S23.E01: Season Premiere LIVE CHAT THREAD

[choclatechip45]

I don't remember Alyssa from any of the RHAP preview specials. 

[Lady Calypso]

I guess Azah's throwing this.

 

[Maverick]

 So let me guess Julie's big offer she keeps teasing:.  Someone will be offered cash (my guess 25k) to leave immediately.  

[Lamb18]

Cool, Cameroon. I like her.

British looks rough. Guess what, my niece did 2 majors in 4 years too.

I missed the third person's name.

4th woman will have a showmance with Xavier.

 

[Callaphera]

Why is everyone taking off their shoes? Did Chenbot find a foot fetish when she found religion?

[Katesus7]

So I didn’t watch interviews, but yeah, y’all were right about Britini. She’s….a lot.

[Lady Whistleup]

Just now, Callaphera said:

Why is everyone taking off their shoes? Did Chenbot find a foot fetish when she found religion?

It might be hard to do this puzzle in the kind of heels the female HG's favor.

[leocadia]

Whitney cosplaying Britney while there's a Britini in the house is confusing me.

[Lamb18]

Also Britini reminds me of the woman who won the first Celebrity Big Brother. Marissa?

[Lady Calypso]

I will say, Britini gets bonus points for not being in a dress and heels right now and is dressed for an endurance comp.

So, Whitney wins this portion.

I had a feeling her or Britini might win.

[Lamb18]

I think the easiest way to win is to make sure the words are correct.

[zorak]

I’m glad the BB fish made a guest appearance during this comp.  

[Lamb18]

OK, so the winner is Whitney.

[Maverick]

 New Grand Prize?   500,000 ants?   A lifetime supply of slop, squid and candy canes?    Oh wait, it's supposed to be the largest cash prize ever.  So, $500,001?

[Lady Whistleup]

1 minute ago, Maverick said:

 New Grand Prize?   500,000 ants?   A lifetime supply of slop, squid and candy canes?    Oh wait, it's supposed to be the largest cash prize ever.  So, $500,001?

apparently it's 1 mil this year according to twitter sources

[Lady Calypso]

Holy shit, that shot of Christian jumping in the pool made it seem like I was seeing Victor for a second.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Maverick said:

 New Grand Prize?   500,000 ants?   A lifetime supply of slop, squid and candy canes?    Oh wait, it's supposed to be the largest cash prize ever.  So, $500,001?

500,001 Dollahs for 500,001 Hollas.

[Lady Calypso]

Why are Kyland's eyes super red?

[Katesus7]

Kind of loving Kyland. And HATE Christian.

Edited July 8, 2021 by Katesus7

[Callaphera]

Wow, that was a stealth hottie. And then the human Birkenstock showed up.

[Lady Calypso]

Um...hell yes to shirtless Derek X. 

[Callaphera]

I immediately want to punch Brent in the face. I dunno why. He just looks like he needs to be popped in the nose to knock the douche out of him.

[leocadia]

Now Christian looks like Derrick and Tyler's progeny.  I wonder if someone connected to the show has a Tyler fetish?

[Lady Calypso]

Ok, ready for Derek X to rock this comp and we can move on to the last group.

[Lamb18]

Kyland seems OK. But how do you embrace every corner of life?

Christian. I think he's the one "You're so Vain" was written about.

Brent and Travis will see each other, lock eyes, have starry sparkles in their eyes and be in an instant bromance.

[Lady Calypso]

I'm officially more interested in the people up on the viewing deck chatting with each other.

[leocadia]

Hey Brent, anyone who has to tell people that they're charming, usually isn't.  

Edited July 8, 2021 by leocadia

[Callaphera]

Ugh this season sucks already cancel it I'm so over it

[Lady Calypso]

Fuck. Christian is the second last person I wanted to win this.

Good that Brent didn't win, but I was rooting for Derek X or Kyland.

[Katesus7]

God damn. Christian. 

[Lamb18]

First guy on left is doing this smart. I think.

[Dewey Decimate]

Is it racist to find the PoC guys WAY more attractive as a group than the white boys? Why didn't BB fix this demographic earlier??

[zorak]

Christian “curls get girls” won.  Ugh.

[Lamb18]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

First guy on left is doing this smart. I think.

Rats it was Christian.

[Lady Whistleup]

1 minute ago, Dewey Decimate said:

Is it racist to find the PoC guys WAY more attractive as a group than the white boys? Why didn't BB fix this demographic earlier??

No, because Kyland and Xavier are officially hot.

[Lamb18]

And I wanted to see Brent and Travis lock eyes but it went to commercials too fast.

[Lady Calypso]

Watch Christian win HOH and also choose my most hated team for the summer. And watch them run the house.

[Katesus7]

Just now, Lady Calypso said:

Watch Christian win HOH and also choose my most hated team for the summer. And watch them run the house.

Stop that!

[Lady Calypso]

Oh, is Sarah going by Sarah Beth?

 

[Lamb18]

3 minutes ago, Dewey Decimate said:

Is it racist to find the PoC guys WAY more attractive as a group than the white boys? Why didn't BB fix this demographic earlier??

I have the same dilemma.

[Callaphera]

Fuck Sarah. She's gonna be my feed killer.

[Lady Calypso]

Girl, I actually don't mind you as much as I thought I would, but you're gonna stick out like a sore thumb, unfortunately. It's just the BB way for the nerds to be picked off first.

[choclatechip45]

We have a Sarah? I don't remember her from the previews. 

Edited July 8, 2021 by choclatechip45

[Dewey Decimate]

3 minutes ago, Lady Whistleup said:

No, because Kyland and Xavier are officially hot.

I also wouldn't kick Derek X (and his chest) out of bed for eating crackers.

[Lady Calypso]

Damn, I like Hannah.

 

[Michichick]

Sailor Moon cosplay woman is on my nerves already.

[Callaphera]

Oof, Claire. She's giving serious Jessie Spano energy.

[Lamb18]

Twee girl is trying to be that lady from CSI in the lab. The one with the big glasses.

[Lady Calypso]

I'm sorry, was Tiffany walking her CAT outside?

[Katesus7]

Go Tiffani! I need someone who is less that 10 years younger than me in the house!