Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seatbelts on.

Heather is trying to get her own show. Or maybe she’s just a psychopath.

[kacesq]

Evening my friends!!!! Heather is crazy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Heather's head is going to explode. Her eyes are the eyes of a deranged maniacal lunatic.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sad Dylan is making me sad.

[Pepper Mostly]

I know Dylan is a career criminal and unrepentant sinner but I feel bad for him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dylan’s mom’s sidekick looks rough.

[kacesq]

You know...Dylan and Quaylon should’ve both been paroled to their parents houses. Too much pressure to step into these whacked chicks fantasy lives.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, not you again said:

Hello peeps!  What a way to end this week.  Hoping for a trainwreck lol.

Looking like so far so good!

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Destinie got the silver glitter French manicure for court.  Then she wore a black hoodie over her Corona Beer t-shirt.

 

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So chic!

Not to mention the edgy tattoos, fingers too!

[candall]

Quaalude has to choose between assuming responsibility for being Shovel's partner and parenting her daughter, or staying in Houston and letting four or five women pamper him, take him out for drinks, set him up with dates, cook, clean, coddle. . .

Tough one.

[kacesq]

Because she’s crazy Dylan. Walk away now before you’re the victim on Snapped.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Heather cares about me unconditionally except when I’m talking to an 80yo woman with an oxygen tank.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aunt Robyn looks rough. Has she done time? 

[WaltersHair]

Tara Belle? What actual. That's what you name a poodle, no a person.

[Gobi]

On the hot vs. crazy scale, Heather is off the charts on the cray cray side.

[kacesq]

I’m so sick of Lamar and Andrea. 

[Floatingbison]

Hey everybodies, I'm out of lockup and I'm ready to love!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Heather cares about me unconditionally except when I’m talking to an 80yo woman with an oxygen tank.

I am thinking Dylan doesn't know what unconditionally means.

Don't talk to my aunts!

Be with me!

Give me time alone!

Don't speak to me!

Speak to me!

Don't complain when I try to kill us!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Tara Belle? What actual. That's what you name a poodle, no a person.

The name Clarabel comes to mind. Does anyone remember that ?

[WaltersHair]

Does anyone remember Hot Felon? I'd say Dylan is the 2020 version minus the tear.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Quaalude has to choose between assuming responsibility for being Shovel's partner and parenting her daughter, or staying in Houston and letting four or five women pamper him, take him out for drinks, set him up with dates, cook, clean, coddle. . .

Tough one.

Yeah, but he has to dust, so there's that

[Auntie Anxiety]

John should get the shaman (or Tania?) to cure Mother Kristianna’s ills.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, but he has to dust, so there's that

Quaylon's mother better get her white glove out. If that's how he does chores she's going to have follow right behind him with a dustpan.

That was fancy wine. It was nearly four dollars a bottle. 

[kacesq]

All these people proclaim their love and there’s no foundation for it. 

[WaltersHair]

But seriously, is the music scene better in Houston than KC? If so, bye bye KC.

[Gobi]

John has a decal of Freddy Krueger on his pickup. With that and the Bonnie & Clyde decal, he just needs one that says "Please pull me over, officer."

[Auntie Anxiety]

46. 49. You’re still an idiot, John.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god, "Bonnie and Clyde" on the rear window. Fuck me.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, but he has to dust, so there's that

Oh, I bet Quaviaunce would dust if Quaylon wanted her to.

[kacesq]

OMG I’m having a rough week. I did not need half naked John.

[Auntie Anxiety]

And I thought shirtless FlapJack was bad......

[kacesq]

That intro card photo of Shavel is highly unflattering.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am so relieved they are only shooting John from the waist up. 

[WaltersHair]

John is the actual Bigfoot. Holy crap call the cable news!

[kacesq]

I’m no fan of Shavel but this is underhanded of Quaviance. Your brother has a relationship, respect it, let him ditch her.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm confused...are you not supposed to stay away from alcohol when you are on probation?

[Gobi]

I think the tattoo artist missed a couple of spots on Qualuude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude’s sister is pimping out her friends.

[kacesq]

Quaviance’s friend is a bad, obvious flirt.

[candall]

Uh oh.  Photographic evidence.

[snarkish]

Is my bourbon cream kicking in or did Kristianna just proclaim mad BJ skills?? And wanting some d*ck? 

FWIW, bourbon cream does not fare well as  a "verp". 🤮

Edited November 7, 2020 by snarkish
bourbon also interferes with typing

[WaltersHair]

Maurice's wife's family is giving all kinds of side eye. Quaylon's family is like hey, have a beer, a job and a side piece.

[JenE4]

Oh, no. When Shavel sees this picture on Instagram, it’s going down!

ETA: phone started ringing as soon as the picture went through. Damn, she must be refreshing social media in a frenzy.

Edited November 7, 2020 by JenE4

[Pepper Mostly]

"I hear you like music"

"yes" 

"what kind of music?" 

"All types" 

What a conversationalist!

[Floatingbison]

Chillin'.  He already splained it to ya,  he's chillin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude should put Shavel in the rear view mirror. Too bad he left the truck that he can’t drive at her place.

[kacesq]

If I see this Humirs commercial with the three sisters going to Chicago I’m going to scream.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I hear you like music"

"yes" 

"what kind of music?" 

"All types" 

What a conversator!

 FTFY

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Quaylon is such a catch!  FFS he, Murgh and Sean are battling for worst conversationalist.

[Pepper Mostly]

If my friend tried to set me up with her ex-con brother I would doubt my choice of friends.