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And I'm still banking on YKW naming Bill Cosby as Surgeon General.

Before I completely forget: {as] is running Space Ghost: Coast to Coast on Monday-Thursday at 1:15 a.m. It's like watching Adult Swim prehistory!

Front page of the Daily News had Charles Manson getting closer to death. He's not the guy I had dying to offset the slew of celeb passings in 2016, but that could totally work.

Looked in the media thread. Forgot about Corrine, and she was basically Queen Garbage Person that season. And anytime I think "Dan," the bloated hairy fuck pops up in my head. And then there was the hapless one from earlier. I remember writing a post on TWoP about a challenge, topping it off with Probst shouting, "Dan has the rope tied around his neck and is choking himself as he runs in the wrong direction!!!!"

Actually, no. The season kicks off tonight. Just found out via AV Club. If FX advertised on The Mick, then this potential fuckup is on me because I missed the pilot and DVRed the second episode.

Just found out about this on AV Club. This is not a drill. Here's the description from the FXX site: So much for watching the finale of The Real World. This will be soooooooooo much better, mostly because The Gang are fictional characters, and they are not real. Potential down side: only eight episodes are listed for this season on Wikipedia. Can anybody confirm?

Found this via the SBP Twitter: a picture of Marky Mark, the Mike everybody likes . . . and Adam King?!? It's from Marky Mark's Twitter, tagged as "NYE #2017," though I would wager it was taken a long time ago. ETA: I DVRed the Bad Blood finale. Did MTV tease the next Challenge at all?

Grasping straws is all that we can do these days. Right now, Washington is going to resemble professional wrestling, and not in a good way. Linda McMahon's husband isn't as big a tool as the would-be despot. If Obama stands up to defy his successor at every turn, I hope he succeeds.

Found this on AV Club. If you watched the first season of The Apprentice, back when the figurehead was judged to be harmless and unlikely to get us all killed, that link is gonna depress you. Well, more so.

Rewatching the last episode. In the world of HxH, mathematics is "the devil's magic." Good to know.

Checking the HOF site . . . we got fifteen days until we find out which players made the grade. Apparently, Curt Schilling has buried any support he might've had in bringing the Yankees down twice. And what is wrong with Keith Hernandez? ETA: I might have been wrong about London not getting Red Sox/Yankees. Why can't we go by NFL rules? At least one mediocre team. Seriously, I can see why the English/British would get into (American) football. Baseball? Not so much.

I know who my representative is. I pass by his local office every now and then. Right now, the only thing I can think is scrawling "QUIT BEING A PANSY! MAN UP!!!" on the outside wall, but that is a horrible idea. He's probably better than Grimm, but a ham sandwich can run for Congress on Staten Island as a Republican and get 60 percent of the vote. I've known Chuck forever. He was the Congressman that visited my public school often. I'm hoping he won't have to go into hiding. Or his extended cousin Amy. She's got a movie out this year, and she's not playing a character named "Amy"! Call the Oscar people!! Seriously, I liked Trainwreck, and I hope it works for her. ETA: Had to add the "Republican" thing.

I never thought of Tom as a bully. Tom Buchanan, sure, but not Tom Westman. It does hurt Tom's case that Ian's mind broke into itty-bitty pieces, and he might be the most adorkable contestant in the show's history. In Tom's defense, I heard that he and Ian had a plan before the finale transpired: winner of the Day 38 challenge would take Katie to the final day in order to get the easy win. Tom vs. Ian would've been even more awesome than Ozzy vs. Yul (and Cassandra, technically), since Ian was cute and Tom ran the game like a boss. They were the only contestants to win individual immunity challenges.

Completely spazzed on the episodes on Sunday. But then I caught them On Demand today. Two all-new half-hour episodes: Dachshunds/Chinese Cresteds, and Golden Retrievers/Great Danes. Oh, and the Cresteds have a giant Pit Bull friend named Bryan.

I haven't seen that in ages. Is the back cover still full of mistakes that readers are supposed to circle? You can take a picture of Washington on or after January 20, and any kid can get a lot of stuff right. The Knicks won't win an NBA title until Dolan sells the team. Did he also own the Rangers in 1994? That was more about ending the 54-year Stanley Cup drought.

Screen Junkies covers Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Like Robot Chicken, they point out Genghis Khan's body count. Not so much the raping, though.

Pugdashians in the snow. Paddington's first day back at work. Uncle Logan deals with nieces and nephews yet again. Danny Boy's puppies chow down. Sammo eats with a snowman. ETA: Jessie gets Sammo to sound like a chicken. ETA2: Turns out the two episodes of Too Cute on Animal Planet were new. I was napping that night, but they're On Demand through Time Warner/Spectrum. Golden Retrieves/Great Danes and Dachshunds/Chinese Cresteds. The episodes are only a half-hour long apiece, but they are still adorable. Bonus: No wiener dog puppies got forced to run in hot dog costumes.

Watched the finale of "Phantom Blood" before I deleted it. I have questions. 1. Why did Dio need the giant casket for his head and its case? 2. I'm guessing that was Tonpetty and Strazio seeing Jojo off. Who were the other two guys? 3. Why was Wang Chan positioning Dio's head on his forearm? He looked like a pirate captain with a parrot. 4. How much time passed between the second episode and the finale? Or the next-to-last episode? Felt like a few weeks.

"All The Things She Said" was catchy, even if they weren't that into each other. And now I'm rooting for Pussy Riot to crash the festivities. Because that's all the all-female Russian music bands I know. ETA foe @abstractstuff . . . that is a nightmare.

So . . . Bad Blood has to be among the worst seasons ever, right? I mean, it's boring like London, only with more people, phones in place of a TV, and a lot more sucking. A few people probably would've benefited from getting their tongues nipped off . . . and yet, they're still not as odious as most of GBOGH. As bad as Mike and Peter were, they can't hold much of a candle to at least half of the assholes from the prior season. In case you didn't read the episode threads, I can sum up Bad Blood in four words: No. Bah. Dee. Caressszzzzzzzzzzz. Any world from MTV Classic? As much as I'd like to see something good, maybe it would be for the best to not get those if we were to get an altered soundtrack. What fun is the Mardi Gras episode without "Big PImpin'"? Or "Say My Name" as we come back from commercials, as David admits he didn't know the identity of his latest conquest.

President-elect continues to fail on many, many levels. I consider myself more of a dog person, and I wouldn't unfollow cats that quickly. I don't watch CNN . . . is Anderson Cooper good these days? The only time I see him is when Kathy Griffith tries to kill him (and Ryan Seacrest) on New Year's Eve. That explains why I missed MariahGate.

Cute guy. Very nice, @fastiller. Paddy wants food. Tilly in jammies. Danny Boy's puppies, One and Two. New Year's Duncan Sammo in sweater (Jessie Graf has many talents) Sammo runs around. Freshly-bathed Poppy. Poppy under covers. In case you missed the Rose Parade like I did . . . enjoy surfing dogs. Chilling by the fireplace:

I'm seeing the picture in full for the first time. I am now feeling bad for the dog.

Bad news: Latest Funny115 is up, and it's chock-full of Philip and shots of him in underwear. Also, there's a guy named Steve that I totally forgot about.

New stuff! Duncan celebrates New Year's The best of Paddington in 2016 Padosaurus Danny Boy's boys bother Logan, Part I Danny Boy's boys bother Logan, Part II Lucy shakes her head Tilly gets bombed before midnight Sleeping Pugs, Part I Sleeping Pugs, Part II Mylo really doesn't want to take a bath: