ElectricBoogaloo July 14, 2014 Share July 14, 2014 Ray: I need to find [Mickey]. Daryl: You're the Magnum, PI, motherfucker. 1 Link to comment
RubyWoo72 July 21, 2014 Share July 21, 2014 Abby: Do you even know how rough you ahh?! My pussy huhhts. Ray: ... 1 Link to comment
Mor July 23, 2014 Share July 23, 2014 "Breasts are for children. When you grow up, it's all about ass" -- Mickey's Life style Advice "Banging whores and getting your kid beat up? That's some spiritual awakening, Mick" - Ray F' Donovan. 1 Link to comment
RubyWoo72 July 23, 2014 Share July 23, 2014 ^^ Made me think about last season. "You girls know how to twerk?" And then when two, uh, "working girls" were hired for entertainment for Bunchy's housewarming party one introduced the other as "The Artist that Makes You The Hardest." Cracked me up. 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 29, 2014 Author Share July 29, 2014 (edited) Cochran: I really couldn't give a shit about you potato eating Riverdancing motherfuckers. Mickey: Donovans don't apologize. Connor: But you just said, "A good man feels bad when he does something wrong." Mickey: But he don't tell no one about it. Lena: Tight white t-shirt and a leather vest. Ray: What color? Lena: Black. Ray: Rock and roll or S&M? Lena: A little of both. Wait, with tight ripped jeans and a bandana. Ray: He's got a young girlfriend. Lena: No, no, no, no. It's kinkier than that. Ray: Boyfriend? Lena: Hold on. He's getting something out of the trunk. Ray: What? Lena: Fuck. Forget it. Ray: What? What is it? Lena: He's in a fucking cover band. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky editing after forum upgrade 2 Link to comment
RubyWoo72 July 29, 2014 Share July 29, 2014 Mickey: (sobbing) It's been a long time since a stranger showed me a kindness. Guy with Pancreatic Cancer: (coughs) Mickey: You're not contagious, are you? 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 29, 2014 Author Share July 29, 2014 (edited) Abby: This whole Trousdale thing - it's not really our world. Deb: Why? Because one nosy cunt makes fun of your accent? Abby: It's a sign. Deb: No. "For Sale" is a sign. "In Escrow" is a sign. "Sold" is a sign. Do you think I was welcomed with open arms when I first got here? I was the mistress for twenty years. Fuck the bitch. Buy the house, add a second story, and block her view. Mickey: Shorty, you got any aftershave or men's cologne? Shorty: For a job interview or a woman? Ralph: Do you think I'm a moron? Mickey: Good question. I'm not confident to give a professional evaluation. Amy: More wine? But something different. I feel like action sequels are best with a pinot noir. Stu: Hey, you ever get hit in the head while you were coming? Lena: Not unless I threw the first punch. Ray: $200,000. Harriet: Are you serious? Ray: What? Harriet: I can't run that much cash through the gym, Ray. You need another shell. I keep telling you - diversify. Ray: We're moving to Trousdale. Kids are going to private school. Harriet: Trousdale? What is this? 1966 and you're Nancy fucking Sinatra? Hey! George Hamilton called. He wants his bag back! Kate: I think sequels go better with beer. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 3 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 18, 2014 Author Share August 18, 2014 (edited) Mickey: The heroin dealer moved to 203. I better put up a sign. Shorty: What the hell are you doing in there? Mickey: Jerking off. Come on in! Mickey: You're gonna croak any day now, right? Shorty: That's what they tell me. Mickey: Why don't you take out a life insurance policy in my name? I'll pay for it. Someone should benefit when you kick the bucket. Shorty: You gotta be kidding. Nobody's gonna sell me a life insurance policy. I have pre-existing conditions coming out my ass. You could have my pension if we got married. You know that's legal now. Mickey: The world went fucking nuts when I was inside. Now you can buy pot in the strip mall, they got a black guy in the White House, and two men can marry each other. Shorty: Mick, I got a question. Will you marry me? Steve: I want to kneel at your feet. Ray: Don't do that. Steve: I see the god in you, Ray. I have to acknowledge who you are. Ray: Come on. Get up. Steve: Why does my love make you uncomfortable? Ray: I don't know. Maybe it's the headset. Mickey: They say write about what you know. I know two things: robbing banks and fucking black chicks. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 2 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 25, 2014 Author Share August 25, 2014 (edited) Steve: Did you fuck Ashley last night? Cause when I fucked her this morning, I felt very close to you, Ray. Steve: When I was 12 years old, I jerked off to my mother breastfeeding my baby sister. Ray: ...... Steve: Unburden yourself. Try it. Say the unsayable thing. Tell me the thing that you are afraid of. Open the door. Ray: .... Steve: Radical honesty, Ray. Ray: I think you're a fucking asshole and I'm just using you for your money. We good now? Steve: Yeah! I love it! Ray: What the fuck do I have to do to you, Bob? Bob: He's the bad guy, Ray, not me. I don't go in her house. I don't try to hurt her. The worst thing I ever did was jerk off in her car! Ray: .... Bob: She left it open. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
jonesingjay August 26, 2014 Share August 26, 2014 Mickey: "What's the difference between zit and a priest? The zit waits to come on your face until your fourteen." 2 Link to comment
monakane August 27, 2014 Share August 27, 2014 Bunchy and Terry watching a show about the potato famine. Bunchy: Isn't Ireland an island? Terry: Yeah Bunchy: Why didn't they go fishing? 1 Link to comment
Puddy September 3, 2014 Share September 3, 2014 monakane - I am still laughing at that one. Still. Link to comment
monakane September 3, 2014 Share September 3, 2014 Puddy - I will never think of that tragic event without Bunchy's voice in my head. 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 5, 2014 Author Share September 5, 2014 (edited) Mrs. Drexler: Anyone want coffee? Lee: Stop offering people things! This is a home invasion! Avi: She's fucking somebody else. I can't tell him. Lena: You have to tell him. Avi: Nope. Out of the question. Lena: Come on, Avi. You never fucked a married woman? Avi: No. Lena: You know I have. Avi: [eye roll and sigh] Lena: Why do you care if she's fucking around? She has every right. Ray's been fucking around on her for years. Avi: I can't tell him! Lena: Well, if you won't, I will. Avi: I'll kill the cop instead. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 15, 2014 Author Share September 15, 2014 Ray: Mind your fucking business, Avi. Avi: You ARE my fucking business! 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 22, 2014 Author Share September 22, 2014 Ezra: You buried a Catholic priest at a Jewish hospital? Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 29, 2014 Author Share September 29, 2014 (edited) Ray: You got a gun? Lena: [exasperated "of course I do!" face] Conor: I want another pill. Abby: Conor, you get one every four hours. Conor: But it huuuuurts. Abby: Stop being a baby! [Bodyguard #1 takes Ray's gun] Bodyguard #2: Tsk, it's a birthday party, man. Ray: What time you wrapping up [the birthday party] here? Cookie: I don't know. These little motherfuckers like to party hard. Darryl: Mickey, you don't have anything because you're a fucking asshole. Ray: There's a million dollars on that table. Five hundred thousand if you split it, a million if you don't. I'll let you two sort that out. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 2 Link to comment
monakane September 29, 2014 Share September 29, 2014 Ray: What time you wrapping up [the birthday party] here?Cookie: I don't know. These little motherfuckers like to party hard. The writing on this show often leaves a lot to be desired in terms of plot and characterization, but the dialogue is always great. That line made me sorry to see Cookie go. 1 Link to comment
TudorQueen July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 A few from Finney: "No bloodshed, no police... I had to say that" "My father was a criminal, Mr. Donovan. He assured that I didn't have to be.""People like us, you bet on the man, you most definitely bet on the man" Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 20, 2015 Author Share July 20, 2015 (edited) Lena: Avi asked me to come work with him. Ray: What's he offering? Lena: Sparkling water. Connor: I was making my bed! Daryll: Did you kill that pimp? Mickey: Technically the water killed that pimp. Ray: I'm not for sale. Malcolm: So we're still negotiating. Lena: What is it with you? Why can't you ever just ask for my help? Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 3, 2015 Author Share August 3, 2015 (edited) Abby: How's Lauren? Margaret: Flunking out of college, dating an asshole. Sound familiar? Casey: Cap'n Crunch, he's fighting off these droneberries that are blasting earth from the dark side of the moon. And who's sending them? A sadistic robot butler hell bent on revenge after being decommisioned by the first moon colony. Is that awesome or what? Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 13, 2015 Author Share August 13, 2015 (edited) Mickey: Maybe [Abby] went back [to Boston] to see that cocksucker father of hers. Enjoy the fall foliage. Connor: I think she left because I freaked her out. She walked in on me at a bad time. Mickey: A bad time. Were you jerking off? Connor, if God didn't want us to jerk off he would have given us shorter arms. Lena: You gotta lighten the fuck up. Paige: We just got carried away. Ray: So you're telling me you got caught up in a whirlwind romance with that fat fuck Tom Verona? Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 17, 2015 Author Share August 17, 2015 (edited) Mr. Donellen: Thanks for voting. Janet: Democracy salutes you, sir. Bridget: Don't forget your cookie. You have a non-partisan choice of oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip. Bridget: Omigawd, you're stoned. Janet: Want some? I've got green crack. Not that I'm trying to propose anything, but it is so good for sex. Let's go. Bridget: We're supposed to be good citizens. Janet: You can be stoned AND a good citizen. Look at Seth Rogen. Theresa: I'm not running off with any gabacho named Bunchy. That's a puppy's name. Terry: I told you you should have left me in prison. Ray: What are you talking about? You almost did for free what I paid Sully all that money for. Mickey: Yeah, would have made Ray Ray real happy if you hit the target. Terry: It's too bad I got the shakes. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 15, 2015 Author Share September 15, 2015 (edited) Harriet: You know this is a stupid idea, right? Ray: Maybe. Harriet: First a bar for your wife. Now you're going to give your short bus brother $1.4 million. If I'd known you were going to throw this money away, I would have embezzled it from you. Daryll: I think I fucking like you. Michelle: I think you like fucking me. Daryll: So what's the difference? Terry: So Daryll's DJing tonight? Abby: So? Terry: So I saw his playlist. Abby: What? What's wrong with it? Terry: Lot of KC and the Sunshine Band. Abby: He did grow up in Palm Springs. What the fuck did you expect? Old lady: I hope you're not driving. Abby: He's got Parkinson's, you fucking cunt! Terry: It's good to have a Southie bitch on your side. Abby: It's good to have an opportunity to be one. Terry: That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh. Bridget: But you want to take oxy and go bowling with me? Terry: We can't take communion. Ray: It's a fucking cracker. Mickey: They're going to kill me. Ray: Have you considered suicide? Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 15, 2015 Author Share September 15, 2015 (edited) Ray: If you haven't learned that Mickey always draws a shit hand, that's on you. Daryll: So, what now? I go to ITT Tech for web design? Mickey: They ain't gonna believe I'm senile, Ray. Ray: Really? I don't think it's such a big stretch. Mr. Donellen: Another A, Miss Donovan. Nice work. [Janet gives Bridget a look] Bridget: I've been studying really hard. Janet: So hard. Mr. Donellen: Check your mistakes. I'll be right back. Janet: Come on, Greg. Help me with my proofs. Bridget: Shut up. Janet: Higher order derivatives make me so fucking wet. Bridget: Shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about. Janet: Sure I do. But you're probably too stuck up to swallow. Ray: I'm not warning you. I'm giving you information. Paige: Do you ask your male candidates about their abortions? Cochran: Has that chick ever heard of Invisalign? Daryll: You know what Oprah said? We gotta listen to the whispers. Michelle: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Ray: You took a dick pic? Avi: It'll come in handy. Believe me. Ray: ...Alright. Lena: Not how I imagined it. Avi: I do it for the team. Lena: No, no, Av, it's shapely. Flip: Do you have any idea what it's like doing forecasts for LA in a fucking drought? Finney: You have the video? Roman: It's prurient in nature, Mr. Finney. Finney: I do hope so. Ray: Mrs. Minassian, my father's a dipshit. He's always been a dipshit. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that. Ray: Why couldn't you just play fucking bingo like a normal old man? Finney: I wouldn't see a female proctologist. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo 1 Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 21, 2015 Author Share September 21, 2015 (edited) Abby: You see that woman come by here last night? [Ray] expects me to believe he's not fucking her. Terry: Is it like Fatal Attraction? I bet she wasn't wearing any panties. Abby: That was Basic Instinct. Bunchy: What happened? Daryll: A $600 Uber ride is what just happened. Cochran: You know, I believe that God brought you back to me, Ray. Really, I do. I mean, look at you. You're going down for the one murder you didn't commit. I mean, that's divine retribution. Ray: Where's the poker? Cochran: Have you checked your ass, Ray? Avi: You know I have bolt cutters in the van. I can cut off [Cochran]'s testicles. Connor: Cindy, that girl I met at the internet party - she's a prostitute, isn't she? Mickey: She sure is, son. Connor: Do you think I still have a shot with her? Mickey: You're a romantic, like me! Con, you had your first experience and you're a man now. I'm going to give you some advice. It's good advice. Stay away from sex workers until you're older. Bunchy: These three boxes of porno are the last of your stuff. Ray: End of the line, asshole. Cochran: Just get it over with, motherfucker! Ray: You sure you want those to be your last words? Ray: You think you're pretty fucking smart, don't you? Mickey: Not as smart as I used to be. I got a brain disease. Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 28, 2015 Author Share September 28, 2015 (edited) Teresa: Disobey me, mariquita? Bunchy: Did you just call me margarita? Bunchy: I didn't know Mexicans hiked. Avi: This fucking guy! Edited June 25, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
Gigi43 September 28, 2015 Share September 28, 2015 "This fucking guy!", needs to be posted twice. Link to comment
Shriekingeel November 27, 2015 Share November 27, 2015 "Once the dust settles on all this, how bout I take you out for Burmese?" Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 25, 2016 Author Share June 25, 2016 (edited) Detective Mendez: I could have sworn I saw Hector Campos walking out of your brother's gym. Ray: It wasn't him. Detective Mendez: Could have sworn it. Ray: You just can't tell Mexicans apart. Detective Mendez: Fuck you. Muncie: You and your cocksucker pimp father. Abby: They want to cut my tits off. I have breast cancer. Apparently. They just told me. Stage zero. You ever heard of that? Stage zero, I mean isn't that everybody? Isn't everybody fucking stage zero? Terry: Priest says I haven't had my faith tested. Me! I fucking came back from the dead! Josie: Want a massage of the two feathers? Drunk guy: What's that? Josie: Feather on your balls and feather in your ass Bill Primm: Chip O'Malley. We ran your social security number and it belonged to a 17 year old kid from Boston who died in 1959. Mickey: You don't say. Bill Primm: I do say. Ray: You okay? Lena: What? Ray: I know you and your girlfriend, uh... Lena: Who are you? Ray: What do you know about football? You're from fucking LA. Simmons: Why did you quit drinking? Ray: Why does anybody? Muncie: Mickey, I found you, you saggy-balled motherfucker. Edited June 27, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo Link to comment
paigow June 25, 2016 Share June 25, 2016 4 hours ago, ElectricBoogaloo said: S4.E1 quotes under the cut until Sunday: Hide contents Muncie: Mickey, I found you, you saggy bald motherfucker. I think you have a typo for this one...I watched with captions.... Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 25, 2016 Author Share June 25, 2016 5 hours ago, paigow said: I think you have a typo for this one...I watched with captions.... What is it supposed to be? Link to comment
paigow June 25, 2016 Share June 25, 2016 ball - Mickey is old, but has a lot of hair. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo June 26, 2016 Author Share June 26, 2016 Hahaha! Thank for letting me know. I already deleted the episode so I couldn't check to see what she actually said. I'll change it later when I remove the spoiler tags after the episode airs. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 5, 2016 Author Share July 5, 2016 Terry: I don't know what else I'm going to do. Abby: You could start by not getting drunk before 9am. Teresa: You're not jerking off on me in here, are you? Bunchy: No, I'm just shaving. Teresa: What you can't do two things at once? Bunchy: Shave and jerk off? Why would I do that? Is that a thing? Marisol: Oh, hey, taser cunt. Lena: Do you really think I waste my time on cock, you fucking idiot? Daryll: You got a dirty mind, little man. Connor: I'm just saying. If my sister was that hot- Daryll: You gotta stop obsessing about this, you little freak. You can't fuck your sister. Mickey: So what's next? Muncie: Salsa lessons. What do you think's next? You're going to prison. Avi: You want to give the murder weapons to the cops? Ray: That's right. Daryll: That dude's all over Teresa. Some dudes are into [pregnant women]. Big ass titties, lactation, sweet milk. Bunchy: Really? Guys are into that? Daryll: Yeah, they got a whole website devoted to that shit. Avi: What the fuck, Ray? My mother is upstairs! Ray: I know. She's making us sandwiches. Abby: It's just like the real world, but the dicks are bigger. Link to comment
BigDfromLA July 12, 2016 Share July 12, 2016 Theresa: Mothers fuck, Brandon...how do you think they become mothers! "That fucking guy"...best line of the whole series!!! Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 24, 2016 Author Share July 24, 2016 Bridget: So you dragged me away from my boyfriend on my eighteenth birthday for nothing? Abby: That's a good name for a pervert: "boyfriend." Bridget: The age difference isn't even that much. It's only sixteen years. If I was 30 and he was 46, it wouldn't be weird. Avi: You know why [Ray] does what he does? Connor: Scrilla, yo! Avi: Shut your black talk mouth. Avi: You have to go to school, get into hedge funds. Connor: I'm not going to be a gardener, dude. [Avi and Bridget look at Connor like they've just realized what an idiot he is] Avi: Hedge fund are money, boy. Scrilla, yo. Pinkie: He's got the eighth sense. He can sense poon. Ed: What are six and seven? Pinkie: Losing lottery numbers and bitches with herpes, yo. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 24, 2016 Author Share July 24, 2016 Ray: Anything on the DA? Lena: He clips his toenails. He brushes his teeth. And he feeds his fish. But I'm sure tonight is when a group of hookers is going to show up with a bottle of scotch and a shit ton of molly. Avi: Oh, shit. I hope I was recording So You Think You Can Dance. [Lena and Ray look at Avi like he has sprouted a second head] Avi: What? It's a great show. It has talented people. Ed: People underestimate Canadian rock and roll. Ed: I've got two words for you - Bob fucking Seger. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo July 25, 2016 Author Share July 25, 2016 Ray: What the fuck is that? Mickey: My piss jar. Ray: I know what it is. What's it doing on the fucking dashboard? Mickey: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Fritter? Ray: Where'd you get that? Mickey: Down in the store. Ray: You left the fucking van? Mickey: Sure. Ray: They're looking for you, Mick. There's a $250,000 reward on your head. You think it's a good idea to be hanging out in fucking donut shops? Mickey: Fine, I'll stay out of sight. Ray: You tell anyone you were here? Mickey: Raymond, I've done this a thousand times. I'm a professional. You think I'm a fucking idiot? [Ray scoffs] Ray: Let me get this straight. You walked all the way to the donut shop then came back here to pee in the fucking jar. Bridget: I broke up with Greg. Terry: Okay. Why? Bridget: We were at the Grove and this girl came up to him and said, "Nice to see you're still fucking children." Ray: What? Mickey: It's just nice to be working with you, son. [Ray rolls his eyes] Mickey: You'll look back when I'm dead and be glad. Ray: You got that part right. Mickey: When [Bunchy] was born, I thought he was touched. His eyes just wandered around everywhere. Anything would make him laugh - farting sound, a duck, a door slamming. Shit that would scare Bridget and Terry, he'd just laugh. Thank God for your mother, Ray. At that time in my life, I had very little to offer, I must admit. Ray: Oh, and you're so different now? Mickey: When your mother told me she was sick, it felt like the whole world shrunk to the size of our bedroom, the two of us just sitting there all alone scared out of our minds. Ray: How long after that before you ran off with Claudette? Mickey: I see how I rubbed off on you, watching me when you were young, picking up my habits. Your boy, Connor, what are you showing him about being a man? About being faithful to a good woman? You better hope he's got more forgiveness in him than you do. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 1, 2016 Author Share August 1, 2016 Ray: Your English is getting better. Lilia: I watch Two and a Half Mens. Sonia: There'll be stiff competition. Stu: I took my Viagra, baby. Sonia: Stu, you're so crass. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 9, 2016 Author Share August 9, 2016 Cochran: Who is it you want to get out of prison? Ray: My father. Cochran: Your father? The same guy you brought Sully 3000 miles to murder. Ray: Same guy. Ray: You're going to get a call from a deputy at men's central. Terry: Why? Ray: He's going to ask you if Mickey's gay. Terry: What? Ray: You're going to say he is. Terry: But he ain't gay. Ray: Yeah? How do you know? Terry: If we get a call from the jail, we gotta say Mick's gay. Bunchy: I actually think he might have done some stuff back in Walpole. Might have blown a guy or something. Terry: I don't want to hear that. Bunchy: He's actually kind of proud of it. He said it's like being ambidextrous. Cochran: Nick Lowell, the agent, do you know him? Ray: Sure. Cochran: Of course you do. You know every douchebag in town. Cochran: I want you to know something, okay? This version of me, this is not how I started out. I had good intentions, okay? It's important to me that you know this for some fucking reason. You were born a scumbag. I just got worn down. Referee: The kid reeks of booze and vomit. He can't fight like this. Terry: That's just the way he smells. Prison guard: Do you know what a size queen is? Mickey: A guy who's into big dicks. Prison guard: Do you know what a bear is? Mickey: Big fat guy, lot of body hair - like a bear. Prison guard: Do you know what a wolf is? Mickey: No, sorry. That one I don't. You made that one up, didn't you? Cochran: Do you mind if I use your bathroom? Holt: My bathroom? Cochran: I had a lot of Mexican food for lunch and there's absolutely no way I'm making it back. Avi: This fucking guy. He's tried to fuck you I don't know how many times. Ray: I'm going to get a bucket. I don't want [Nick] bleeding on my rug. Hector: You let [Marisol] get high? Daryll: Man, I didn't let her get shit. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 15, 2016 Author Share August 15, 2016 (edited) Ray: That's not dancing. That's walking a dog. Connor: You have a gun. Ray: It's for my job. Connor: Yeah, but you have one. Ray: Yeah, and I try not to use it. Connor: What if I want to do what you do? Ray: You don't even know what I do, Connor. Connor: Cool shit for famous people. TV host: In the state of California, sexual relations between siblings is a felony. Did you know that? Marisol: So arrest me, motherfucker. Abby: Did you traumatize [Connor]? Ray: I sure fucking hope so. Connor: [Ray] thinks I'm an idiot. You all do. Do you know how hard it is being me? Abby: Are you for real? Stu: They locked down my fucking computer. Ray: Who did? Stu: The feds. The feds snagged me. They say they got me for child porn. Ray: Were you looking at child porn, Stu? Stu: No. Ray: Big problem if you were. Stu: I wasn't. Ray: Feds could give you twenty years for that. Stu: It wasn't kiddie porn. What do you think I am Ray? It was just a tranny thing. It was a tranny beating off. Ray: Was she underage? Stu: Fuck no. When's the last time you saw a kid with tits and a dick? Ray: What? Stu: When's the last time you saw a kid with tits and a dick? Ray: I'm not sure how to answer that, Stu. Mickey: It's a poem. I read it in the prison library. Easy cummings - no capitals, no periods, any of that shit. Edited October 23, 2018 by ElectricBoogaloo typo Link to comment
paigow August 15, 2016 Share August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, ElectricBoogaloo said: Connor: [Ray] thinks I'm an idiot. You all do. Me: [to TV] That's right punk...the whole world thinks you are stupid.... Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 15, 2016 Author Share August 15, 2016 I know, right? I was totally cracking up when Connor said that because it's the smartest thing he's said all season. Link to comment
Ailianna August 22, 2016 Share August 22, 2016 Actually, that moment seemed the most self-aware he's been since the show started. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo August 22, 2016 Author Share August 22, 2016 Sonia: You're looking well. Abby: What the hell does that mean? Sonia: I know that you're undergoing treatment. Abby: Is that so? Sonia: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be indelicate. Abby: Talking about my cancer isn't indelicate. Coming here after you fucked my husband - that's indelicate. [awkward silence] Abby: Are you in love with [Ray]? Sonia: No. And even if I was, I have end stage cancer. Abby: So you fucked my husband because you're dying? Sonia: You're very blunt. Mickey: You're a good boy. Bunchy: Fuck you, Mick. Bill: The combination is 21-36-go fuck yourself. Bill: The combination is 1-2-fuck you! Avi: Let's kill her now then kill him and the laywer. Ray: She has a kid. Avi: What about your kids, Ray? Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 12, 2016 Author Share September 12, 2016 Avi's mom: Avi still hasn't called me. Ray: He's been having trouble with that satellite phone. Avi's mom: But he always checks in with me. Ray: It's my fault. I sent him down to Nicaragua to look after a client. Avi's mom: He won't like it there. Stray dogs and communists, no kosher food. Ray: He'll be home soon. Avi's mom: Tell him I am taping So You Think You Can Dance finale. Fat Ernie: Cheery as fucking ever. Mickey: I need to place a $2 million bet on Archie Whittaker to beat Hector Campos in the sixth round. Jack: So you know something about this fight that I don't? Mickey: Just that I hate Puerto Ricans and six is my lucky number. Mickey: All you've got are your remaining days on this earth. That and family. Ray: You got a lot of balls talking to me about family, Mick. Link to comment
ElectricBoogaloo September 19, 2016 Author Share September 19, 2016 Malkin: Are you going to shoot me with a baseball bat? Link to comment
paigow September 20, 2016 Share September 20, 2016 Pawn Shop Owner: [reading VHS Cover] 2000 and Cum: A Face Odyssey Link to comment
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