Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Take a step back, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

That's what its all about!

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shavel is doing a good impersonation of Darcey, constantly talking about marriage and family with a guy who is clearly not into it.

I was just thinking the same thing! 

[Squee Bastard]

Gawd, I need this tonight. Work has been sucktacular. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

Gawd, I need this tonight. Work has been sucktacular. 

Poor a tall cocktail and relax.

[Maybeitsme]

Qulaude wants the little girl to have what his father wouldn't give him like going to the zoo but at that moment let's the momma know he has a one way ticket to Texas to stay with family just to make sure everything is lined up? Okay then...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Lindsey is such a victim.

[Gobi]

They fixed up that house in just three days?

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack is getting a stiffy watching Lindsey in the bathtub.

[Floatingbison]

That tub looks dirty.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Lindsey, its been a long looooong time since Lippy was playing soccer in college. 

[OoogleEyes]

"Athletic body"

Say whaaaaaaat?

 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Gawd, I need this tonight. Work has been sucktacular. 

Well, Flapjack finally flopping into that tub on top of Electric Ankle Girl should be a tonic.

[Gobi]

"I haven't had sex with a man [emphasis added] for four years."

[Squee Bastard]

Lindsey's just admitted she needs to be drunk to get it on with Scott...

[kacesq]

I just got home from my son’s soccer game and I’m being subjected to Flap Jack in a tub. Why God why?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey FlapJack, loose lips sink ships.

[Floatingbison]

I think that lip got infected from that dirty bath water.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Well, Flapjack finally flopping into that tub on top of Electric Ankle Girl should be a tonic.

DEAD

[kacesq]

Yay crazy Heather. And in what universe is she a model?

[Gobi]

What is this, getting laid night?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hard to believe I’m saying this, but Dylan is much too good for Heather.

[OoogleEyes]

Heather is a lunatic 

[JenE4]

What did we do to deserve seeing Lindsey and Scott about to have sex?!? Oh, thank god, we’re being rewarded with crazy Heather. Thank you!

[candall]

Look at those old bitches!  Sitting in the living room like that.  Carrying on a civilized conversation with a houseguest they've just met.  HOW DAST THEY?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jealous of  your 90 yo aunt on oxygen.....Dylan, you’re okay by me.

Edited October 17, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Heather was thinking they'd get home and say "hi" to her aunt (who's giving her a roof!), then disappear into the bedroom? Did they expect Aunt Diane to go to the movies or something so they could get freaky?

[Gobi]

Someone is going to have boiled bunny soup for dinner.

[OoogleEyes]

How has Heather not ended up in prison?

[WaltersHair]

Ten bucks says one day the parole officer will find poor Aunt Diane at the bottoms of some stairs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Heather is lucky that her 90 yo aunt on oxygen was home to welcome the parole officer into the house. Wonder if Heather will be mad that the PO is conversating (heh) with her aunt.

Finished all four seasons of Animal Kingdom. Now what should I watch?

Edited October 17, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[LucyEth]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

How has Heather not ended up in prison?

Or an asylum

[Gobi]

Saul Goodman in the house!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, John. You’ll always have memories of the truck bed.

[kacesq]

I feel like John is maybe 1/164th Native American but he uses it to make himself seem more interesting. I mean...what connection does he have to the heritage, the traditions, the culture?

[candall]

"We've only followed about 6% of the rules, and so far, things have been pretty rocky."

[Auntie Anxiety]

John is auditioning for Heidi when he gets off the phone.

[Floatingbison]

Now we know who buys Squirt cola.

[Gobi]

"They're watching my every move. They treat me like a prisoner!"

[Squee Bastard]

John's dog is hella cute!

[kacesq]

Gee John what would Kristianna have done with her poor mom if she hadn’t met you?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I feel like John is maybe 1/164th Native American but he uses it to make himself seem more interesting. I mean...what connection does he have to the heritage, the traditions, the culture?

He claims to  "follow the traditions" of the Lakota. 

[JenE4]

Which jacket is more ridiculous: John’s or his dog’s?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kristianna is asking John to bathe her mother and take her to the bathroom? John found a real winner.

[candall]

Lmao!  John and Kristianna are my favorite couple.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn should put handcuffs on Destinie so she doesn’t make a run for it.

[Floatingbison]

No attorney can guarantee a dismissal.  Shit goes sideways sometimes.

[kacesq]

So she knowingly broke the law, was contemptuous of it and she’s been told it will get dismissed. Sigh. Where’s Judge Judy when you need her?

[Maybeitsme]

John and his "red road" what a crock!

She needs to get off the phone and smoke a cigarette to calm down,  in the meantime fix my sh** John 

[kacesq]

Sure go out the night before your court date. Splendid decision making skills here.

[LucyEth]

Destinie is scary and Shawn is just completely brain dead.  He is afraid of her.

[Gobi]

Can we say "enabler"?