Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Leilani]

I get the 'native american' and the other white guy confused.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Jess can donate and tote an egg for Grangie?

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee is going to break up with you, all right, Cletus. Right after she cleans out your bank account. 

[kacesq]

Shawn is a piece of crap. He’s willing to ignore the mother of his many many kids for that skank who will be out the door once the money runs out.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Um, Shawn, the issues with Destinie are not all your fault.  Destinie would find issues no matter what you do.

[Gobi]

"I'm scared Dustyknees will break up with me, because, you know, I'll be out $50K."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is shitting his pants about being on the hook for $50k.

[kacesq]

Destinie has a tremendous sense of entitlement doesn’t she?

[candall]

I love how Destinie's version of walking out is "Buy me a plane ticket!  RIGHT NOW, DUDE."

[Pepper Mostly]

"I can't trust a man who tries in his own feeble way to be a decent father to his one hundred children"

[Coltee Gal]

Hello my fellow snarkers.  It’s about to go down and I’M HERE FOR IT!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie can’t trust Shawn. Holy cow! Love this show!

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn is as dumb as a rock. 

[Gobi]

" I don't know if I can trust him. I mean, what if he's talking to his baby mama while I'm out hitting on store clerks? "

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Destinie using Shawn's supposed misbehavior to justify maxing out his credit cards.  Like she wasn't going to do that anyway. 

[For Cereals]

Did he say World War V?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess Shawn doesn’t know about there being only two world wars? 

[kacesq]

Life After Lockup again? With all the same losers and Big Lip?

[Gobi]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Did he say World War V?

Yes. Yes, he did.

World War IV started when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Edited October 10, 2020 by Gobi

[kacesq]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Did he say World War V?

Yes. Yes he did. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Between Shawn and Maurice, single digit numbers seem to be a challenge tonight.

[Leilani]

Shawn is from the future referring to world war five.

[Auntie Anxiety]

FaceTimed my 5 yo grandson last night. He’s learning how to read and read me a story (lots of cops, hops, stops and pops). He’s so proud of himself. He’s the future of the snark movement.

[candall]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Life After Lockup again? With all the same losers and Big Lip?

But we're so happy to see THIS SEASON'S losers again!  Yay for fresh losers!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Yes. Yes, he did.

World War IV started when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Yeah, I believe that was when the Battle of Bowling Green took place. 

Scott and Lindsay. Love's Young Dream.

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack’s turn.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well then, Lindsay, why not pick up a paintbrush? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The ankle monitor gets cut off in 3.....2....1

[candall]

I'm not sold on your tears, Mom of the Year.  (I'm cold that way.)

[kacesq]

Flapjack....you’re not going to get that much intimacy. Ever.

[Gobi]

Does liver lip realize that chewing gum draws attention to his mouth?

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott. Lindsay has no intention of ever having sex with you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Lindsay. She misses her daughter because she loves her child more than anything.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What a shock.  Flappy hasn't gotten any "intimacy" with Lindsey.

[Squee Bastard]

OMG. Lindsey is such a self-entitled POS.

[kacesq]

I really do not like face tattoos.

[coffee drinker]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Flapjack....you’re not going to get that much intimacy. Ever.

Are they the couple in the tub in the commercial?  

Edited October 10, 2020 by coffee drinker

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is actually a pretty good move for Shavel to get Quaalude some counseling.

[OoogleEyes]

Those lips! They are messed up.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Has it occurred to Quaylon that he limited his job opportunities with his really ugly face tattoos?

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is actually a pretty good move for Shavel to get Quaalude some counseling.

Agree and the pastor is handling this well.

[Gobi]

Did he get those tattoos before or during prison?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I really do not like face tattoos.

They might as well say "I am unemployable". 

[candall]

Just now, kacesq said:

I really do not like face tattoos.

I can barely see those tattoos.  That is an amazing job of braiding!  Did he come out of prison with that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Having the face tattoos is a definite benefit when looking for legit work.

[Leilani]

You'd think getting tattoos in prison wouldn't be allowed, especially facial ones, neck ones, hand ones, arm ones.

[LucyEth]

Shavel is going to lose to Mama

Edited October 10, 2020 by LucyEth

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I really do not like face tattoos.

I do not like them on a face.

I do not like them any place.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Heather has all the symptoms of a borderline personality disorder. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a rocky ride.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Did he get those tattoos before or during prison?

From how poorly done they are, I am voting for prison tatts.

5 minutes ago, Leilani said:

You'd think getting tattoos in prison wouldn't be allowed, especially facial ones, neck ones, hand ones, arm ones.

Allowed and it happens are two very different things.