Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

::cracks knuckles:: limbers up fingers::

I'm ready to TYPE.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Two hours?!!!  It's like we're the ones sentenced to serve time.

I do agree in that we have to watch the same ol' cast members 

*turning on closed captioning*

[Pepper Mostly]

Hellooooooooo snarkers! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨🚨Closed captions on. I’m not taking chances.

If you see Tennyson, tell him The Lady of Shalott is looking for him.

[WaltersHair]

Small confession before we start. I went to visit a relative and Stateville is sorta kinda on the way. I actually went to the entrance to see the sign Dylan and Heather almost consummated their love in front of.

I'm not ashamed at all. It was kinda fun, actually

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll have what he’s smoking.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHO'S VAPING??

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

 

I'm not ashamed at all. It was kinda fun, actually

One of us! One of us!

[Squee Bastard]

Let the dumpster fires begin!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This show is such dreck. I love it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

One of us! One of us!

Damn skippy. You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.

Destinee doesn't trust Shawn? That is rich. Projection 101

[Leilani]

I hope Destiny is gone and we don't have to see her again. She's worse then Big Ange and Baby Love.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Destinie take his credit card?

[Floatingbison]

If I can do two hours of 90DayFiance, I can do this.  I feel strong.  I feel centered.  I feel as one with the universe.

[Coltee Gal]

Hello my loves.  I’m  HERE FOR THE MESS 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Destinie take his credit card?

She did unless she's maxed it out already.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Damn skippy. You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.

Destinee doesn't trust Shawn? That is rich. Projection 101

I'll stab it with my steely knife. . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

If I can do two hours of 90DayFiance, I can do this.  I feel strong.  I feel centered.  I feel as one with the universe.

But do you feel some kind of way? Do you feel a real connection?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn should get her phone turned off. He’s probably paying for it. She’d find him, albeit with a gun.

[WaltersHair]

NO. No Destinie babies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I'll stab it with my steely knife. . . 

You just can't kill the beast.

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I'll stab it with my steely knife. . . 

But you cannot kill the beast...

[Leilani]

She should have spent some of that gambling money on organizers for the bathroom drawers.

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

 

If I can do two hours of 90DayFiance, I can do this.  I feel strong.  I feel centered.  I feel as one with the universe.

 

@Floatingbison yes. Let THE FORCE flow through you.

[Pepper Mostly]

You never used protection. I am facepalming so fucking hard guys. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure the producers had nothing to do with the pregnancy test being right there in the trash.

[OoogleEyes]

I think that Shawn may have the magic spem rather than the other guy 

[tearsandhysteria]

He makes a better build a bear than he does a father. Nobody expects to see a bear every day. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Mumbles showing his sexual preferences right now?

[goofygirl]

Dumbass Shawn....  What a moron.  He's still on the hook  for the 50K.  Really good dude.

Mumbles is in some silly suit?  What the bloody hell??  Why can't he just show up as himself? He has to be in a bear suit??  There's another moron.

Sarah, you're not ever gonna divorce Mumbles.  Just admit it.

Edited November 21, 2020 by goofygirl

[WaltersHair]

Hotel clerk is completely unfazed by a giant teddy bear leaving the lobby.

[Leilani]

Michael must have a big one because there's no way anyone is turned on by his voice or scrawny body.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think she ever slips and calls Malcolm Michael?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But do you feel some kind of way? Do you feel a real connection?

Because...Soul Mates 

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Dumbass Shawn....  What a moron.  He's still on the hook  for the 50K.  Really good dude.

Mumbles is in some silly suit?  What the bloody hell??  Why can't he just show up as himself? He has to be in a bear suit??  There's another moron.

His daughters wouldn't recognize him if he showed up as himself. Especially pretty girl 2.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mumbles in the bear suit is freaking me out because we have a well loved busker in Boston called Keytar Bear. 

[Floatingbison]

Hahaha, random bear on back porch.  In my neighborhood, said bear would be in danger of being a target!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you think she ever slips and calls Malcolm Michael?

All. The. Time.  Count on it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So it took not one, but TWO kids for her to figure out that Michael isn’t a great father?

[candall]

Oh dear.  That is one very sad bear costume.

[goofygirl]

Think poor Malcom bought enough coffee and bagels for Mumbles too??

Joy.  A "come to Jesus"between Lindsey and Flappy.  Wonder which one of them will be coming to Jesus??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Hahaha, random bear on back porch.  In my neighborhood, said bear would be in danger of being a target!

In mine no one would look twice. We're used to oddballs here. 

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So it took not one, but TWO kids for her to figure out that Michael isn’t a great father?

If this was baseball, she'd be looking to bunt

Edited November 21, 2020 by WaltersHair

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All. The. Time.  Count on it. 

Oh yeah 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh right. Mumbles just happened to show up while Malcolm was out buying bagels. Sarah is bound and determined to have these two boring heads of lettuce fight over her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack ready to flip.

[Floatingbison]

YESYESYES, Scott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

[WaltersHair]

Prison Makeup in the house

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay's having vodka for breakfast? Healthy. 

[Floatingbison]

Scott... Lippy Longstocking