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I laughed through about 80% of that pre-nom list. And TC as lead? The hell? CD was more of a lead than TC (not that I think CD should submit for lead either).

Now I'm picturing Sonny in an exam room with all the cabinets and drawers labeled "Towels" as he looks around in confusion, yelling for Max to get him a towel.

Frank probably told him the most they could afford would be the Kidz Bop version.

Maybe Luke grabbed his phone, checked it, saw it was almost dead, and thought it would be more fun to leave it with him, leaving him one ray of hope that would be destroyed once the charge died out. With special Jazz Hands and Whisper Shout therapy rooms. Any women who show up for gynecological care can be put in the BitchSlutWhoreTramp exam room.

I assume I missed that while I was busy chanting "shoot him!" Shoot him dead!" at my TV.

Franco/Nina or Twilight? Hang on, give me a sec... Is there a secret third "let's just kill them all instead" option? Julian, honey, you have a gun. Shoot the greasy moobster. God! What kind of criminals are these people??

If this show let me have nice things, Sonny would have gone over the edge of that bridge right along with Ava and given me a two-fer. No offense to MW, but her character sucks all kinds of ass.

And thank God it doesn't sound like she had the baby with her. I, too, hope the more recent reports are accurate. Recovering from two broken legs would be a rough road. I wonder if, maybe, the surgery was for some other internal injuries she may have sustained. Whatever the injuries, I pray her recovery is swift and easy. As for taping. If they're far enough ahead, depending on how long she is unable to get in to work, they may be able to just postpone some of her scenes and block tape when she's back. That might work out well with TK, too, as he's traveling between coasts, last I heard. He can go home for a bit and come back when LG is ready to tape. If that won't work, maybe they can bring in an emergency recast for a day or two to send Caroline out of town. Depending on where they are in the story, they can write Caroline and Ridge going on a trip together to get away from the FC mess and stress. Or Caroline can say she needs to get out of town to clear her head after all that's gone on. Or, if they've taped up to a point where she and Ridge have actually taken control of FC (not a spoiler, just guessing it might get there for at least a little while), she can head out to an overseas office to handle some crisis.

And thus begins Ron's new story, where Lucas carries around Brad's decapitated head to provide sassy one-liners. And even if she believes that Dante is really and truly that pissed at her, does she also think he's stupid now, too? What man in his right mind would trash his wife to her father like that?

How awful! I hope she comes out of surgery OK. I fear who they'll get as an emergency recast. Not every actress in her age range in the soap world would be able to pull of the Caroline/Ridge chemistry. (And please don't let Kristen Alderson even cross their minds. I don't hate her, but she would be ALL wrong for this.)

It's ridiculous. She knows Dante, and she knows her father. For today's scenario, she'd have to think that there are two possibilities: Either Dante is acting wildly out of character, or her father is faking his end of the phone call. Add in Luke destroying her phone and, oh yeah, her knowledge that someone was recently impersonating her father, and no little red flags have popped up here? I know soap characters sometimes have to be a little less than on the ball for plot purposes, but this is way too far.

Not until after he gives Quinn or Katie a try.

No matter how the vote shakes out, it will be her. I'm assuming that's why the page doesn't show how the vote totals are shaping up after you cast your vote. I imagine we'll get some Spencer reunites with his dear mommy scene that's cheesy enough to make "You're Not Alone" look positively dairy-free.

I had similar thoughts about Sam's indignant rant to Jake about how Faison shot Jason in the back and kicked him off the dock to die. I mean, honey, you married a mobster. This is how shit happens in his world.

Am I mis-remembering? I could swear Sonny slept with Kate/Connie when he knew an alter was in control (because he thought he could fuck Kate back into her right mind or something). Did I imagine that ugliness?

To be fair, I don't think they fully know, when agreeing to the show, what the theme is or who they'll be paired up with. Some of them obviously talk to each other before hand, so they have some idea of who else will be on the season (like CT saying he came because he knew Diem would be there), but the show doesn't necessarily disclose to them who will be there or what the format will be. Even if she knew, through the grapevine, that Zach would be there, she wouldn't have known they'd be forced to interact on this level. That riding on the plank mission remains one of my favorites. I can't remember who it was, I want to say Brad, that got on that thing and just ran it directly off the plank, no fighting it, just right off. I still laugh thinking about that.

The woman who Nik apparently stole from her date at NYE. As much as I hate that Monica likely won't be at the party for the AJ clinic, it's probably for the best that she isn't. If Ron thought two seconds about her being there, he'd probably decide that it was time to kill her off, and it would be poignant, or some such shit, to off her at the party for the clinic named after her last dead child. He'd probably kill her in the crapper. Either that, or Sonny would save her, and she, Michael, and the rest of the town would kiss his ass.

Wait, are we sure this isn't TG playing the corpse?? I'd totally watch that show. Can we replace current GH with Robin, Laura, and Lucky in lockup? Please. Ron can play out the GH he's writing on his Twitter account. And Fluke is brainwashed Jason. Or the corpse is Jason. Either way.

I have to agree it's going to suck to see them all just get tossed out of prison because, after they all broke out, they happen to do something that inadvertently benefits the Governor. Screw that. Sonny and Ava both killed someone in cold blood, for stupid, selfish reasons, and neither deserves a fucking pardon. The next story line we get had better damn well be Monica, Michael, Ned, and Olivia campaigning to have the Governor impeached or something. Because that's just bullshit.

With the whole talking down to Maya thing, I think part of it is just people sensing what her weak spot would be and targeting it, because, well, they want to shoot her down. This is a woman who has a less than subtle desire to be part of the Forrester clan and not be just "the help." Even being with Carter, a lawyer, wasn't enough, because Carter is also, in her eyes, "the help." So nothing is going to get her goat more than acting like she's less than. Whether it's Caroline calling her Myrna or Ridge dismissing her like a child. I mean, if Hope had tried dismissively calling Steffy "Stacy" or something, it wouldn't have worked. Steffy would have seen through and laughed at that shit (while sticking her tongue down Liam's throat). Maya has had a hand in imploding a whole lot of lives here, to varying degrees, and people want to shoot her down, so they go for her weakness.

I'm surprised he didn't try to get one of Bree Williamson, Erin Torpey, or Susan Haskell to play Ivy.

So they actually showed a corpse today? Why am I not surprised that Ron just had to go to the corpse well again? Shall I assume it wasn't as freaky/awesome as CorpseNash?

I haven't watched yet today. I can't believe that shit is back. You would think JMW and SC would have seen their scripts and been like "um, can we please leave that shit behind?" Stop, show. Just stop.

I think that's too high of a standard. It's more like "until you do something that annoys or mildly inconveniences me."

If it were anyone other than Brooke's son that was being cheated on, I could see her empathy. Because what Maya did to Caroline is the kind of shit Taylor pulled on Brooke when she decided to spill the beans about Brooke/Bill at a party. But, yeah, this is her son, her immediate reaction should be "poor Rick." Period.