Brooklynista

Buddy can barely breathe when he's sitting still. I can't imagine him exerting enough energy to connect with Whitney's ladybits. I can't imagine what his girlfriend does with him. Being overweight is one thing but even Buddy's coloring is off now and he's a sweaty mess.

AND! AND! You are not getting laid!! That's the most important part of this equation. She SAYS she and Lennie got together 3x since they broke up but does he know that? His voice on that phone call was not the voice of a man who was thinking he was going to get some. No, no. That was the voice of "what is it now?".

Is there a school that produces the Dave's and Matt's of the world? Perhaps a class at the Learning Annex.? How to hustle and scam reality stars so you never have to work again.

This chick is truly delusional. "Lennie is thinking he's gonna get laid" ???Who said that?? What makes her think the man wants to screw her? He looks like he cant get out of her house fast enough. Because you say something, it doesn't make it true Whit Whit. Roy doesn't have the hot pants for you and Lennie was thinking your come thru phone call was a booty call. Why is Whitney even having this conversation with anyone before she goes to a doctor? This is such a bullshit storyline. Please make this stop.

She needs to be careful with that. She might run up against a man who is not of the "boys don't hit girls" club. There's a new breed of man out there who subscribe to hit me and I'll hit you back.

Wait til Javi gives Lincoln his first Latino haircut. The hell that's going to break loose again... I can't wait to see how Dr Drew makes all of this Jo's fault for not supporting Kail enough.

But what about Herpes? How about crabs? Do people still get crabs? Gonorrhea? I have always been terrified of the clinic. I never wanted to be that person w the mouth sores or the one the guys were calling "Fire Crotch". All I'm saying is these chicks don't seem to value their ladybits. Same goes for the guys. What happened to giving some thought into who you bedded? Wrapping it up to avoid STDS AND pregnancy.

I feel like I ask this every season...Is HIV not a thing anymore? This is a generation that has grown up with HIV/AIDS, but everybody is just out there screwing raw?? Janelle is lucky all she's getting is pregnant and not an STD that she can't pass off to a grandma.

Uggghhh!!! How many apartment makeovers have we seen?? Let me give the highlight. The girls will come in and do their standard boring decorating job. Jessa will show up later, declare it all wrong and make them do everything over to her liking.

No way would I even take any goodies from Kail. She's a viper and her type wouldn't hesitate to send your wife pics of you sleep ing in her bed or screenshots of y'alls sexting messages. Nope. Not even as a side piece would I want Kail. Everything she touches, she burns.

I probably would have attempted the same thing. But if Javi were smarter he would have laughed in her face after that tantrum, found some sweatpants to put on and sat his ass on the couch to watch football. He's just as entitled to that house as she is. He could have moved to another bedroom but give up keys?? That was the dumbest move he's ever made.

I wonder if Jace has met his...niece? Cause Janelle is at best his sister, not his mother. Did Janelle let Babs know she was going into labor or did the poor lady have to read about it online?

That cupcake was TRASH!! That woman is going to spend a lot of money covering that dark, ugly shit up. Do any of these "artists" spend any time, I dunno DRAWING?

Janelle has to be chewing nails over the way Chelsea's baby girl is being received. She had a girl to finally get some love from you people!! But alas, outshined by real love again. I'm guessing Janelle has already tossed the baby in a corner. Ensley isn't garnering the adoration Janelle thought she would finally win so why keep pretending to be thrilled the baby is here. Breakup with David in 3, 2,...

I need for you to sit in the corner for the rest of the day!!!

I haven't taken a pregnancy test in years, but haven't they advanced a bit past using a dropper and aiming urine in a tiny test window? Don't the First Response tests have curved ergonomic handles and flashing lights for a positive that can tell you right down to what time you'll go into labor? Her test looked a bit dated. Let's say she is pregnant. I don't think she is but lets just say. What would a OG/GYN advise her regarding weight gain? Whitney is closing in on 500lbs now. What would be safe for a baby at this point?

Is this a comedy now?? Whitney wants to tell me she's been sleeping with Lennie?? Girl bye! I remember how that man RECOILED when she went to touch his face at the reunion. That man ain't screwing you. I can't believe they're really going to ride out this storyline.

No joke, this stuff is the truth. No cramps, no sprints to the bathroom. Just a smooth move.

It's dumb but when Adam drove off all of could think of was the scene from Fargo w Frances McDormand "HE'S FLEEING THE INTERVIEW! HE'S FLEEING THE INTERVIEW!"

Does Javi see it? Does he see the shit Kail is hurling at him know is the same brand of shit she hurled at Jo? It was cool when the cannon wad aimed in that direction, wasn't it? It was funny when she gave Jo all sorts of problems. I bet he's not even making the connection. Do unto others and all that crap. Kail is poison to anyone she no longer sees as useful. Your turn to drink it in Javi.

I'm so confused by Kail's ugly ass tattoos sitting in that soccer mom Pinterest house. Don't get me wrong I love tats, but hers are just so harsh and ugly against June Cleaver house.

Is Aubrey awesome because Chelsea is a good mom or is being Aubrey just a superpower? I just dig that kid. I feel like I'm mis sing a part of the Kail/Javi storyline. Why is she so immediately venomous? Alright you're getting a divorce, does it have to be War of the Roses? My guess is she never liked that guy to begin with and now that's she's working her "plan" she can show him the hatred she's always harbored towards him.

I hope Whitney is taking care of Babs right now. Here's hoping Twit grows up if only for Babs sake.

I hope Whitney is taking care of Babs right now. Here's hoping Twit grows up if only for Babs sake.

True. Phaedra does many good works for the community. Doesn't exclude her from being a shady liar.