Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

For a few minutes,there was no sound on my tv. What a blow I was dealt! Then magically, voila!

Shawn, what a schmendrick.

[Pepper Mostly]

God Shawn is one unprepossessing mofo. 

[candall]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

This knucklehead still hasn't canceled his credit card 

Hiya chain gang!

I was more struck by Destinie telling the camera that she didn't want to have a baby with Shawn.  But but but wait.  Hasn't she been having unprotected sex with Shawn, the man famous around Love After Lockup circles for fathering six children?

Well, you know, pfffft, I don't even believe Shawn about not using birth control.  I don't think Destinie is stupid enough to let him near her unwrapped.  It's not like he has the gumption to complain.

 

Okay!  It's on!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie will say Shawn is selfish in 3....2.....1

[tearsandhysteria]

I don't know why she answered just to lie to him. Just don't answer. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee, you hate Shawn. 

[candall]

I kind of like it when Destinie's head twitches back and forth like a blue-footed booby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Malcolm is much too good for this crazy ass woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Sarah getting all kittenish and flirty with Michael. Waves of nausea are washing over me. 

Just now, candall said:

I kind of like it when Destinie's head twitches back and forth like a blue-footed booby.

Except blue footed boobies are cute and adorable. Destinee is ratchet and looks like she smells bad. 

[WaltersHair]

Ugh that boyfriend with the bedazzled medic alert necklace.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quay is in the house.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Malcolm is much too good for this crazy ass woman.

So, he drove four hours to see her, and he's going to hang around her apartment all alone while she's at court? 

[Coltee Gal]

Iz y’all ovulatin?

[OoogleEyes]

How can she see anything with those caterpillars on her eyes?

[Pepper Mostly]

What are they eating? Spaghetti and corn on the cob?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Quaalude is quietly doing a happy dance under the table.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What are they eating? Spaghetti and corn on the cob?

It’s all yellow!

[Coltee Gal]

Quaylon’s momma is wearing her best wig.

[Squee Bastard]

Ankle monitor is off!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

Iz y’all ovulatin?

It's been about 15 years, so no..  No devil dick for me 

[candall]

Oh, right.  LOL   Can't anyone ever spare a thought for Quaylon's happiness??

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

Quaylon’s momma is wearing her best wig.

Well, its a special occasion. All of her children are at home, off tether and not locked up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That dinner is fifty shades of mustard.

[Pepper Mostly]

The orange eyeshadow is a bold choice.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

It’s all yellow!

We need some green on that plate!

[WaltersHair]

Well, that took a turn pretty quickly.

[Coltee Gal]

Quaylon’s segment should be titled “crimes against makeup”. 

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The orange eyeshadow is a bold choice.

And an unfortunate choice.

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The orange eyeshadow is a bold choice.

Its only rival is Gold Lipstick

[Auntie Anxiety]

My son at Ipsy rejected my gold lipstick suggestion, so I’ll float the orange eyeshadow idea as an add-on to the subscription box.

[tearsandhysteria]

That entire dinner had me hollering. That food that didn't seem to have any vegetables glowing aggressively against the blue table cloth coupled with the arguing, I needed that.  

Edited December 5, 2020 by andreamf15

[LucyEth]

At least Quaylon is defending Shavel.

[candall]

7 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Ugh that boyfriend with the bedazzled medic alert necklace.

I can't spot this.  Who is it? 

(My LAL bingo card has a bedazzled medic alert jewelry space.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stop enabling your mother. 

[LucyEth]

The mom lost the apartment, where is the dog and cat?  Hope the sister took them.

[Squee Bastard]

Brittany looked better as a redhead. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m happy that my tv doesn’t have a Smell-o-vision feature because I’m sure the hotel room stinks.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, candall said:

I can't spot this.  Who is it? 

(My LAL bingo card has a bedazzled medic alert jewelry space.)

Malcolm? Mumbles screeching girlfriend's squeeze from PA. I hate that storyline so I don't follow it.

I think it's actually supposed to be a broken heart, but I can only see the alert side of it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This couple is new to me. But I do love that someone is named Puppy.

[candall]

Oh, dear.  This grifter bitch is back.

[Squee Bastard]

Yowza! What the hell kind of eyeliner does Amber's coworker have on??!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber. You never "dated" that animated kettle bell Vince. 

[LucyEth]

I wonder if Vince will make another appearance. 

Spoiler

He is engaged to someone now.

 

Edited December 5, 2020 by LucyEth

[Pepper Mostly]

Mother and daughter both locked up. Keep it in the family. That's sweet.

[OoogleEyes]

I hope that we all get to meet Puppy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only twenty minutes in? I’m totally entranced.

[Pepper Mostly]

Producer: OK, Lacy honey, let's get some scenes of you and the kids in the kitchen, maybe baking cookies. 

Lacy pours water into a bunch of bowls and hands the kids some spoons. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chain(?) talks a good game about being a father. Words are cheap, pal.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love these scenes of a couple of ex-cons sitting around talking about their feelings, as guys do. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Lacy pours water into a bunch of bowls and hands the kids some spoons. 

Maybe she'll give them some ketchup so that they can make tomato soup