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Um, Hyacinth, we're going to need you to quickly and quietly follow the rest of us out. I could barely watch! Gross!! I think we are going to need a Hills type of ending where the backdrop falls away and they all walk a way laughing.

Great point!

OMG! I thought the same thing. The book, not the books.

I think Martita went because she had nothing good from the episode. Her dish was not chosen in the first challenge, her promo sucked, her food was not cooked properly. At least Ana's food was good even without the sauce. Her days are numbered though. Was it Erin who was with Mr. Italiano? She kept thinking he was going to make them lose. HA! Girl should have known that he will go far. Giada has a crush on him.

Darn it! I missed that by deleting the episode too soon. Ok, let's talk about the guns. Who the hell carries a gun like that? They don't even have the basic skills for gun safety.

Best line ever!! I can't believe anyone buys this shit. Really? Clean water tastes so bad you gag? Never seen a Target before? Puleeeease!

Just shooting in the dark here - If she keeps kosher she has to make sure that a glass has not had milk in it. The kosher folks I know have complete different sets of dinnerware/glassware just for this reason. They even have 2 sinks space apart with their own counters.

I can't wait until my favorite blog is up. The housekeeper does do a blog right?

Of course Jeremy has a man bun. Damn hipsters. Just caught the Thanksgiving part where Matt was a bit of an ass but really Amy took it to a whole nother level.

She is at her best with the kids. She is loving, firm but not rigid. She does not yell at them. Isaac is cute but I have a soft spot for Lincoln. He is funny. Seems like Isaac is quite taken with him too. When Leah made that statement about unlearning her upbringing, I said to the tv, "How very astute of you Leah". She is certainly showing a change for the better. Chelsea - While I always felt she was the best mother from day one. How could she not with Randy as her dad? Lately I would like to tell her that at this point getting Adam to fall in line is never going to work. She needs to stop questioning Aubrey and stop trying to put Cole in the bio dad role. Adam is the bio dad and nothing will change that. It seems Adam is ok with Cole being a stepdad and has said so on many occasions. She needs to help Aubrey come to terms with the bio dad she has and get on with it. Not everyone has a Randy as a dad. I sure didn't. Coming to terms with what you have is a part of growing. She should remember that it was her own poor decision that Adam is the bio dad. She can't erase her own part in that. She needs to prepare Aubrey for the relationship that Adam can give. Adam does love Aubrey and it shows. It just isn't the relationship most children experience. Darn you guys - I just made English muffin pizzas with ranch to dip in. Nice change.

It is crazy. Especially since if Jesus did exist he would not be white. The Portland episode was sad. Hipster gentrification? So wrong!

[slaps head] This is why I won't swim in lakes or oceans. You never know what you may encounter.

Danny should be a cruise director. Then he could dance all night with the 70 year olds.

Swolemate

Booze and cocaine! Does he really think everyone is stupid? So true! The trouble with Craig is that he thinks he can just gel into the "group". He is an outsider, he brings nothing to the table. He should be working his ass off to show work ethic. Oh our "special" Landon is an idiot. She loves Shep yet just pissed him off by going against his guest list at his own birthday party and then lied. She wants to get paid to give input to a website and yet not run the website.......so stupid. So true! She needs to give up the romance and make friends and coparent with Thomas. I am sure he would pay the way for a deal like that.

Do we all agree that Janelle is going through withdrawals?

Oooooh, I love a person who keeps stats. Thanks! As much Chad is a douche, the other men are just as whiny. I am in!

Pretty typical sentencing for families. Around my parts a family had a graduation party and let teens drink, and one got into an accident. The were convicted of supplying the booze and enabling the car accident. They had younger kids. The parents did their time in tandem like Joe and Teresa. The last thing the government needs is to supply living arrangements for the kids. I want to see Jac do the perp walk too.

Just watched Amy on chopped with Renee from Mob Wives, Kathy W. from HWoNJ and some guy from Deadliest Catch(?). When lobster was involved, Kathy already gone, he helped both Renee and Amy to the detriment of his own dish. Renee helped him back but Amy did not. Typical!

Waves hand - Another Motor City poster. I was interning at Chrysler when they acquired the rights to the Jeep. One of the vice presidents said to me, "Just give us time, we'll kill this brand". He was right the Jeeps of today or no longer anything like the go-anywhere Jeeps of yesterday. They might show it off-road now but they all have a clause when purchasing that the consumer must understand this vehicle is not safe off-road. Carole - She is dating a chef and yet has no kitchen?

The guy should run fast. He could set up a custodial schedule and be in his daughters life without taking on a child that is not his and the crazy loon that is the mother of his child. There is no other option, in my mind, that would work. The other daughter - I feel her pain and she needed to stand up for her parents. She has been watching this shit her whole life and at some point it has to come out. It was in "code". He said the area where their house is (6 bedrooms!) is still nice but there are lower income areas..... I live north of 8 Mile road and no matter what city north you live in there is 8 Mile and then maybe 14 Mile. Huge difference!

The progressive dinner - I could not believe Amy drove like that with the women in the vehicle. Who does that? Very inconsiderate. She always says that little people drive fast. So, basically, she does not give a crap about anyone in her vehicle or others on the road. Thanksgiving - did they not have appetizers? I did not watch. The twins are 26 years old? Wow! Do either of them work?

When the producer said Jenna had to leave for her FIRST attacking CeeJay - If the producers would have ejected Jenna like they should have then none of the rest would have occurred. For the producers to sit there day in and day out letting the racism get that bad is just horrible. I think CeeJay would have a case against the show. MTV you are not progressive in the least nor do you care about the people in your care. Ceejay found something within herself and Jenna, of course, did not.

I am going to try it myself!

There you go