Brooklynista

I hope the group was polled to see if everyone was okay with the damn dog tagging along. I get so sick of these pet owners thinking their pooch belongs everywhere. And I don't want to hear that "It's like a baby to me shit either" cause not for nothing your brat is also only cute to you.

Mica's apartment. Ugh. It truly makes me give serious sideeye to my brownstone.

Cate is most likely amen emotional eater, but who the shit wouldn't be with the massive head games Tyler plays? Give up the baby or we won't be together. Let me seem your phone records or we won't be together. You need to work on some things or we won't be together and now he's probably tossing in lose some weight or we won't be together. The guy is an asshole and Cate will never be good enough for him. Now it's her weight that's his new target. Cate could lose a quick 150 pounds and I bet the other pounds would fall off. She'd certainly stop chewing the shit out of her nails too.

Without going back to look at the scene, I think there were two bodies. An older white guy and Omar on the table next to him. There was a quick shot of the tag the ME was holding w a description of old white guy whick Omar clearly wasn't. So he put the tags on the proper bodies. To me the scene showed how Omar's name rang out on the streets of Baltimore, but beyond the corner, folks couldn't be half bothered to even identify him correctly in death.

Nikko getting his wife an apartment in the same building just reinforces my theory that none of these folks have their own homes. They're living in some reality show village and your importance to the cast determines wheter you get an apartment or a townhouse to display. I'm convinced that's why we never see kids drawings on the refrigerators or even a stray picture. I just love the believability of some of these scenes. KD whipping the bed AROUND Joc, Nikko telling his wife to keep the secret of who leaked the sex tape IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA PEOPLE. uh huh. Reality my ass.

"But you invited them!" Love that scene. The main thing I appreciate about this show is seeing regular gals trying to make their way in the city. No high faluting fancy living, no mini-mansions. No ladies prancing around on wood floors in 12 inch stilletos. I'm still trying to catch a sighting of Daisy. The brownstone they keep showing for her is right up the street from me. I just want to hug her. Is that weird?

Is Dirty Money not a thing anymore? Is Diddy done with that's? Why is Kalema struggling so hard? If it is over, can we get Danity Kane back together? Damaged was the shit!

This room makes me lose my damn train of thought every time. Ya'll are too much. Gone lose my good paying job laughing like a hyena. These folks pay me good money to sit here and read forums all day.

For as wack a doo as Farrah is, I love that she will straighten up to deliver a verbal smackdown on whoever talks shit about her. Say what you want about Farrah, but you better be ready for her to bring it back to you. She reminds me of me. (not the crazy part though). I love it when shit talkers are called on the carpet. Mean girl me to my face, not from the safety of your mean girl circle.

Why didn't Daisy just have one of her assistants wait for the delivery?

I wish there had been a quiet moment with Catelynn asking Maci why she had a problem with Farrah doing porn and not with Amber being a drug addicted ex-con. I would have had more respect for Maci if she said "I just don't like the bitch". If Maci had any balls at all, she would have said it to Farrah but no Maci is just a self important mean girl. And there wasn't a single moment of her being called on it. I felt a little bad for Farrah when the girls were hugging their goodbyes. Not a single friend for Farrah. I think part of her meanness is a front. Amber is right with that one. Farrah does care. Even assholes have feelings and Im sure being left out by MTV and then shunned by the girls has to hurt.

Why didn't Andy ask Porsha why she has deemed herself Queen of Thotlandia. ? That has bugged me all season. Yes, it's great she's out from under her husband's oppressive thumb, but why Queen of the Ho's? That's quite a swing of the pendulum.

Bentley was especially taken with Farrah when he was little.

I love when the Maci types are exposed. A Maci only works when she has her crew of yes men around her. They put batteries in her back, telling her every mean thing she says and does is funny and amazing. But when you get that Maci type alone and make them answer for their shit talking, they just crumble. Maci had a chance to tell Farrah what her so called fears were with Farrah coming back to the show and she had nothing. Why? Cause a Maci can't stand alone. She's just hairspray and fluff and vapid meanness. What really irked me was the girls sitting on the couch filming the Aftershow saying they shouldn't judge each other, but they were directing those comments to Farrah not Maci who was ready to quit the show. Shit like that is what keeps mean girls like Farrah mean. And why didn't that lousy Aftershow host ask Maci why she had a problem with Farrah and not the ex-con?

Girl, its called Crabby Shack and we went this weekend on the strength of Yelp and this show. Chile! Them crab legs were EVERYTHING! The crabcake sliders were delish too. A bit tiny, but I guess that's the point of a slider. You come on down to BK and we'll share some lemonade over talks about Carrie BrokeShaw Geneva.

She did shade the shit out of Cynthia didn't she? You keep trying Cyn Cyn. You'll get back in there somehow.

Tap, tap, tap. You hear that Arzo? Tap, tap, tap. That tapping is the tap of a man playing head games. The tap of a man who knows he ain't doing shit for you but he doesn't want YOU to know he ain't doing shit for you. That's the tap of a man who needs you to continue to feel like you are an amazingly strong and supportive woman while you carry on supporting his bullshit dreams. He is counting on you being a stereotypical woman who needs to save her man and support his half assets attempts at music. Arzo you are far too old to be falling for this okie doke.

I had really jumped off the Kandi train but I was FLOVED her sitting there in silence while the other ladies took their turn In the Nene circle jerk. Only look that passed over her face was "what time do we break for lunch?"

I saw that as Nene asking Jeff if he had learned his place and was ready to fall in line and bow to the Queen.ETA: the very next time my boss calls me out in a meeting, I'm going to start shaking uncontrollably and whisper crying. I'm gonna shoot two coworkers a look so they'll know to grab my arms and escort me out of the room.

Talk about seeing a window of opportunity and taking it. Cynthia saw a crack for her to get back in with Nene during her breakdown and she took a giant ass leap thru it. You could see the wheels spinning as she saw a way to get back on the Nene train cause lord knows that peach is slipping right thru her fingers.

I wonder if Kyle and Kyle the remix are off somewhere thanking the God's they escaped the PCOS trap baby.

And wouldn't it have been more fun for me as a viewer to see Amber living on the grassy knoll w Keifah? A missed opportunity there MTV.

Maci makes it sound as if her coming back to the show was on the condition that Farrah wouldnt be there. I just cannot buy that. No way would MTV stop the show because Miss Priss wouldn't sign on if Farrah was filming. I'm thinking MTV told her Farrah wasn't being asked back and Maci feeling butthurt over it is nothing more than feeling superior about getting an MTV check and Farrah wasn't.

I hope Farrah doesn't disappoint and chews Maci a new asshole. Maci grates on my nerves something fierce and you can just tell that her circle of vapid friends don't do anything but sit around and jerk each other. "You're so pretty" "You're so skinny" "Ryan is still totes in love with you" Suck it Maci. I hope Farrah lets her know that the universe is not enamored with her pimply ass. If I'm lucky Farrah will drop a few bombs about Maci having two baby daddies.

When you put it like that, you're right, it is weird. Amber didn't want to meet the woman who cared for her child when she was in gel, but she'll hold that woman's baby? I have to stop trying to find the logic in these people.