Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Tyrice thinks he still has a shot lol 

[candall]

The blue suit killed it!  LMAO

[kacesq]

I'd totally forgotten about these two. Jessica and Maurice that is. So glad Maurice has a Gucci shirt. Nothing but the best!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve moved on=I’ve found new men to catfish.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just WAIT until they break the news of the impending visit of the stork! I feel that Jess's parents will be underwhelmed.

[Gobi]

Roses are red

Your suit is blue

Chanda is done

Wasting time on you

[snarkish]

Chanda and her smug little Tatum O'Neil looking face. PHO-nee! 

[kacesq]

This is shallow of me but Maurice is a really good looking guy and Jessica is...not. not sure what he sees in her....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maurice, you’re not going anywhere unless and until you pull up your fucking pants.

[Coltee Gal]

Dayum Chandra is a stone cold bitch. I mean she’s got ice in her veins. 

[WaltersHair]

Welding. In a Gucci shirt. This will end well

[Pepper Mostly]

"we have to go out and shore up the patriarchy! Gender constructs! Woooo!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was Jessica’s father a shop teacher? WTH?

[candall]

The pandemic has hit LAL really hard.  They're forced to devote segments to the couple whose post-incarceration relationship spanned the trip from the airport to the bus station.

[kacesq]

Doesn't Maurice already have a kid? 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

This is shallow of me but Maurice is a really good looking guy and Jessica is...not. not sure what he sees in her....

Big booty.

[OoogleEyes]

I must be feeling extra kindly, but I hope it works out for these kids  Maurice and Dad

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Doesn't Maurice already have a kid that he doesn’t see?

FTFY

[Pepper Mostly]

Jess: Don't tell them I'm pregnant!

Five minutes later: 

Maurice: Guess what? Jess is pregnant!

[goofygirl]

I kinda like Maurice for some odd reason.  He seems sincere.  I must be insane!

Oh wait.... Did Destinie get Shawn to put up her bail in the amount of $5K that might go up to $50K if she doesn't show up for court??  I totally forgot that little nugget of information.

[OoogleEyes]

These previews are BATSHIT CRAZY!

[kacesq]

I dont know how I feel about that preview for Life After...

Really don't want to see anymore of Destinies, shes way too entitled.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

 

I kinda like Maurice for some odd reason.  He seems sincere.  I must be insane!

 

Right? I do too. We must be sick. Is gullibility or a willingness to suspend disbelief to a ridiculous extent a symptom of COVID? 

[candall]

I love how Maurice constantly sees himself reflected in whatshername's father, the post-modern Ward Cleaver with the man cave and the shot glass collection.

[kacesq]

Tyrice you got played by an average looking ex con. Spare me that you can get all the women....

[OoogleEyes]

It could be that excess of cologne 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyrice is going back to his unlucky suit for a second try at finding the perfect ass soulmate.

[WaltersHair]

Maurice is the only clown in this circus that I think has a shot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh now Ben Carson is all hard and don't catch no feelings. I see you, Ben Carson. You don't fool me. 

[goofygirl]

Tyrice, just make sure you find a woman who likes blue suits and shoes and you will be JUST FINE.  And keep yo money in your wallet for a minute or five.  Just sayin'.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I do too. We must be sick. Is gullibility or a willingness to suspend disbelief to a ridiculous extent a symptom of COVID? 

We are all searching for something, anything GOOD!

*shaking fist* Damn you 2020!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

29 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Lord who thought we needed more of Marcello and whatever his wife's name was. 

Marcelino and Brittan . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . oops, nodded off, um, Brittany . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, not you again said:

OMG Y'ALL! Did you see the Life sneak peek? I can't believe they are bringing back that slow-witted idiot/Puppy/what's-her-name. That dead horse has been beaten enough already! 🤮

What was his name? Vince? If a kettle bell came to life, it would be him. What a big old muscle head. 

Maurice is the same age as my son. Holy shit. 

[candall]

I feel sad for Tyriece when he sees the show and Chandra says his blue suit was a dealbreaker.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh now Ben Carson is all hard and don't catch no feelings. I see you, Ben Carson. You don't fool me. 

I seem to recall a little something about his desire to marry her kind soul and her ass. 

Jessica's dad is a walking ad for sunscreen. 

[WaltersHair]

There is a woman out there somewhere that thinks that suit is amazing.  Good luck finding her, but go Tyrice!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The egg hasn’t even attached to the uterine wall yet and Maurice tells the father? This will be the longest pregnancy on record.

[candall]

"It was bound to happen" 'cuz I'm layin' pipe to your daughter all the damn time, Dawg.

[kacesq]

Maurice is either a very good con man or sincere. I'd like to think he's sincere but he also couldn't wait to get out of California despite the fact he has a child there who hasn't seen him in years. And yet here he is making all kinds of promises to Dad who is financing his daughter's ring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Father Jessica is setting up a trap.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh lordy...daddy,  now Maurice knows where you store your cash 

[goofygirl]

Daddy-o's throwing down big time for his baby's ring!  Uh oh... Maurice's is going to the casino!  Triple that money.  Lort.  WHY???  Just go buy a ring you dipshit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jess's dad peels off a thousand dollars out of his wallet? WTF?

And Maurice is going to go all Billy Bigelow and try and gamble his way to a fortune. This will certainly end well. 

[Floatingbison]

His lip looks even more jacked up than ever.

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack finds himself on an emotional rollercoaster with a histrionic personality disorder inmate. Go figure.

[kacesq]

Why isn't the daughter there? Oh please Lindsay. 

[Gobi]

"There is a possibility that Lindsey is using me for my money." No! Impossible ! Not Lindsey Lohanjob!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

FlapJack finds himself on an emotional rollercoaster with a histrionic personality disorder inmate. Go figure.

He loves every second of it. He hasn't had this much excitement in years. 

[kacesq]

Not a fan of eyebrow piercings. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

His lip looks even more jacked up than ever.

Its the only thing I see now.