Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

I'm actually a little bit sad.

[WaltersHair]

There goes their TLC show!

[goofygirl]

Well Chain... Just one baby.  That's ok.

Dun  dun dun.... Marcelino & Brittney are... fighting?? Who knew?

Edited November 21, 2020 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I am pretty sure we knew this. I think they showed Andrea and Lamar meeting up with his daughter when he first got out, and Andrea didn’t handle it well. I’m not 100% sure though.

Well that's no surprise. What has Andrea ever taken well? 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hah, you know me so well. You must be my soul mate. Please send me $500. I know you want me to be happy. 

Will do.  Please post your home address.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I am pretty sure we knew this. I think they showed Andrea and Lamar meeting up with his daughter when he first got out, and Andrea didn’t handle it well. I’m not 100% sure though.

You are correct.  Andrea got pissy that he was spending time with his daughter and family and not 100% focused on carwash sex with her.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm actually a little bit sad.

Bite your tongue.  Chane couldn't even hold those three stuffed toys without dropping one.

[Floatingbison]

They took that really well, I have to admit.  That's probably the best possible approach, be happy for the surviving baby and move on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m a dinosaur and I kinda hate when a man says, “We’re pregnant.” No, YOU aren’t pregnant. Because if you were, then you’d have to look forward to the worst pain ever known to humankind, stretch marks and flabby skin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Bite your tongue.  Chane couldn't even hold those three stuffed toys without dropping one.

He can hold Lacey's two enormous overstuffed toys for comfort.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Happy birthday time. Nothing like a good sob session to celebrate.

[WaltersHair]

I'm pretty sure you shouldn't inject botox, fillers and put on fake tan while pregnant in the first trimester. But what do I know?

[Leilani]

Brittney looks better as a red head.

Britney: It's all about ME ME ME

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Brittany's friend in the black dress is hoping we're thinking Showgirls and not loser desperate to be on TV.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Food fight. Doesn’t that look like fun? Bueller? Bueller?

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd if there is one vision of hell to me, its people bawling out "Happy Birthday", loudly and tunelessly. Make it stop!

[Leilani]

I would be annoyed too if someone threw cake in my hair and made a mess in the kitchen. How is that fun.

Edited November 21, 2020 by Leilani

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharp is digging deep for some drama with these two.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Marcellino does enjoy his middle of the street walks.  What is this, walk number 20 for him?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

I would be annoyed too if someone threw cake in my hour and made a mess in the kitchen. How is that fun.

Anyone who threw cake in my hair would spend the rest of his life regretting it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So why would you use a spoon to make a PB&J sandwich, then use a knife to cut it in half? Am I missing something?

[goofygirl]

Lamar, you're supposed to put jelly on that sandwich to make it a PB & J....  Just PB and white bread?? OY!

[candall]

Uh oh.  A phone call, two years after you get out of prison, is "trying your best"?

Lose my number, Daddy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why are they focusing on Lamar's hand near his crotch?

[tearsandhysteria]

Just make sure you dress up like a bear when you see her, Larmar. That's fixes everything. 

[WaltersHair]

She paid 130 bucks to just WASH HER BLEACHED HAIR?

[Leilani]

How does Lamar think this will turn out well. How does he expect little Priscilla to not tell anyone.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Lamar, you're supposed to put jelly on that sandwich to make it a PB & J....  Just PB and white bread?? OY!

He's trying to glue Andrea's mouth shut?

[Floatingbison]

Imagine Faulkner, Hemingway, or F. Scott Fitzgerald writing LAL scripts for Sharp!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Marcellino does enjoy his middle of the street walks.  What is this, walk number 20 for him?

One time my roommate was at the bar I worked at. He'd spent a lot of time chatting up a girl who eventually turned him down. He stormed out of the bar and stalked across the street to the subway. My manager told me "oh he was PISSED. He took his jacket off and put it back on three times just walking across the street". I feel like if Marcellino had a jacket he too would have taken it off and put it back on three times. 

[goofygirl]

Should Lindsey maybe not keep referring to her "job" as a drug dealer?? Just sayin'. Flap's not gonna give you access to his business checking account if you keep that up.  Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, is she??

[tearsandhysteria]

Also, I'm really enjoying the commercials tonight. I don't know if I want the holy water more or the bipolar/depression meds they keep pimping. I think it might be a good thing that my drink dumped over.... 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So why would you use a spoon to make a PB&J sandwich, then use a knife to cut it in half? Am I missing something?

 

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Lamar, you're supposed to put jelly on that sandwich to make it a PB & J....  Just PB and white bread?? OY!

 No one on TV knows how to properly make a sandwich. 

[WaltersHair]

Well, Marcellino has to walk because I'd bet he has no driver's license. He can pretend to be driving while walking

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One time my roommate was at the bar I worked at. He'd spent a lot of time chatting up a girl who eventually turned him down. He stormed out of the bar and stalked across the street to the subway. My manager told me "oh he was PISSED. He took his jacket off and put it back on three times just walking across the street". I feel like if Marcellino had a jacket he too would have taken it off and put it back on three times. 

Are you the girl from SweetBitter?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chane and Lacey talking about blood flow to her nether regions.

Me:

[Floatingbison]

Shakespeare: Hark, thy prison's doors are open'd anon, yet thy heart remainth as cold tis winter's tidings

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

 

Are you the girl from SweetBitter?

I'm old enough to be the girl from SweetBitter's mother. Or even her granny. She probably stole all her stories from me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t miss crying babies. Just saying.

[candall]

I've never had a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.  I was an only child--they gave me braunschweiger.

[goofygirl]

Malcolm seems like a smart guy.  Why is he with Sarah again??

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s not Michael who is pushing Malcolm away, hon.

Sarah, shut up. You’re not the victim.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah. Honey. The reason you can't change this situation is that you do not want to. 

Malcolm is the only sensible person in this franchise. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Run, Malcolm, run before it’s too late.

[candall]

Oh Malcolm, you're not going to get anywhere with the Patch by being all reasonable and shit.

[goofygirl]

You need to cool your jets Sarah. 

[DanaMB]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Malcolm seems like a smart guy.  Why is he with Sarah again??

Tv? Money? Not sure. 

[Pepper Mostly]

22 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Malcolm seems like a smart guy.  Why is he with Sarah again??

He wants to be on TV? He's probably one of the producer's college buddies who had some time on his hands, you know, between shifts at Starbucks and writing his blog. And working on his graphic novel.

Edited November 21, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Floatingbison]

Lindsay's hair is fried within an inch of its life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack and Lindsay have incredible chemistry. You can feel the electricity.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay's rolled up in a ball as far from Scott as she can get.