LilWharveyGal

Oh no, don't leave us Bastet! X is for The X Files, which featured Beth Grant (whose granddaddy sold horseshoes to a Yankee).

I think you mean La Law. :) M is for Marty Maraschino, Dinah Manoff's (Carol Weston) role in Grease.

G is for Grey Gardens, which featured Ken Howard (who played "makes me feel like a lady" Jerry).

Z is for the Zipper King, Mel Bushman. I never bought his love story with Blanche. (But then again, apparently neither did they.) We've done the girls in other roles. How about we do guest stars in other roles? A is for Arrested Development, which featured Jeffrey Tambor, aka one of the doctors who blew off Dorothy's chronic fatigue symptoms.

T is for Tony's girlfriend, who walks out nonchalantly, says "I thought I was the only woman in your life," without emotion, and then walks away. Sure, it's a small moment, but I always thought it was really bad acting.

J is for the juice Dorothy selfishly took for herself when the girls were all sick with the flu.

G is for Gloria sleeping with Stan, and Sophia thinking that it was a good idea. Why???

L is for the lounge chair on the lanai that Rose crashes through at one point.

The title was misleading. It wasn't about the Browns courting a fifth wife, it was about the Colliers courting a third wife. All those ladies in Las Vegas who are throwing themselves at Kody will have to keep biding their time.

E is for the Elvis artifact - a partially eaten pork chop.

Dressing up like men in the golf club locker room?

T is for the custom of Throwing rice at weddings - not tomatoes because they stain.

O is for the primitive custom of leaving Old People out in a field for big birds to feast upon.

If they really wanted to make money they should have opened a party supply store. There's this one huge family in Las Vegas who will splash out on a fully decorated theme party about anything at the drop of a hat. Seriously - apart from a million birthdays, anniversaries, and graduations, there are 60's hippie parties, Casino Night parties, heck, even Hanukkah parties! Any inventory they could think of to stock, this family would buy! Oh, wait...

I is for the Italian customs of making love and singing opera.

E is for Easter, which is when St. Olafians drink egg nog while wearing a cast-iron brassiere.

I guess it just goes to show that victims of kitchen abuse often go on to abuse others' kitchens. (I'm poking fun at this bunch of thoughtless maroons who can't keep their stories straight, not at any survivors of legitimate abuse.)

Bingo. Christine's response was over the top in my opinion, but I lay the fault for Ken-gate at Kody's door. He seems to greatly enjoy stirring the pot, and I can just imagine him chuckling with glee as he passed that text around to all his wives. We saw in this same episode how he doesn't hesitate to cater to his own whims at the expense of others, (switching up the nightly rotation schedule), but heaven forbid anybody try to interfere with his bromance time!

Yeah, Salma looks like she should be standing atop a wedding cake. And judging by the looks she was giving Kevin Hart, that's where she would have preferred to be...

B is for Bar Mitzvah, a religious custom that Miles and Rose liked to crash.

Along those lines, U is for Re-Using character names. Obviously it happens all the time in real life, but I like my shows to have a bit more creativity. Becky was both Blanche's daughter and Lily's dog. Angela was both Sophia's sister and Phil's wife. Katherine was both Stan's wife and Gloria's daughter. Gloria and Phil were both Dorothy's siblings and the names of the characters at the Maltese Falcon Club. Etc etc....

Hmmm, so I'm guessing Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" won't be part of their lip-synching repertoire any time soon.

I agree that that was a particularly low point. I dislike most of Sophia's money-making schemes, particularly the time she rented out the house while Blanche and Dorothy were away at Big Daddy's funeral. Even brief mentions of Sophia taking money or a credit card out of Dorothy's purse make me squirm.

Pete Martell - your profile pic is giving me uncomfortable flashbacks to the years I watched Emmerdale, so I'm off to get another adult beverage. Happy New Year to you!

P is for the story about Pesto Sauce/ear salve that Sophia tells while eating. The story itself isn't so bad but her chewing drives me nuts.