his feminine side 

Edited April 12, 2022 by magemaud

[StatisticalOutlier]

15 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Unpopular opinion but I like her hair colour. 

Maybe on a swatch, but not surrounding Debbie's face.  I think her friend's gray hair looks fantastic.

[magemaud]

I thought Debbie's hair looked pretty good until she ruined it by pulling on a stretchy headband like the one I use when I wash my face. 

[Hotel Snarker]

On 4/11/2022 at 9:27 PM, sagittarius sue said:

I wasn't familiar with pastelitos, but after looking them up, they sound yummy!

https://www.thespruceeats.com/pastelitos-de-dulce-de-leche-3029772

On 4/11/2022 at 8:58 PM, Frozendiva said:

A jumping bean?

 

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On 4/11/2022 at 7:11 PM, goofygirl said:

Poor old Jesse.  He's in competition with a WHOLE OTHER MAN NOT ON THE SHOW!  And Jeniffffffffer is  showing us who she really is, isn't she?

 

I  hope that Teddy and BigEd's Mom aren't there at the place where the shootout occurs!

I’m betting it’s either kids with firecrackers or a jalopy backfiring.  This is a Sharp production.

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On 4/11/2022 at 7:14 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Heh, unless I miss my guess, Cacua would far rather have hot monkey sex with Jesse. 

Guys, I'm concerned. We're 15 minutes in and still haven't seen Jesse naked. 

Everytime time they show the slide of rhe couple walking in Easter blue  we have to see his navel.

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On 4/11/2022 at 7:27 PM, goofygirl said:

Tania & Syringe are still banging because nobody else wants to bang either one of them.  That's my guess anyway.

He has developed quite the portly profile.

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On 4/11/2022 at 7:58 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

LMAO his red shirt combined with his red skin is like a flame

More like an inflamed hemorrhoid.

On 4/11/2022 at 7:57 PM, SunnyBeBe said:

She’s too old for Ed.  I can feel it. 

She has too many teeth for her mouth like Freddie Mercury.

On 4/11/2022 at 8:02 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

So what’s the Terminix guy’s secret? Erectile dysfunction? Or he’s just saying that to get out of sleeping with Debbie?

Virgin.

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On 4/12/2022 at 7:41 PM, magemaud said:

I thought Debbie's hair looked pretty good until she ruined it by pulling on a stretchy headband like the one I use when I wash my face. 

Just because it looked good on Daphne doesn’t mean I don’t still say ruh roh.

What kind of asshole has a mother who speaks Spanish but by age 56 knows no Spanish?  Oh yeah.

[magemaud]

On 4/12/2022 at 12:13 PM, StatisticalOutlier said:

Maybe on a swatch, but not surrounding Debbie's face. 

okay, at first I read that as "snatch" 

[magemaud]

10 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

What kind of asshole has a mother who speaks Spanish but by age 56 knows no Spanish?

especially since he's been Mexican all his life! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

11 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I’m betting it’s either kids with firecrackers or a jalopy backfiring.  This is a Sharp production.

Since I’ve been watching “Narcos Mexico,” I’m an expert on the subject. 😉Don’t know if there was a shooting or firecrackers, but those cartel wars are no joke. I HOPE it was an engine backfiring or fireworks.

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46 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Since I’ve been watching “Narcos Mexico,” I’m an expert on the subject. 😉Don’t know if there was a shooting or firecrackers, but those cartel wars are no joke. I HOPE it was an engine backfiring or fireworks.

I read somewhere that modern cars don’t backfire anymore but in some countries maybe older models are more prevalent.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! Have we all sufficiently recovered from the horrors inflicted on us last night? Time marches on, and we have Ed's humiliation to look forward to. 

And I'll have you know that I was in such a hurry to get here on time I used the wrong toner in my evening cleansing/toning/moisturizing routine. I think it will be okay, though it was touch and go for a second there. 

[Gobi]

Somebody better shoot at Pred tonight, just sayin'.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hallo, mah snark peeps! Ready for another round of Single Life shitshow? Let's get to it!

[OneGuy]

Good evening all.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh! I forgot we ended last week with apparent gunshots!

[Frozendiva]

Greetings from windy here! Snow is in the forecast. Would prefer rain.

[Hotel Snarker]

Good God, why must they inflict the demon that is Grangela upon us once again?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here to find out if Ed got caught in the crossfire between the Sinaloa and the Juarez cartel gunfight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenifffffffer is a shit stirrer extraordinaire. 

[Frozendiva]

I'd be hiding. Not praying.

[Pepper Mostly]

They're hiding in the pantry while the camera crew has to stay outside. Hope they got hazard pay.

[OneGuy]

Good thing Ed has got this under control.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaory literally ducked a bullet. Now she has to get rid of Ed and she’ll be all set.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’d be hiding or running….odds are if you run in a mass shooting incident you are more likely to survive

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I'd be hiding. Not praying.

Yes, I think I'd hit the floor first, then if safe I'd run to a location with a door.

[Hotel Snarker]

Señor Jesus.

[Mindthinkr]

Hello. I’ve left my 3 grandkids to do the dishes because I’m where I need to be (they’re older and it won’t kill them). 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed's hoping Kaory's moment of abject terror will translate into some sexy time for Ed. 

"So....dessert?"

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Kaory the US also has gun violence don’t be ashamed 

[Frozendiva]

Ed wears Tom Ford cologne? Does he buy the big expensive bottle or the 10 ml size like me?

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Hello. I’ve left my 3 grandkids to do the dishes because I’m where I need to be (they’re older and it won’t kill them). 

Do they know how to start a mower?

[Gobi]

"What is the name of your perfume?" 

"Desperation."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Señor Jesus.

She calls him Señor because she doesn't know him as well as Mahogany does. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed, now think of kids practicing for this in schools regularly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ed's hoping Kaory's moment of abject terror will translate into some sexy time for Ed. 

"So....dessert?"

Yes, living through a heart-pounding event brings you closer together. And now we have Deb....

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Do they know how to start a mower?

Yes, they mow a half acre regularly. Want to borrow them? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoever bet that disgusting pig Ed would invite Kaory back to his hotel--go to the cashier and collect your winnings!

[sainte-chapelle]

Please don’t sleep with him Kaorey

[Bees52]

Good evening everyone!

I was gonna say Egg has bad first dates but maybe not... he and Kaory seem to have bonded over the gunshot incident... 😲

[OneGuy]

Time to use my translator app when Deb comes on the screen.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t believe someone hasn’t scooped Jay up already.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed taking advantage of this vulnerable moment to ask her to come to his hotel.

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're hiding in the pantry while the camera crew has to stay outside. Hope they got hazard pay.

Maybe the crew knew it was friendly fire? Orchestrated for the show?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb feels at home in a dive bar.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Yes, they mow a half acre regularly. Want to borrow them? 

They may be needed in South Dakota.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord mouth breather Jay is not worth the effort…wait Debbie has only been in Vegas for 4 years? The timelines don’t add up

[Frozendiva]

Note to men: There are two types of women. Ones who dress up for a man and ones who dress up for other women. Be the one who dresses for another woman.

Debbie didn't dye her hair for you, bubs.

[Gobi]

So, you into edibles much, Jay?