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Mauricio comes off as a liar to me.

Yeah give me a break! They love to see their names anywhere. What exactly were they worried about? What came out about them? I fucking hate Heather and she sounds like a fool when she says “ride or die.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12921349/Tom-Sandoval-slammed-supporting-cruelty-captive-tiger.html Damn you Tom! I was basically his last fan. I rooted for him to rise again. But this is gross.

I’ve never heard of this before but omg! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyiiiii!!

Ok I watched this.. it was weird.

It can make sense to rent and spend less than what you could lose in the housing market. You shouldn’t buy when prices are peak, which is how they are now. In some places, like I am sure, Miami, they are double what they will be in a few years if things go as they could. Nothing is for certain of course but the market tends to level. Spend 500,000 in rent to save yourself losing 3 million… BUT that all said, Todd is giving off broke vibes. They are faking for sure.

It’s better! Phew! Glad yours is too!

Shes losing her damn mind, not accepting the apology, getting mad over and over again. Shes literally running through a hotel like a crazy person, barging into her hotel room, screaming at her. Shes acting like they had a long term relationship for all of this anger, all the tears. Of course she’s whipping off her bra for Austen. It’s just Taylor she “hates.” It just doesn’t click for me. Olivia can be hurt all she likes but I wish she would do it off my tv screen! It’s funny, Austen cannot be bothered with any of it, he doesn’t care at all. He even said to Madison, he thinks she’s perfect on paper, but just isn’t into her.

Ooh good idea!

I think she realllly wants everyone to think she’s living in a bubble. Elite, fancy, a fashionista! But in actuality, she’s not. Her husband is a degenerate gambler, they are broke, she’s probably pulling off these “getting robbed” scams in order to keep up her bullshit lifestyle.

The highlight of the show? Oh lord if that’s the highlight, what the hell is this mess of a show? I used to love it. Paige is always like, “it’s a grownup dinner,” or on summer house, she’s like, “look at us like the parents with our kids.” Like she’s so young and she’s pretending to be an adult, like playing dress up. It’s a habit of hers that I noticed and it’s kind of weird.

Does everyone’s screen look like a page from 1997?

Her comment was not bad, seriously she’s like I’m close with my brother, like you were. Olivia is crazy, she dated Austen for 2 seconds. She should be embarrassed that she’s carrying on like this refusing apologies, etc. Taylor kissed someone OMG calm down. Olivia was trying to be an actress before this show so I guess she’s trying to get noticed with this drama?

Quoting myself because no one seems to know. They list the writers here: EXCEPT for that sketch! Huh interesting.

Whitney’s got nothing going on.. so she’s trying for a storyline. But with her little sexy baby voice (which sounds fake as hell), her need to wear very little and talk about sex a lot, and her very vague trauma storyline last year, she should get some counseling.

Haha- Yeah and that’s it!

Wow- Maurice is definitely dating! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12875975/Mauricio-Umansky-steps-Aspen-social-media-influencer-Alexandria-Wolfe-bears-striking-resemblance-estranged-wife-Kyle-Richards.html His teeth look RIDICULOUS. Chompers!

Girls5Eva is coming back!! Billie’s a good actress! Her mom is an actress, I remember her from Six Feet Under. Aww that’s sweet. I figured the cats were professionals, but they looked SO nervous, and I was worried they were about to scratch Kate or Billie. I think the sketch is funny but I don’t like when they use live animals… Except for the VERY old sketch from the 80s(?) with Dana Carvey as “Massive Head Wound Harry!” The dog licking and kind of chewing the “wound,” so gross and hilarious. Now that’s when SNL was funny!

Yeah I don’t get it. Just weird for the sake of weird? This is sooooo much funnier. What the hell is happening over there at SNL? The North Pole sketch was basically the same as the Eddie Murphy one, with Instagram shout outs that were basically the same. Except that one was hilarious and this one was NOT! Pongo was so predictable, it wasn’t funny at all. If I’m able to guess what the next joke will be, it’s not good. Aww I was so sad to read that Albert Einswine was eventually captured and given back to his “owner,” which is the pig farm where he will be slaughtered. Pigs are so smart and he was so scared. :( I was hoping he would have ended up at a sanctuary like the longhorn that got loose in nyc the other day.

Aww that is sweet. I have to laugh that Venita was appreciative in the 1st comment and then fully friend zoned him in the 2nd comment. I hear rumors that JT is actually poor and was living in a trailer, and that he moved to SC just to get on the show. I thought he was friends with Shep and was a jet setter. Who knows! He seems like a nice enough guy but a serious try-hard. I guess they all are. Leva and the Rods honestly don’t need to appear at all.

Ok I’ve maybe watched more than one episode.. I am ashamed! 😢 I agree - they totally learned the weird push/pull “ love you, now I don’t talk to you, maybe I will, maybe now I won’t” craziness from Big Kathy! Probably. And the strangest part is the absolute reverence they have for this horrible mother who they acknowledge would pit them against each other. And taught her girls to trap men and marry rich, etc. But they are apoplectic if anyone dares to speak ill of this monster of a mother.

I can’t stand her. Why is she on this show? I like Taylor for some reason. I LOATHE Olivia. Yes- she is the one beating a dead horse. This is the most tedious, forced argument/storyline I’ve ever seen. Enough! Jesus just move on!

Kim drawing on her walls is weird, very weird. She did not look well. She was in a scene in Paris in Love (I only watched 1 episode I swear!) and in it she’s meeting Paris’s baby.. she’s wearing a weirdly placed baseball hat, and she said it was because Kathy told her that her hair looked bad. It probably did, since it looks like she’s balding.. but still!! Kathy is mean. These sisters are all so cruel to each other, and to others! They feed on cruelty. Maybe they shouldn’t be in each other’s lives.

There has to be more than rumors for the ANGER she is throwing at him. She was either pretending to not know what Sutton was talking about, faking that she didn’t know in order to mock Sutton for Kyle’s benefit or she actually doesn’t know, which.. I don’t know what’s worse. Either way is messed up for a medical professional. And honestly she comes across as a complete idiot. They are both the WORST!!!

This is a role given to people who have name recognition, at the moment. It’s not like a legit “making it to broadway” story. Like someone said above, Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne have done things. Also Ashlee Simpson (before or after her jig of humiliation on snl).