Puffaroo

I need a ha-ha emoji for this post! Seeing Poussey made me get all misty. *sniff*

I'm late to the party; I just discovered this show on Netflix. Love it! I really wanted Kimberly to win, but in the end I was happy with anyone who wasn't Resting-B*tchface Ruby!

He was? I don't remember him. Who did he play?

Isn't this the first time we've seen them do that, the bribe? And WOW, I wonder what the future relationship will be like with the snitch!

OMG, the girls singing in church at the end was just *horrendous* -- honestly, they reminded me so much of the TV ads by local auto dealers, who all seem to employ shrill young women for shilling (or maybe shrilling). Take it down half an octave, all the dogs in the neighborhood were barking! The choir robes were ghastly, too. Really, along with what everyone else is saying about this show, it has truly jumped the shark.

Aw, MAN... I was really rooting for David and Emiley. I'll watch this edition to the end just to see who wins, but after that I'm out. The hunters are way too full of themselves and obviously have some horrendously unfair advantages.

I did, too, but I made the assumption that the newspaper was from somewhere else. Am I wrong?

Why in the world stand out in clear view so much? It's like the two guys on the boat -- get inside, fer cryin' out loud.

I'm guessing the team starts are staggered. These particular customers had a camera team with them. That would make me watch them leave.

She and Heidi were the only contenders who seemed to take it seriously.

Heather looked like the reincarnation of Divine. And what a classless person she was!

I haven't researched this myself, but I remember reading somewhere -- possibly here during a previous season -- that Ramsay won't select a fat girl.

Between that and Heaven'Leigh not knowing what quarantine is, I'm thinking we have GOT to improve our public education.

I was thinking along similar lines -- and, like Survivor, if this show... forgive me... *survives*, subsequent contestants would do well to learn from the mistakes in the first edition. They should also read this forum, 'cause there are some damn fine suggestions here!

And nobody notices lights on in the abandoned house *every* *night*?

Don't they have a lock on that HOH door? And why the HELL didn't somebody tell Paul to get his butt out of the HOH bed?!? What is he even doing there? Grrrr, I really wanted him gone.

Bridgette to Michelle: You never want to talk to me! Me: That's because you're a whiny wuss with no game, Skippy.

I rather suspect that that's all that Karan would allow the stylist to do. Certainly if she'd been all tarted up with a swoopy 'do, makeup, and a flowered dress, that would have made her uncomfortable, and for sure she wouldn't maintain it. Personally, I think she's clinically depressed.

Hrm... didn't Tyrion already release them? Or are they unchained but still locked up?

That One Guy: "I don't usually get it when people say they'll quit the show after something bad happens, but don't kill Osha, okay? Enough with the gratuitous violence against women. We get it already. Evil patriarchy, crapsack world, blah blah blah. Please don't go there. Please?" He doesn't know who he's messing with if he messes with Osha. She could be his undoing.

I could swear I saw Tormond on a TV commercial within the last couple of weeks. A phone service, maybe?

Pat Benatar's song "Stop Using Sex as a Weapon" comes to mind. ;) Sexy dress wasted. I wonder what her parents thought?

There were holes in this show that you could drive a Mac truck through, but hey... I'll give it another shot. First episodes aren't usually outstanding. I do wish they hadn't made the Claudia Black character so foofy. And I wish they'd given her shoes that fit. You can see they're too big when she's sitting down with Lex. Small stuff, I know. ;)

I was a tad surprised since for some unknown reason I thought this was a one-time self-contained show. I loved this quirky little series -- but every time I like a quirky show, it gets cancelled. C'est la vie. When they got to the Thames, I expected Jamie to barrel the limo across the bridge and fly over the gap!

Has Sonia ever had to subdue a litigant? 'Cause I'd sure like to have seen her take down the racist batshit crazy stepson in today's case.