Baltimore Betty

I thought the same thing about Pettifleur's yachting outfit, what was she thinking. I also noticed there were deck chairs or anywhere for the women to sit on the sundeck, it looked so bare bones. I really did feel sorry for Janet when Tempest went on about the gossip stuff when there had already been resolve...how to beat a dead horse, huh? I would have left the party too. I would love to see what Pettifleur would wear on a train trip!

I think Wayland Flowers just has to pull Brandi's tampon string to make her talk! Ok, that was gross but I just couldn't help myself.

Thanks SnarkKitty, I thought those hookers looked a little off...lady boys, lol!

I missed that explanation...loved the fact it was asked but I never heard the answer.

Dorinda and daughter's apartment was not what I expected from a women who spends $1200 plus for a pair of shoes. I could not feel the tiniest bit of pity for Bethenney and her apartment woes...try being a single mother and really having no where to go. The Essex house put you up in the Presidential suite, so go to the Hampton's then come back to the city and the Essex House you idiot! Did Ramona get her lips done? We all know what her story will be this season, divorce and being the long suffering mother. Sonja is still doing the intern ruse. I guess she really does hate to drink alone. Kristen looks great as does The Countess, please bring her Hampton's real estate porn! Carol is on a diet? Really. Looks like I have to watch this season, I am sucked in already even though I was going to swear off a city or two of this Real Housewives nonsense. Darn.

Ok, I can be cynical but the scene where Phaedra gives her guide money after "being blessed to hear her story" about her hardship made me wonder if that was the guides ploy to con money out of the tourists. Don't hate me. I will say that the ummm outfits on the donkey ride were some very interesting choices. I have never ridden a donkey but I am pretty sure lace shorts and a bikini is the last thing I would wear. Cynthia dressed for the part, loved the overalls and cowboy hat but all that skin tight clothing just looks so uncomfortable on everyone, it always does.

I remember when Brandi first appeared and she was on crutches but I thought she was wearing wedges, albeit high wedges not stiletto's.

Oh yeah, Jackie needs to zip it, the dating thing was embarrassing enough to watch without her idiotic comments, your not psychic. The whole make upless La Mascara thing was dumb too. She was really being an ass towards Gamble at the dinner, what difference does it make to her if Gamble makes eyes at her fiancé?

The TH with Janet imitating Gamble again, loved it! I laughed out loud, again. Gamble does not know how to let things go and her fiancé is a wise man, she should take heed. Chyka's dinner party made me want to be there, gorgeous table scape. I don't remember seeing any real food though, just test tube soup and cryo marshmallows. I want her big bow she was wearing at her party, I have a black strapless dress that is crying out for that look. If anyone knows where to get a pre tied bow like that PM me ASAP! Why did Lydia have to be a Debbie Downer at someone else's dinner party. Boo hiss. I thought that was a big party foul on her part.

I have no idea how the Richards Sisters in Diving with the Stars never made on to my radar, did I blink and miss it? Is it still on?

Off topic: My husband had been bitten by a friends cat, the doc at Patient First told him the infection was akin to the Black Plague...crazy yet a dog bite is much more fierce but no plague...rabies maybe but no plague. On topic: Clearly, the only person needing to play the sympathy card is Brandi, deflection is her lifeline. Kim is looking for people to think she is a saint taking care of Monty (or as she says it "Monny") but I think the sainthood went out the window the minute she started taking his meds. Lisa Rinna was smart enough to know that she would not be hijacking the reunion by talking about her father unlike Brandi's attempt. Kyle was really quiet, my guess is Mt.Vesuvius will be blowing by the third act. Yolanda should either get a second opinion or stop with the snake oil treatments, the only thing those "cures" are doing is putting dollars in other peoples pockets. Lisa VP needs a hair intervention, so maybe when the are done with Kim's intervention they can help Lisa VP.

Those yellow shoes that Kelly has on in the Daily Mail pics look like the blue shoes with the same buckle that Carrie (SATC) had left in the closet of the apartment she and Big were going to move in to. I have my DVR scheduled to record the Scary Island episode today, it is truly something to savior.

I am surprised that when Alexia showed up at the hospital for treatment from a dog bite the authorities did not confiscate the dog for (rabies observation or repeat violent tendencies) and Kim's homeowner insurance would pay for hospital expenses. Sadly if you actually use your homeowners insurance you are usually dropped from it. Anytime you show up at an ER with a dog bite the authorities step in, at least here in Maryland they do.

I cannot imagine how Brandi's friends/hairdresser will think of her after this reunion, they have got to be giving her the side eye now, they just have to be. Kim's kids have learned that there mother is unstable in her sobriety and mind set long ago, I wonder if any of them after seeing this season want to do an intervention or are they just distancing themselves from her? Last Friday was movie day at my office, the original Sharknado was among the choices, I watched it with it's awful production value and lack of continuity and thought I would die laughing...to get in on this kitschy franchise is probably not a bad idea but why would Kim do it without negotiating a mention in the credits? I still have to side with Lisar on the Depends money though. At some point the group all started talking/yelling at once, it reminded me of the the Music Man song, "Pick-a-little, Talk-a-little" I loved that Eileen mentioned her hubby's head in the garage window! Now THAT was a great cameo!

I happened to see a few minutes of and old RHoNY this morning, the scene where Simon is surprising Alex for her birthday and he is having a melt down in the limo about how the driver is ruining the surprise...priceless.

Oh great, the reunion is tonight and I am on a 21 day cleanse. No booze or space cakes for me!

I thought the Herve Leger bathing suit Jessic wore would have looked better on a thinner, stick like Hollywood type person but it really went south when she paired it with the Daisy Dukes...that was right after she said that GG was not classy, lol. When GG dropped the bomb about Mike Jessica's expression looked genuine and I felt a little sad for her...was she thinking, "here we go again" because she has reason to believe he is not faithful? It would be horrible of GG to suggest Mike tried to sexually assault her if it is not true but Mike can say the same about all of them when they barged in to his Cabo hotel room and got physical with him so they could try and see him naked...an assault is an assault. The hired girls at that party, just oy. I am on the fence about Shreve (name?) and the purchase of that house, renting, yes but a purchase? What does he do for money? Cheeto modeling or Cheeto gigilo? So those pictures of Mike and Jessica were wedding photos and not an elaborate engagement party?

And for the record, I have bronchitis and I am not 100% in pain.

Was the Rinna's swing set even anchored in the ground? It looked brand new.

Camille and the prince...I got the distinct feeling that Mother of Mauricio was "with" the prince. BTW, Mother of Mauricio looks great! Why does Kim call Mauricio, Maurice?

You could almost see Brandi's Xanax and wine kick in when she was talking to Lisa V, the dramatic "my father is dying" talk (which made me wonder why she was at a party and not at his bedside) and the "I told you I love you" crap. Honestly, who among us would pick up the phone everyday to call the person (that slapped us) to inquire about their father? Did Lisa even know her father had surgery? Brandi put it back on Lisa V like it was Lisa that was the badly behaved one. Yo's leggings at the Hangover party looked a bit Forever 21 ish. I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED Kathy Hilton's "you do magic now????" to Andrienne. Sure Nicky Hilton is a name that is recognizable but she hasn't been on my radar in about 20 years, what is she doing these days? Am I not in the right circles to see the fashion icon out and about? Obviously I am not in those circles but really, has she been a fashion commentator on anything lately? What qualifies her as a the word in fashion? I am not being snarky, just want to know.

Asa and her priestess stuff, too much, she did not even test drive that car (that we saw anyway). Love her mom calling BS on that smudge stick medallion action! The "bargaining" Asa did in the dealership, hilarious...it's a lease and $1200 a month at that, does no one on these shows save for a rainy day? I was starting to not hate GG and now she is creating an issue. You were drunk and so was Mike, stop clutching your pearls. I have flirted with a male friend a bit too much when I had a few too many, sometimes guys get handsy. Last season didn't they all burst in to Mike's hotel room to see him naked? Why would his actions be shocking, they all talk about the dool a lot. Jessica and her major side boob, yikes.

I had the pleasure of staying in a villa like that, rented in high season for $10,000 per week, (we got it thru a friend of a friend and it was a bargain but no staff) it was amazing and strangely it turned in to scary island too...hmmm, must be the heat.

I think Brandi thinks that if you don't get your period anymore you will wake up one day with a mustache and a spare tire. Frankly I don't miss mine and thru chemistry for better living I am symptom free and no mustaches either! The best is no more cramps, who wants them? Maybe Brandi thought if she walked around with a tampon string hanging from her lady business she might get an endorsement deal from Playtex or OB sort of like Lisa Rinna had with Depends, lol.

I am really surprised to see how frumpy the clothes are...I don't think she would ever wear anything from her line.