LilaFowler

Vicki won't turn on Tamra until she has strong allies in the other ladies. She and Heather aren't close, and Tamra is Heather's little sidekick. Vicki insulted Lizzie from minute one and Lizzie for some reason has decided to kiss Heather's ass. I couldn't pick Danielle out of a lineup and I'm sure Vicki is the same. Who does that leave? Shannon. Shannon is usually right when she fights with Heather but she comes off worse because she loses her cool after about three minutes. She's not a strong ally to have on the show. Vicki didn't say anything at the dinner because she's chickenshit. If she goes against Tamra, she knows that it's practically guaranteed that Tamra will turn Heather, Lizzie and Lizzie's friend Danielle against her, too. They'll start in on Brooks. Then she'll be left fighting overly dramatic fights with only Shannon on her side. What she should have done is been nice to Lizzie and Danielle. From what I've seen on these boards and the rest of the web, people are over both Heather and Tamra and their mean girl act. It would've been a whole different thing if Vicki, Lizzie and Danielle were obviously on Shannon's side. They could've easily gone after Heather and Tamra with the "why are you being so mean to her?" routine. Heather would've had no choice but to play nice. Too bad. I really hope Lizzie surprises me and goes after Tamra at some point. Someone needs to take that bitch down.

I've wondered the same. I guess it's possible that someone at another table overheard Heather talking to her friends and reported back. However I'm more inclined to think that one of Heather's friends actually hates her, told her own husband (who is friends with David) what was being said and that husband told David that his marriage was fodder for the lunching set. She said it multiple times on WWHL tonight, the dumb broad. You're not supposed to admit to creating fake tv. We all know that it's manufactured but you're still not supposed to say it. Causing drama for drama's sake is unnecessary in this case--I think Heather and Shannon would've had issues sans Tamra's meddling anyway. Is Tamra's gym still open? She seems mighty desperate for that Bravo paycheck. I want the Dubrows off of my tv screen.

I can't wait to read Heather's blog this week. Now she knows that Tamra told Vicki the same thing she told the Beadors, that Terry wanted to take them down.

Tamra is disgusting. Just last week she was freaking out because she was caught out lying to Shannon's face and Vicki knowing about it. Now she's going after her with Heather.

Same. All she had to say was, "You told me the same thing, Tamra."

Knowing Tamra, she invented this whole thing. She's totally worthless except when it comes to stirring shit on this show.

I eagerly wait for that day, Scoobie. I can't wait to see her rip that thing off and start beating someone with it. Reality tv gold.

How old are Amber's kids and stepkids? Does anyone know?

How do they still have their house? I haven't been following the legal proceedings as closely as some.

Jacqueline is so immature. She really needs to grow up.

Yes, I've seen the SkinnyGirl cosmetics line at Walmart. No thanks.

Midnight Cheese, LMAO at your entire post. I feel no pity whatsoever for Tre and Joe. They lied, cheated, stole and got caught. Enjoy prison, assholes. I had hoped Tre's tagline this season would be something like, "Don't *beep* with Uncle Sam." This family shouldn't even be on this show, especially when they're obviously trying to get sympathy by trotting out their crying daughters. It's absolutely disgusting that they are in the midst of this and still allowing the girls to be filmed. They are truly awful people and despicable parents. Also? Still laughing at the poster on this board who said that Milania looks like Big Pussy Bonpensiero. That kid is not cute and is totally obnoxious. I never thought she was charming. They are all brats. The twins are just wastes of time and space. Amber trying to guilt trip Melissa about her cancer was pretty low but unfortunately, I don't care enough about Melissa to take her side either. Dina is still sleeping with her husband even though he cheated on her with multiple younger girls? Oh okay. We have another winner.

I'd like to know also.

That's how we had confirmation about Luann and the pirate. She was speaking in French to her friend about it and we all saw the subtitles. Tisk, tisk.

What I don't get about Kristen vs. Josh vs. food is why it continues to be an issue. She whines that he's not home enough. He flat out tells her that he would be if she had food on the table. It would appear to be in her best interest to at least learn how to make some basic meals (without burning them), or I don't know, learn how to call for delivery? Either way, stop whining. We know that his schedule is inconsistent and that he apparently doesn't care enough to call. What I'm wondering is, did he start to do behave this way before or after he figured out that, late or on time, he'd be coming home to a nagging wife who hadn't bothered to make dinner? Watching them, you'd think they were newlyweds who are still getting used to each other. I was shocked when he/she said that they'd been together for 10 years.

Who feeds Kristen's kids? What are they eating? She can't even make a salad. Must be the nannies' job to make sure the kids don't starve.

I'm guessing it has to do with the fact that she's an unstable psycho bitch.

Has anyone ever tried EBOOST? I'm curious. ETA: I just bought the sampler pack for $4.95. I'll let you know what I think.

Did Caroline and Dina have a falling out after Caroline turned on Theresa while Dina remained her friend? Or maybe it has something to do with Dina leaving Tommy, or however their divorce went down.

I can't even begin to speculate about what caused this rift between Shannon and David. He looks at her like she's his sister. I don't believe that she's afraid of losing him because she loves him so much. I think she just wants to stay married so she won't be single and alone.

His pregnant mistress?

That "fight" between Marissa and Juliet was so stupid. I do feel like producers are whispering in their ears to amp up the drama and at some point, Juliet realized that Marissa is actually a friend and that she had gone too far in her Mother Theresa assessment. BTW, I've known a few goody goodies like Marissa and it's never very much fun and gets annoying after awhile. Nothing really happens on this show. They go to their little events or whatever it is that week, a fight erupts--usually a Brit versus an American--and then spend the next two episodes talking about it. Boring.

Men are simple creatures. How does it go? Feed him, fuck him and fuck off? Shannon's pitiful, overdone chicken breast "dinner" from the first episode leads me to believe that she's not much of a cook. They don't sleep in the same bed and haven't for years. She nags him constantly. Shannon is 0-for-3.

Watching Shannon and David is really brutal. Vicki is right--David has checked out. It's anyone's guess why he has stuck around. As soon as he meets someone else, he'll probably be out of there. I'm completely over the Dubrows. Get them off of my tv please. Lizzie got $100k in startup funds from Daddy? Is she kidding? How has she accomplished so little?

They certainly did like to front, though. Remember when Simon threw Tamra a 40th birthday party on a yacht and gave her a Rolex?