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Moving to Tuesdays at 9 starting next week.

Never really saw Kellyanne in "action." That said, I think Kate McKinnon looks a lot better playing her on SNL. If anybody here is going to the protest on Saturday, take a picture of Sam's bus for me. She seems to love it so much.

With the end of the Obama years, I thought that I could share this . . . from Jordan Peele by way of The Daily Show. Here's the uncensored clip, featuring Keegan-Michael Key and Peele, better known as Key & Peele. Also, here's another poster that I don't feel comfortable laying out here. Onto the anime . . . (One Piece, celebrating its 20th year in manga) (Yes, I know "We sail together" is more appropriate, but I think the original version works) (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency) ETA: I kept meaning to do this, especially since the show will premiere net week. (Riverdale) (I'm not watching, and I'd like to know if Archie gets strung up like a scarecrow with an "R" painted on his chest. That's what I think of this show)

At least nobody shed blood this week. Sure, Dee shit herself, and Mas Kelly and Mac abused each other, but at least the laugh track made things funny. And Charlie's uncle got to be inappropriate with him. So . . . yay? Damn, nobody gave a shit about Dee. She tries way too hard. At least she looks better than her father shirtless. Brrrrrrrrr.

That was funny. And maybe Larry David can drop by and bitch a lot, like Lewis Black does on TDS.

I wish we could have gotten a proper barometer on Francesca without fucking Philip blowing shit up on her. Kinda like how some people can't take Nadiya Anderson seriously because she was first out on Survivor and The Amazing Race with Natalie.

Probably, and it kinda bites that there will be more Expos in the Hall (Raines, Dawson, Carter) than Mets (Piazza, Seaver). Who's up in next year's ballot? Checking . . . fuck, Larry "Chipper" Jones will be there, and he'll probably get in on the first try. May he be the first entry to have stuff thrown at him.

So Skesy wouldn't be considered an American citizen that can fill the vice-presidency? Okay . . . what about Melinda May? She'd be the scariest veep ever. Even scarier than that guy. And I'd dig her for that. ETA: I'd also go for Mac. How many people in high office have had their own shotgun or axe, let alone a combination?

Poked through Diamond's list of stuff coming out next week. I'm going to have a new addiction . . . Titan is putting out "Hell Bent/Heaven Sent" vinyl figures. Doesn't quite make up for the absence of the show in 2016, but you can hunt down the Doctor, Clara, Missy, River Song, Davros, Colony Sarff, Osgood, Santa Claus, Fisher King. and Ashildr. Also, the TARDIS after "Face The Raven." And there are chase figures, but I'm not interested in those. Yet.

I read one HB book, and naturally, it's the one ending in April. At least there could be spinoffs done in the same style, right?

And if you need a visual . . .

I think Pillar Man was dubbed "Santana," though I don't know if that is what I heard. Had to do a search for that.

I think Daisy's ceremony was a bit overdone. I mean, they need to establish that she's a public good guy . . . but "MACE/JOHNSON 2020"? Actually . . . sure. Why not? Nice twist with Mace. Of course Talbot would be behind using Cal's stuff to fake an Inhuman agent. I can't help but feel bad for Talbot, since his one-time TV brother has better hair and ratings. Nobody in real life wants that hair. Well, unless J. Jonah Jameson enters the MCU. Awesome use of Aida I's head. Of course Fitz would be attracted to it. Professionally, I mean. He still needs help, though.

Warner Bros. is looking to doing their own AoT film. Cut to the American otaku delegation face-palming at the same time.

So much for the Mets' plan to sell the Jays on Jay Bruce. Maybe he can pull his weight through a full season in New York. But I'm thinking he'd thrive anywhere else.

It's always embraced the camp. Remember the first episode, where Dio snogged Irina, and his buddies did everything short of high-fiving each other in celebration?

Three shots. That's all you should get. Sorry, Cirie, but S20 counts, even if Tom pulled the rug from under you. I mean, I'll probably celebrate if she wins, because I consider her to be "good people." Brandon was Section 8. And putting him next to Philip was a huge mistake. That asshole can drive a teetotaler to drink, and a pious man to question God's plans. Cochran made for a decent beta male character. The problem was his plan for the first season, which boiled down to: "1. BETRAY TRIBE. 2. ???????????? 3. WIN."

So much difference between Leslie and Vanessa. Leslie can never be, in the words of Honest Trailers, "Freak In The Streets, But A Freak In The Sheets." Dude, Gotham isn't that bad. And I'm sure Fox would pull the plug if the ratings tank. To save on agita, I'm not going to glance at Riverdale, because the CW has learned all the wrong lessons. At least with Gotham, some of the characters are cool, and the writers love not giving a fuck. Remember Theo's death? Lesson learned: "Never bring a sword to a bazooka fight." ETA: Forgot about Barnes. At least Chiklis can earn that paycheck. I don't think a bazooka can stop Barnes at his most unhinged.

Poor Jim. I know, he's a bit of a prick, and those close to him pay the price, but I don't think he's an outright bad guy. Why can't Leslie move away and hook up with a former cancer patient with lasagna for a face? Damn, when Edward wants to mindfuck somebody, he does not play around. Helps to have a guy who can change his face. Totally forgot about Basil (that is his name, right?). Here's hoping Tabitha and Barbara do more. I think they spent the episode at the knee-length boot shop, buying in bulk. Or maybe see how versatile Butch's hand was. Nice to have Maria/Selina fun until the shit hit the fan. And Alfred kinda looked smitten. He needs some love. ETA: I totally wouldn't bring Jerome back, but since he's popular and the concept of death on this show is a joke, I'm willing to go along with it. How funny would it be if he came back to life a lot more sane, embarrassed by his stint as a cult figure? ETA2: Anybody else half-expecting Selina to open the box to find a purple bodysuit with a tail? Just me??

Just reposting my preferred Instagram sites that I kept linking on Soft Kitty. Paddington (I already covered him) House Of Bulldogs (ditto) Pugdashians (only ones I've met; had little Tilly in my hands, but the picture never came through) Duncan the Wonder Dog (Shar Pei from New York; puppy pictures resemble melting chocolate) Sammo Hog (pet pig of Jessie Graf, star of American Ninja Warrior) Lucy Wrinkles (Shar Pei/Bloodhound mix; yes, apparently that can happen) Poppy the Possum (rescued opossum living the good life) ETA: Found this again . . . panda cub dealing with zookeeper's taunts.

This week: All the shadows stolen by Moriah go back to their owners, who can now face sunlight. This includes a servant girl whose shadow was used by Cinry's zombie body. Anyway, everybody on Thriller Bark celebrates, except for Luffy, who is passed out. And Hogback and Absalom, who are intent to GTFO. The party lasts for about five minutes . . . and then Kuma shows up, with orders to take out the Straw Hats and all of the witnesses. And he's got powers beyond making people go poof. Heading into the fade to black, it looks like Zoro has just energy to try and put up a fight.

Darn . . . "Return Of The King" is not being shown this weekend. Probably for the best, since nobody asked for a situation when Dr. King loses his mind and drops n-bomb after n-bomb, kickstarting The Revolution. "Black Entertainment Television . . . IS THE WORST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!"

Knowing Chi Chi, this goes straight towards Goten's education. Personally, I'd invest in a panic room inside a panic room. There was a time where she was a heavyweight, but this anime is not kind towards women in general. Not like she teams up with Videl, Eighteen and Launch on a regular basis. She could probably kick Mr. Satan's ass, though. Who couldn't?

How does one say "What the fuck???!???!!?" in German? Damn, this anime gives zero fucks in general. Violence, indecency towards women, general physics, etc. Also, Jojo in the least-convincing drag ever. Nazis aren't that stupid.

It's Probst. At best, he has product to pitch twice a year. At worst, he is that delusional.