Brooklynista

I thought it was Fabian that quit on Day One but he's still there screwing up. I'm a bit confused.

I am living for Monalisa's color commentary in the women's pod! Keep on giving me the play by plays Mona.

I cannot imagine the thought process that goes into allowing the filming of this. Inmate: "There's shit floating in here!" Guard: Kanye shrug Why wouldn't inmates sue the shit out of them and use the tape for evidence? Just doesn't seem smart.

Ya know, Chelsea used to drive me bat shit crazy w her immaturity. I wasn't always sure she'd pull out of it, but she's proven to be a all around good person and mom. I wish her nothing but happiness. She's a good girl. She deserves it. Oh, these allergies. I need a tissue.

"One of the top women in the Nation"! Damn! Where can I sign up for that shit? Y'all acting cute. You know you want to work for Farrah and wear that chupacabra or whatever the hell mascot shit is.

Not for nothing but the sofa seems to truly be most essential in more than half of these girl's lives. Cate and Amber never get off of theirs.

On some level Cate is just fucking with Tyler. Perhaps deservedly. From getting the pig, scratching his truck, and now missing the appt. She seems to want to invite conflict with him. Maybe she wants him to really blow up at her so we can see this temper of his. She didn't have to tell him about the truck. After she missed the appt., she could have driven around for an hour and avoided the argument for while. But she always seems to smirk at the camera knowing Tyler is going to be "pissed" at whatever new bomb she's going to drop on him. I'm starting to wonder if she might be done with him as well. They're both trapped in this bullshit narrative of being Teen Moms favorite couple. They both seem powerless to get out of it.

^^ummhmm. Not coming home for 3 days would have been enough for me. Does Don have spare drawers at the shop? Do they have showers? Or is he just drunk and funky? He doesn't come home to Ashley or their son and Charmaine is the problem?? I wonder how many more days he stayed out after that spectacle. I have so many questions.

Yeah I don't think her weight qualifies her either...but her bank account certainly will help tip the scale.

Tsk. You know that would mess up his brand. He would die if his follower numbers fell off. Sticking with Cate is his brand. Being America's Bestest Husband EVAH is his job. At best, I would hope he'd move to a separate dwelling and show up for filming. I would bet a shiny quarter they already sleep in different bedrooms. I had hoped by now Cate would have realized Tyler does not mean her well. He's in it for the fans and the money. It seems to be getting harder for him to hold up the façade and he cant help showing her how he really feels about her. He doesn't like her. He is sure he belongs with Demi Lovato or someone of that caliber. She has let all of the praise he gets beat her down and she's sure he is the only man that will ever love her. Even though he doesn't. Not in the way she wants. He won't ever love her the way she wants/needs.

http://starcasm.net/archives/359037 I think I love me some Simon! He speaks nothing but truth.

You know I hit fast forward through this last episode just so I could see Charmaine get popped yet again!!. Women like Ashley make me so very sad. She is going to be fighting over Don for the rest of her life and she will never acknowledge that the problem is not the women. Is this new baby Charmaine's fault too? Don is out there RAW DOGGING who knows how many women but Ashley really thinks she won something because he gave her the ring?? You are not winning sweetheart. No matter how many chicks you bust in the face, Don will have no respect for you. And I loved the "Odacity" of Charmaine telling her that her man lies to her every day. That was gangsta Charmaine. Ya got popped for it, but it was still gangsta!

I have to give an Amen to this right here. This seems to be a new trend w my girlfriends and I just can't make it stop. In what world does blue and brown match? Go together? It don't. I applaud them for stepping out on a limb and trying different shades but this is going to be of those times we look back at old pics and shake our heads.

Tyler just makes my teeth itch. I've never felt so stabby towards a person I've never met. Tyler wasn't calling from the office to bitch about Catelynn doing nothing. He wasn't at the gym. He wasn't even calling from the house he's rehabbing (yeah right). He's sitting on the chair RIGHT NEXT TO HER!! I guess he's better at life because he was upright? Give me a fucking break.

I'm sad these folks aren't taking the time to instill healthy eating habits with Leah. She comes from a line of fatties aND she's going to have an uphill battle if she doesn't learn to love fruits and veggies now. There was no reason she couldn't have had some of Amber canned (yuck) string beans w her double macaroni. And macaroni w a side of macaroni? Leah ordered that like a professional 600 Pound Lifer. Maci was right to complain about Ryan not being there for Bentley but to complain that he hadn't met Maverick??? What ex gives a fuck about your newest kid? All Ryan needs to be concerned with is Bentley.

Who orders three entrees for a brat? The hell is wrong with Farrah? And seriously, one of yous needs to figure out what is wrong with Ryan? He had crazy eyes! It's really alarming. They don't seem to focus on anything in the room.

Why do I have to see so much of Tyler? Every segment is Tyler talking shit. Is he the Teen Mom now? When do I see some scenes of Catelynn talking about what a piece of shit Tyler is? I could give a shit what he thinks about anything. I've never been to copy room therapy so help me w how it works. Can my husband go to MY therapist and go over all of the things that are wrong with me? I don't line this Kathleen woman. Can Kinko's revoke her license? Surely there's another copy room in their state that offers counseling in the back. And who goes to therapy in a wife beater? You have no body Tyler. Put a fucking shirt on.

Happy Anniversary!! (??) If it's the same as over here, how happy depends on the day.

As I sit here looking at the pile of dishes my husband is going to ignore after I prepared a fabulous Sunday dinner, all I can add to this is Word.

I'd be willing to step on Jorge's balls in stilettos and call him a dumb ass every day for... $5,000 a month? Come see me Jorge. We can make a deal.

I see Zuul from Ghostbusters.

When Nicole tossed herself on the floor pouting, mom should have told Azan to come inside and closed the door on her. No reason he couldn't go back online and find a new, less ridiculous American blonde to get him into the States. What grown woman does that shit?? Was she going to hold her breath til she turned blue? Silly ass. Also, the tile in their hallway is amazing!

Ain't it funny how things like that work?

I understand they are all besties and 9Mag is a family, but I don't think Ryan should have been passing on the lack of rent from one booth to the rest of the gang. Do these folks have a lease or just a handshake and a promise? That deficit falls to Ryan as the owner and it's on him to find a new artist to make up that loss. I didn't even understand the question about putting a new artist in the booth. He needs the money. The agreed amount of booth rent is the agreed amount. He can't change the amount every time a utility bill is higher than expected. I wish I could knock on my tenant's door every time somebody moved out. "Listen, 1A moved out so imma need y'all to double up on your payments till I find a new Craigslist nutjob".

AMEN!!! I think a lot of mothers (sorry to be sexist) forget that they are raising somebody's college dorm mate, husband or life partner. Why would you do everything for a grown child right down to washing their funky drawers and then act surprised when no woman wants them for a mate?