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Is Robert charging his sister the reduced Uber rate?

What wedding help does Momma Blake think they need from Jasmine's family? She just said she wanted a ceremony with her and Blake. Sorry momma, your big wedding plans will have to happen with any daughters you have.

The boys seem very shaken up by the news of Metamucil leaving🙄

My dvr has stopped picking these up. Can anyone point me to where I can catch a replay? Thanks.

These are the single girlfriends that can't wait for you to break up with your man so you can be single with them again.

Robert is pissed off because he could only afford one lap dance. Low budget ass.

Juliana slipping effortlessly into an 8yr olds jacket really should make Mike feel like a perv.

Mike, leave Natalie alone not because she's a wack job but because she wears shoes in the bed. She's trash.

Maybe we can we look forward to a 90 Day Fiance crossover?? 😀 Hopefully 90 Day The Other Way and Belgium can deal with her ass for a while

So Bar has made a definitive decision to never work a straight job? I love tattoos but a tattoo on your face screams unemployable to me. Kiaya is always "about to get pissed off". Seems like a stressful mental state to live in. Bar really got 2 tattoos on his face. I am puzzled.

Is the translator app only on Anna's phone? Murcel is truly not interested in chatting w this broad.

Make it plain Michael. Tell Juliana that Pre-nup means that after you've taken all of her youth you'll divorce her and leave her with as little funds as possible.

Yeah, I don't think my wish list in a spouse is super extensive but Homeless and Jobless are certainly in my CON column.

Try Sephora. Most Sephoras will pump out any fragrance of your choice in a tiny tester. They're perfect if you're not sure about a scent or if we're being honest, they're great for getting some free perfume. Most give up to 3 samples.

Because it ain't. 🙄

Its comical how the two of them are trying to convince people the men in their lives give a shit about them. Really Briana, the reason Louis doesn't come around is because he wants a family with you? Girl. You probably aren't even saved in his favorites on his phone. And Kail wants us to believe Chris wanted to fight Javi over her??? Chris could give a shit about Kail. All he needs to know is when the pool is available.

How cute, they even throw in a "I'm jealous and think Buddy may still be in love with you" storyline for coloring. Yeah put me down for this is bullshit. Let me know when the wedding happens.

A nice safe, blurry distance from the mirror🤦🏾‍♀️

Seemed to me that Eva was ordering dinner for the house. That order would have fed a family of 4.

I give it two more years before her show opens with her sitting in the living room with a bed sheet draped over her. She'll be doing a voice over about a doctor in Houston that she hopes can help her. He'll be her last chance to save her life. 😔

Listen, hoes gonna ho. Nice try though Evilyn.

I'm positive he didn't offer her a life in America filled with second hand clothes and sharing a bed with a wild toddler.

Big time Greenwich wine guy can't afford a housekeeper?

I mean I think we would all expect more than a shopping trip to Pick N Save and a wedding catered by the value menu at Mc Ds

This Robert is a nasty piece of work.