Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

This lesson in prison life is fascinating 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This after show is too stupid, even for me. See you on Sunday, my friends.

[OoogleEyes]

A winter wardrobe? In prison?

Oh, okay 

Lizzie is loaded AF

 

Goodnight bunkies! Have a great weekend and I'll see some of you around the forums 

Edited January 30, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Caseysgirl]

Sarah really thinks she’s hot shit now with a husband staying with her and a boyfriend taking her out to eat and I’m so glad that Malcolm isn’t standing for that. I’m going to have no sympathy for her when Michael screws her over again.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey everyone! My court date got postponed so I'm here! Please hand me your car keys and debit card. 

[OoogleEyes]

Yippee! I got that Friday feeling!

Did you ever even love me?

[Coltee Gal]

Hello Bunkies. Ready to snark, drink, and drink some more. ❤️❤️❤️

Edited February 6, 2021 by Coltee Gal
None of ya!

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare you ask me to give you back your car and credit card.

So there are two sisters fighting over John. That’s always been his wet dream.

[Coltee Gal]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yippee! I got that Friday feeling!

Did you ever even love me?

I did but then I got bored. And by bored I mean...I’m a piece of shit. 

[WaltersHair]

Can you dry clean suede, because damn Dude

[Auntie Anxiety]

John’s facial mole casts its own shadow.

[Coltee Gal]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

[Gobi]

Shawn was going to get $50K on the Super Bowl, but he only bets on sure things.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kristie’s sister should stay in dimly lit areas.

I’m so happy to be getting my LAL fix.

[Floatingbison]

Let's get snarkical!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Did you ever even love me?

Well, I loved your wallet. And your endless gullibility.

"Things with Terra are heating up a little bit". EWWWWW.

[LucyEth]

So he actually has a longer relationship with Tara then he does his wife.

[WaltersHair]

That's either a tent or a sweat lodge. Both are bad ideas for John.

[LucyEth]

John is really disgusting looking.  Needs a good shower and a haircut

[Auntie Anxiety]

All John has to do is make one bad decision.

Me: Umm, you mean ANOTHER bad decision, right?

[Gobi]

The women just can't keep away from John. Must be the mole.

Edited February 6, 2021 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

"Red Road," everyone take a drink.

John is so mole-tastic!

[Pepper Mostly]

John you are disgusting. And you are a lying fuck. 

THIRTY SECONDS OF PLEASURE. I have no words.

[candall]

I missed the last two episodes, so, three weeks.  Brittany and Marcellino look like they just drove up five minutes ago from fetching Brittzzzz's mother at the Sad Hotel.

But I see the John & Kristianna story is making some progress.  🙀

[OoogleEyes]

Jesus....I am hearing some banjo music 

[Gobi]

"I don't want to throw all that away for 30 seconds of pleasure." John, you stud muffin!

[WaltersHair]

I hope people remember this one

"Hi, Aunt Mole!"

Full disclosure, I have a mole on my face that is not yet casting its own shadow.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

THIRTY SECONDS OF PLEASURE. I have no words.

I bet ALL the ladies are lining up for that!

[goofygirl]

Yeah well... John married his wife's cousin???  Shit, this doesn't look good!  He's admitted he's cheated on every woman he's ever been with?  Grrreeaattt...

And now.. Andrea..  Coming at Shante "Christ-like"???  REALLY ANDREA???  You are a total hypocrite.  Can't WAIT to see how Jeebus handles THIS...

Calm.  Calm.So far...  ALL THAT DRAMA???? WHUT???  ANDREA YOU GIRL BRING THE DRAMA MOST OF ALL!!!

Edited February 6, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea's going to be calm. "If she comes for me". I'd love to know what Andrea considers coming for her. I'm guessing its something like daring to address her highness and not kissing her ass. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did I miss a Husband Shante?

[Pepper Mostly]

Look at Andrea, sitting there being all Christ-like. Sigh. It's inspirational. 

[WaltersHair]

Andrea: "Hi, can I just butt in and take over this conversation? KTX BYE."

**fixed my butts

 

Edited February 6, 2021 by WaltersHair

[Floatingbison]

Christ-like was the first thing I thought of. . . wait, I was muttering to myself, Jesus christ . . these people.

[OoogleEyes]

Andrea didn't know if she was a brat? Why didn't you take a minute to get to know the woman 

[Floatingbison]

Virginia Beach?  Isn't that where Hazel and Tarek are too?  Will worlds collide?

[WaltersHair]

what is that music? Beatbox bagpipes?

[Gobi]

The return of brillo beard.

[LucyEth]

That beard looks like a small animal on his chin

[Pepper Mostly]

I like Shantae. I like Lamar, though he's surely a serial fuckup, I think he has a kind heart. Andrea is nowhere near good enough for them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think I’m on the wrong channel! Two adults speaking in their indoor voices and discussing a problem?  I need a dose of FlapJack and whatshername.

[candall]

Well, Shante is quite eloquently speaking some truth to Andrea.

What's she doing on this show with all the mumblers?

[Floatingbison]

Is Flapjack the lip guy?

That beard looks like a beaver butt.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Is Flapjack the lip guy?

Yes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey’s breasts are growing at warp speed.

[goofygirl]

Oh Chane...  I'd believe you MORE if you didn't have that billy goat looking chinny chin chin on your face!  I'm seriously amazed that Lacey is saying "John" and not "Chon".  What's wrong with her??

[Gobi]

Gagme and Lacey.

[Coltee Gal]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

John you are disgusting. And you are a lying fuck. 

THIRTY SECONDS OF PLEASURE. I have no words.

More like 10 seconds and I’m being generous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[goofygirl]

So y'all, I got my 2nd vaccine dose today!  YAY!

OK, back to stupidity....  Dumbass Brittney.  Are they ALL going to Alaska??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s go in a family vacation with Brittney and her mother! What could possibly go wrong?