Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, did she drive away with Shawn’s car? What a fucking schmuck he is.

[RealReality]

Shawn is talking big-shit now that Destinee is gone.  

[Floatingbison]

Hahaha, it was his car!!! you got played, dude!!!  

[Gobi]

Cancel the credit card and report the fucking car as stolen!

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: This seems like it was a scam. 

Pepper Mostly: JESUS CHRIST SHAWN DO I HAVE TO HIT YOU WITH A STICK???

[LucyEth]

Moron, report the car and the credit card a stolen.  He is dimwitted and slow moving too!

[RealReality]

Just now, Gobi said:

Cancel the credit card and report the fucking car as stolen!

I hate to bring this up, but whats the status of his 50k?

Like she is gone and onto the new guy, is she going to show back up to court?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn’s ex is going to laugh her ass off.

[RealReality]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Moron, report the car and the credit card a stolen.  He is dimwitted and slow moving too!

Shawn is pathetic, he probably won't do any of that because he wants to be connected to her and he figures that as long as she has his car and credit card he has a way to contact her.  

DQ pretending like I'd buy a red velvet ice cream cake and share it with anyone.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t know TS Madison and I don’t care to meet her.

[WaltersHair]

Who the hell is TS Madison and what barrel did they scraper out of?

[LucyEth]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t know TS Madison and I don’t care to meet her.

Who the hell is she?

[Auntie Anxiety]

While the  family is out, Cynthia will end up contacting her old dealer friends in Alaska.

[Gobi]

"Good morning! Anyone up for some crack?"

[RealReality]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Who the hell is she?

internet sensation!

[candall]

He could revoke his bond, too.  Sad sack Shawn is really holding all the cards right now.  It's bizarre how Destinie manages to steamroll right over him.

[RealReality]

Brittney AGAIN pushing her mother into ANOTHER stressful situation.  

She definitely doesn't want her stress her mother into using again.  

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, candall said:

He could revoke his bond, too.  Sad sack Shawn is really holding all the cards right now.  It's bizarre how Destinie manages to steamroll right over him.

I’m watching this like “If you don’t report this damn car stolen ...” Shawn is such a weak man.

[hoosiermom]

I like Britt’s step dad. And, I like Britt.

[candall]

All she has to do is strive to be a good person every day.

Woof.  Tall order, Brittzzzzz.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, candall said:

He could revoke his bond, too.  Sad sack Shawn is really holding all the cards right now.  It's bizarre how Destinie manages to steamroll right over him.

She can do it because he is a moron and knows nothing

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that a cold shoulder call sweatshirt  jumpsuit? Why?

Edited February 13, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[RealReality]

Brittney not sure what to say when even slightly confronted on her bullshit.  

 

[Gobi]

"On my journey..." STFU!

[LucyEth]

If this guy was so great, how did Brittany end up on the streets at 12 being abused.

[RealReality]

Just now, candall said:

All she has to do is strive to be a good person every day.

Woof.  Tall order, Brittzzzzz.

The superiority complex Brittney and Marcelino have is inexplicable to me.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany bores me to death. Someone wake me up when Lacey engineers a fight between Chane and Chon. 

Oh Sarah. Never change. 

[LucyEth]

Okay right Sarah you so hard to resist.

[RealReality]

Just now, LucyEth said:

If this guy was so great, how did Brittany end up on the streets at 12 being abused.

This is a good question.  He is held up as this paragon of fatherhood, but how can Brittney know if he was if she wasn't with him

Oh Sarah - what the hell are you talking about?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah is too stupid for words. 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany bores me to death. Someone wake me up when Lacey engineers a fight between Chane and Chon. 

Oh Sarah. Never change. 

Laceys dad messed up that fantasy for her.  Hater!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah: No matter what I do, I can't persuade any guy to put up with the fact that Mike and I are still smashing it. Oh woe. 

[Gobi]

"Gurble blorg flibber sturg."

[candall]

He doesn't care if you're taken,

just whether you're ovulatin'.

[Squee Bastard]

Oh sweet Jesus! I have a feeling Sarah and Michael are going to get it on.

[RealReality]

Michael, does she know she is in an open marriage?

Michael wants to be together since Maria isn't funding him anymore.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just can’t with Michael and Sarah. That said, is she obvulating?

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw. Mike and Sarah's witty badinage. They're a regular Tracy and Hepburn.

[RealReality]

Oh listen to Shawn talking like a boss when he is alone in the car

where was all that bravado when you were talking to destinee?

[LucyEth]

Is that crying kid Honey Boo Boo?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Oh sweet Jesus! I have a feeling Sarah and Michael are going to get it on.

They've been totally doing it the WHOLE TIME. I will go to my grave believing that. 

[LucyEth]

What happened to “Megan my Queen”?  She was his dream girl and love of his life.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

Oh sweet Jesus! I have a feeling Sarah and Michael are going to get it on.

 Obvulatetiously.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I happened upon Married at First Sight last night. I was mesmerized.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They've been totally doing it the WHOLE TIME. I will go to my grave believing that. 

Of course, how could he resist.  Devil dick is an irresistible magnet no woman could resist.  

[candall]

Newest version of hell:

Your estranged mangy little convict husband snickering at the camera that he can fuck you anytime he wants.

[RealReality]

Okay, no Cyndi.  Tell me this isn't a snoozefest.  

Very cute, but I don't come to a trainwreck show for this.  

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Newest version of hell:

Your estranged mangy little convict husband snickering at the camera that he can fuck you anytime he wants.

Our hell

Sarah's heaven 

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I happened upon Married at First Sight last night. I was mesmerized.

Married at first sight Australia season 6 is the best reality tv I have seen. Off the charts!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Of course, how could he resist.  Devil dick is an irresistible magnet no woman could resist.  

Thus, my handy dandy can of industrial strength Devil Dick repellant spray. Also comes in travel size.