Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Who is this in a shouting match with Doug?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E07: Sex Dolls & Booty Calls

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Lisa's risky run-in with the cops spells trouble; Daonte's mom grills Nicolle; Jeff keeps a secret from Anissa; Courtney plans her wedding, but fears her relationship is on the rocks; Britney learns she's not the only woman fighting for Ray's love.

Original air date 2021.07.30

Don't take too long dropping off bags of goods on a halfway house picnic table.  It's live chat night! 

[candall]

It's Friday night and we're up and running early!!!  Squeeee.  Thanks, Purrs A'Plenty!

 

 

I've already detected so many nuanced interactions that I missed last week.

e.g.  Rachel asks Doug if he has learned nothing from his last eleven years in prison and he responds:  "I LEARNED THAT I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO."

That's right, Doug.  You've cracked the secret of the penal system.

Pull my finger.

[OoogleEyes]

The title of this episode frightens me 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t it heartwarming to see Doug and Jr. bonding over lessons for dumpster diving?

[Pepper Mostly]

Helloooooooo my LAL peeps! 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa looked like a linebacker tramping (heh) down the street. You can tell she went to finishing school.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Isn’t it heartwarming to see Doug and Jr. bonding over lessons for dumpster diving?

I need to time travel ahead about a dozen years and see what's become of young Dougie.  Somebody please save this kid.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

From the episode title, I yet again suspect we'll be seeing the horror that is Nicolle Jr.  Daonte is so proud of his sex toy.  I expect we'll see cardboards stand ups of him holding it in one hand while the other gives a big thumbs up.  He can show off those teeth that Nicolle complimented, you know. like she was buying a horse.  I hope she checks his gait next. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Helloooooooo my LAL peeps! 

 

Yay, you're back!

[Pepper Mostly]

That poky little restaurant requires reservations? 

Lisa galumphs into the restaurant like a dray horse, then flops into her chair like a sack of potatoes. What a catch! 

"a more comfortable setting. You know, like my sex dungeon".

[OoogleEyes]

Stan is so full of shit! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan and Anissa should get together to deal with their *ahem* needs. I bet Anissa would be okay with the love dungeon.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Watching the rerun of last week. Stan trying is hard to get Lisa to come back to his house.  She coquettishly bites a strawberry.  I'm surprised the table isn't lifting on his side from his viagra enhanced erection. 

[candall]

Lisa is not bamboozled by Stan's desire to discuss their relationship "in a more comfortable setting."

[OoogleEyes]

I'm celebrating my one year retireversary, so....it's cocktail time! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stan and Anissa should get together to deal with their *ahem* needs. I bet Anissa would be okay with the love dungeon.

Anissa's not hot enough for him. 

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm celebrating my one year retireversary, so....it's cocktail time! 

I'll join you, since its my one month retireversary! Cheers!

Daonte: "I can't understand why my prison sweetie isn't hot to trot. I mean, she hasn't had dick in four years!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

.  I'm surprised the table isn't lifting on his side from his viagra enhanced erection. 

Stan needs a refill. He’s wasted so many of those little blue pills.

[OoogleEyes]

Going to sleep in a bra and thong underwear. Comfy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicholle Jr. makes a cameo appearance. Always happy to see her face torso.

[candall]

Lisa:  "I think I might be able to live with Daonte forever."  <CLICK!>  (Bedroom door is secured.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

How cute! The kid is running around with a knife.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, candall said:

Lisa is not bamboozled by Stan's desire to discuss their relationship "in a more comfortable setting."

Lisa's tough as an old boot. She will not be bamboozled by much.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I missed that Doug's sister is already calling out that she doesn't think he'll be out of prison very long. 

[Gobi]

Was almost late, had to empty the dishwasher. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

[Pepper Mostly]

So how long before these guys start screaming at each other? Something like eight minutes? 

"My dad had hands you were terrified of". Sigh. 

[OoogleEyes]

This poor kid, listening to all of this.

[Pepper Mostly]

"She's hard on him because she's got high expectations for him!"

La Famiglia Doug is like West Point or something, I guess. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who will be tonight’s 🥇in snark?

[Pepper Mostly]

Courtney is so proud that she and her man can share the common experience of being locked up. 

[Nuccganggang]

HELLO DARLINGS! my goal tonight is to count all of jeff’s teeth and see if the sum is higher than anissa’s IQ

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicholle is going to WOW Daonte’s mother and not in a good way.

[Nuccganggang]

“i’m not ready to sleep with him, but i am ready to sleep with literally anyone else. maybe jeff is available?”

Edited July 31, 2021 by Nuccganggang

[goofygirl]

What's Daonte making for Mom?? Spagetti??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"She's hard on him because she's got high expectations for him!"

La Famiglia Doug is like West Point or something, I guess. 

 

[Gobi]

I wonder if Daonte introduced Nicole Jr. to his mom?

[Nuccganggang]

“white picket fence and two bedrooms, one for nicolllle and i and one for nicolllle jr”

[Keywestclubkid]

how many red flags does Nicole have to wave in this mans face??? Jesus Christ 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Daonte. My sweet summer child. You think your mother is going to love Nicole? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, I can't wait until Mama meets Nicole. 

[Nuccganggang]

i swear to god if this idiot buys this skank a pair of tits i’m going to jump off a bridge

[Ladystardust]

I missed the last couple weeks but I’m here with my wine and m&ms. A coworker got COVID so I had to get tested and found out I’m negative today - woohoo! (I’m vaxxed but immunosuppressed 😕)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicholle doesn’t take much time getting to the point of this whole transaction.

[candall]

Nicolle is my least favorite character this season.   Which is saying a lot, with Doug walking around like a grenade with the pin pulled.

 

Hey, did they pick those appliances up on the side of the road?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mmmmm, cheese salad and boob jobs.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear lord, Nicole is the very definition of a trashy, ratchet skank. 

[Nuccganggang]

TIME TO MEET THE OTHER WOMAN!

[Keywestclubkid]

you aint fucking him ... what the fuck do you want him to do?? I really really hate this women 

[Pepper Mostly]

I for one am DYING to see the results of Nicole's budget boob job. 

[Ladystardust]

She’s just waiting for this boob job and then she is out of there.