Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flap doesn’t know that Lindsay stashed Tarabelle in the extra bedroom.

[Coltee Gal]

Vodka: Breakfast of Scammers

[candall]

I wonder where Shawn was that he hadn't been home to see Destinie for 24 hours?  The girl has a hair trigger--that might explain why she split.

[goofygirl]

WHUT??? Flappy and Lindsey don't sleep in the same bed?  And she's "modeled" in the past? WHUT? For some lesbian magazine?

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course. She's a model. 

[Squee Bastard]

Damn. Anyone can be a model so it appears.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Squee Bastard said:

Damn. Anyone can be a model so it appears.

Yes. It's called Only Fans

Edited November 21, 2020 by WaltersHair

[Auntie Anxiety]

FlapJack knows what kind of modeling Lindsay is planning to do. Hahaha

[Coltee Gal]

I’m a model. 

[Floatingbison]

Holy cow, either my upstairs TV has a different tint and contrast setting, or Scott's lip is less florid this week!

[tearsandhysteria]

Getting your mugshot taken isn't considered modeling.....

[candall]

I've been out of prison for two weeks and Scott has yet to sign over half his company to me.

[WaltersHair]

Lindsay hasn't had privacy in 10 years Lip

[goofygirl]

Oh yeah.  That's a greeeaaattt idea.  Make Lindsey the bookkeeper of Scott's company....  Lort.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Flap, if you stay with Lindsay, this is your life.

[Floatingbison]

Imma going downstairs in Bison Manor to see if his lip looks different 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lindsay. There's this thing, its called "getting a job"

Scott was going to put his ex-con floozy in charge of the books at his "company"??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Scott. 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, andreamf15 said:

Getting your mugshot taken isn't considered modeling.....

I had to put on my Depends after this one!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The models in the Land’s End catalogue don’t stick,out their tongues. Hmmm. 🤔

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

WHUT??? Flappy and Lindsey don't sleep in the same bed?  And she's "modeled" in the past? WHUT? For some lesbian magazine?

She's no dummy 

[goofygirl]

Yep, all the professional models I've seen have a photo with their tongue sticking out in their portfolio.  And also that weird material bathing suit.  Yep.  Cindy Crawford #2.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, andreamf15 said:

Getting your mugshot taken isn't considered modeling.....

DEAD

Why is Priscilla praying with her hands folded? I thought Mormons crossed their arms to pray? 

[candall]

You know, it's pretty obvious that Lindsey despises Scott.  She only had sex with him because she had to be on the floor next to the outlet for awhile and couldn't see the tv from there.

Uh. . . where is the single molecule of pride, Scott?  

Is it stupid to ask that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lamar loves him some nagging.

[WaltersHair]

Anyone can be a model and anyone can be a musician. This. Show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Yep, all the professional models I've seen have a photo with their tongue sticking out in their portfolio.  And also that weird material bathing suit.  Yep.  Cindy Crawford #2.

Someone call Tyra Banks! 

 

[candall]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Imma going downstairs in Bison Manor to see if his lip looks different 

It's not too bad tonight.  Less inflamed.

[Floatingbison]

Christ on a ritz cracker...talking about prison with children.   Like prison is normal..... fuck my fucking ass. . . . I guess I had a sheltered childhood.

[OoogleEyes]

Ha! I'm embarrassed to say, but a sister wife would come in handy during a Pandemic 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did the teacher assign a tattoo history of your ancestors?

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait a minute--one minute Andrea is homeschooling and can't be disturbed, then she's dressed for work and out the door. WTF? 

[Leilani]

Lacey looks like a drag queen.

[WaltersHair]

So, does anyone know how much these people get paid? Because there is no way Destinie is taking off if there is a free nickle she can squeeze from someone.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

You know, it's pretty obvious that Lindsey despises Scott. 

She doesn't even bother to hide or disguise her disdain. She loathes him. She'd have more respect for him if he wasn't such a sad sack doormat. 

[goofygirl]

Britnee sure looks skinnier now.  What's up with that?  She's got the car, the credit card.... Uh.. earth to Shawn....  You're about to be homeless dude.  You feel me? You ain't gonna have a pot to piss in if you don't stop this madness STAT.

[candall]

Well, they didn't tell us Destinie had the credit card AND a car!   The bigger surprise would have been if she'd stayed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie + Shawn’s credit card = on the lam

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Britnee sure looks skinnier now.  W

So no bundle of joy? 

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

So, does anyone know how much these people get paid? Because there is no way Destinie is taking off if there is a free nickle she can squeeze from someone.

I'm going to amend this and say a free nickle she can put in a slot machine (yes, I know they do credit cards now, but I'm old school)

Woah. Red went blond. Not a good look.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is the backyard done? Just in time for the party? How fortuitous.

[Coltee Gal]

I don’t care about Brittany and Marcelino. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Red went blond. Not a good look.

She had such beautiful red hair.Why would she do that? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany, your mother doesn’t want help. Leave her alone.

[goofygirl]

Brittany's friends sure have a bunch of tats, don't they?  And she's only 30???  Jeebus.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Colte Gal said:

I don’t care about Brittany and Marcelino. 

No one does. Next!

[candall]

Yikes.  That is a whole lot of artificially colored cornflower yellow hair.

[OoogleEyes]

30 years old?

Geeze 

[WaltersHair]

So, I know this is an emotional moment, but I'm completely distracted by the finger tattoos.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Puh-lease show,  PLEASE! Move on from crying Brittany. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that was a happy birthday, yes.?