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Carson were just as nasty in FF, but I couldn't help giggling thinking about all the great snark about them on here. This show is so much better through snarky eyes! Please let Franco reveal the AJ truth so Michael can disown his gross parents, and I can get my Nina/Franco sexy times. They really do sparkle together. STFU Maxie. Oh, woe is you for having a hot, nice guy like your stupid ass. I really hope we get a Tracy/Lulu adventure where they try to find real Luke. Lulu needs to get out of baby land and find her dad. Patrick being all skeezy with his divorce talk made me uncomfortable. I can't get behind those two, plus I miss the sparkly KeMo/ME chemistry.

Thank you catray. Delilah knows the time difference and keeps calling Tim at work, then tries to do a video chat naked? Give me a break- even she's smarter than this. Leave it to the writers to dumb down a character to provide some laughs.

Did they change the actress that was working at the button display? That totally threw me off in the beginning because I liked her in season 1.

"Hand on gland combat" is a new quote I've never heard of. Comedy gold!

This episode was hilarious- I had to pause some parts because I was laughing so hard. The kids are great, especially Andre who has really been shining. I couldn't believe the Helen Mirren line and how he just kept asking questions- just great. At least they put in a line about Rainbow's parents being hippies, and she has to be working part time to drop the kids off in her home clothes. Her tuning out her daughter to gloat about being a good mom seemed realistic.

Maybe she's part time at the practice and does mostly outpatient surgery. It's the inpatient surgery and calls that kills a surgeon, but the fact she knew about the surgery the next day may lead me to believe that she does mostly outpatient procedures. Now I'm debating the life of a fictional surgeon- great. Maybe they will touch on why her hours are so flexible (maybe a flashback with her working a lot and missing out on her kids' lives.)

I liked it- the chemistry between the leads were good and there was some funny stuff. The article on the kissing Koreans cracked me up, as did the vomit bags.

The Vance stuff made me cry, especially thinking about his poor kids. This could have been done over a few episodes and felt so rushed, but glad he's ok. Seeing the flashback made me miss Jackie. Abby and the officer were so cute.

Sadly the Patriots will still probably win the crappy AFC East. An 8-8 record will probably do it. I am really rooting for the Cardinals this year to win their difficult division. Yeah, it's a long shot with the Seahawks but it would be great for the after missing out last playoffs with a fantastic record. Anyone but the Niners!

Jacks' hot partner (I don't think his acting is bad- 80's hairstyle Gideon is much worse) looks really familiar too. I know I've seen him on something where he played a jock but I can't figure it out. They really have nothing to do with Charlotte. It's like the writers always resort to out of control party girl as a back up instead of giving her substance.

I'm sure they do but it's realistic for the younger kids to not get it. That's why I loved Rainbow for telling Andre that it was great when her younger kids were describing the weird girl in their class as anything but the "other black girl." Young kids don't see race, and she was so happy that they didn't whereas Andre didn't like it at all. I wish adults acted like children sometimes- look past the race and get to know a person first before they judge.

Police academy takes 6 months to complete, right? They sort of got that right. Charlotte is still a bitch. Don't know how much longer I can last with this show- just waiting for Emily and David scenes, I guess. They shouldn't have brought him back to life- all the revenge seems so meaningless now.

I loved season one and binge watched it on Netflix, but knowing how it was cancelled after season two, I don't know if it's worth it to get invested. First episode if season two is in the DVR so will see if it's worth it but just from reading the previews of the episode, doesn't look too good.

Claudia and Ric- hotness. Same with Carly and AJ- they had so much chemistry, especially their night of hate sex. I also wish they gave Carly and Lorenzo a chance.

I think Chad is one of the hotter men on GH. Kiki just brings him down. Please tell me all this Luke stuff is going somewhere. Tracy needs to go find real Luke ASAP, and then Jordan can finally reveal to TJ that she's DEA and his guardian is the only thug in his life. Patrick and Sam are still FF material. Just no.

I liked it a lot. Viola is ridiculously good. And Wes is adorable, plus Paris Gellar! I'm in the medical field and watched a lot of medical dramas (stopped watching Grey's because it got stupid) so who cares about a law show that suspends belief? I can't see one fictional show that is accurate, and I'm going to enjoy this show since it's the only one on Thursday worth watching.

Seems like the Giants fans are back on their bandwagon after a nice win (espn and Facebook, not you guys). Now how many games until they throw Eli under the bus again. They've won two SB's with him and get all pissy and boo when they do bad. Try being a Bills fan- I just want one postseason game!

Thank goodness that's done. I can't enjoy watching the O's on a televised game after years of watching them suck ass, yet all I saw was Jeter's face. Yes it's his last game at Yankee Stadium but they didn't have to show him every damn minute. At least he went out a hero- good for him and his fans.

I liked it. Love that the wife is reasonable and very successful, yet a mom who cooks dinner for her kids. Everyone else was likable and looking forward to the characters getting developed more.

Today wasn't so bad, minus barbaric Sonny. He can go jump off on a cliff. Sabrina is a freak. How can Liz not recognize Jason- the facial edema was that bad? Stupid show. Ned and Alexis still make me smile.

Glad that I'm not the only one irritated with the snail pacing of this show. I was excited to see yesterday's episode because I thought Franco would expose all, Robin would see her mom, and Ava would be in some sort of peril. But nothing happened except Robin is kidnapped for the billionth time. Can't she catch a break? Why does Kim keep coming back for this shit?

Good start but did everyone other than the three have to die in the crash? I know NCIS is unrealistic but this was ridiculous. I'm fanwanking that the time DiNozzo left from the night scene was about 12 hours? Went fast by jet and they knew where the guys were from satellite. Why am I trying to make sense of this? I did like Kevin- too bad he's doing "time".

Seriously. Is he running around unsupervised at the hospital now? Some of these storylines are crazy.

Got to give it to Wilson- he came through with clutch running plays when the Seahawks needed them. So brutal to watch- it would have been nice to see the Broncos win one from behind in front of the Seahawks fans. I guess the 2-0 start by my Bills was a fluke. EJ looks horrible, which is too bad because he has some talented WR's to work with. Waiting for Orton to get the green light.

Because we are hoping for the occasional good scene and storyline, like the Fluke reveal, the AJ reveal, some good vets scenes, etc. Franco's birthday better be epic with some barware thrown at Sonny's head! There are few good things left but that's why I still record this ridiculous show. And days like today where the show can be watched in 10 minutes because of all the FF material make me so sad.