Denize

One of the heads in the Plotz Plot looked like a papier-mâché Kody, with curls.

Kody is too screwed up to participate in anybody's baptism regardless of which church or cult she chooses.

At least RealDamien looks more like his father Nate Senior than Holden does, but this story gets dumber and more boring every day.

Victor is lucky that his heart (Colleen's) is less than half his age, so he bounces back faster.

Just that he was a child when Kody & Winn married their second & third wives and their friends & neighbours in Wyoming interacted with them, shopped at their bakery, and perhaps had similar manosphere views even if not Mormon or polygamists. In long-settled small communities, intermarriage is common (aren't Christine, Meri & Kody all 3rd or 4th cousins?) so I was wondering if Maddie & Caleb were not just related by marriage but by DNA further back than Erica & Curtis.

And they don't seem to have the right kinds of vegetation for giraffes to eat either.

Taeda pines grow in and create (w/dropping needles) acidic soil. I like Heather, Lily of the Valley, Cyclamen, Nasturtium, Periwinkle, Begonias and other acid-loving flowering plants in their natural habitats, but they aren't typically used for cut flowers and wedding bouquets. Are they thinking of selling them as potted plants or to be planted in peoples' yards? Or have they done no research at all?

It always looks like she blow-dries it to death/straw. I wonder what it would look like if she let it air dry.

He also said he wanted to line it and fill it with fish. Apparently he never read the restrictions on the land use since the Coconino National Forest runnoff retention pond is there to protect the road from washing out during Spring runoff flash floods (on Google maps you can see two bigger holding ponds with earthen dams called "Two Tanks" and "Le Barron Tank" up hill from Prairie Dog Poop "pond"). That parcel of land also has the 9008P regional gas pipeline that they have often parked along, ignoring the 'no parking' signs. Both the "pond" and the gas pipeline would have restrictions on building anything nearby, at least 100'.

John & Gisele got married in 2008, so she probably applied for citizenship with her husband, a US citizen, sponsoring her.

Joy was on Finding Your Roots recently, which I expect HLG will mention. I don't recall whether he found a genetic link to previous people who had been on the show. Bernie Sanders & Larry David were a good match and I believe Larry had played Bernie in a skit before he learned that they are related.

He says a lot of things when he probably didn't intend to because he loves to talk and thinks other dudes would be impressed that he had 4 wives and multiple businesses. He mentioned that to sell the land he'd have to move all the trailers full of the remnants of his many failed businesses. If TLC is short of content, let's have a tour of those to see how much money Kody has WAAAAASTED on the unsold merch and trailers to store everything in. Ari as tour guide might be good. She blurts out what she really thinks.

Curtis was 9 years younger than Kody, which makes me wonder if the Brown family knew (or were related to) the Brush family further back than Curtis' marriage to Erica Brush Brown. Maddie Brown Brush would have been 4 and Caleb 12 at Curtis & Erica's wedding.

Having "the labor" paint the tops first and then turn them upside-down on their tops to paint underneath was buffoonery on steroids. As were Kody's lessons on woodchopping. I'd start my kid off with a smaller axe and watch their form so I could suggest improvements and have them work up to a bigger axe on bigger logs. Kodster just mimes how he does it, hands her the big axe and then turns away to do something else. I was waiting for Robyn to scream STOP ... STOP.

It reminded me of the "fun" storyline with Jill & Colin before they left town - weeks of stupid scenes that were even excruciating in fast forward. Someone on the show must think goofy overacting is the way to make older characters seem vital & sexy. Yet Katherine & Rex and now Jack & Diane have shown us how vital & sexy can be portrayed with a mere look between them. I was in my 30s when Katherine & Rex were together, but instantly saw how vital and sexy they were.

or he wears a visor or tiny claw hair clips that he probably borrowed from Ari

Even when they were back in Flagstaff, I don't recall Kody visiting Ysabel through a window or to drop off food or things his daughter wanted or needed, all possible within even his/Robyn's most stringent Covid rules.

Robyn seems to be the most bitter of the wives, yet she ended up with the "prize"

Victor is probably kicking himself for making Cole & Michael brick up the jail cell in his basement. The Newmans should all carry zip ties on their person to make citizen's arrests on all the criminals trespassing and following them around.

Usha Chilukuri Vance is not worried; she was born in San Diego, California.

Kody probably thinks he is due part of their profits from Janelle's shirts and presumably monetized Salty Birches

During Prohibition with all the illegal liquor poured into sewers, I wonder how drunk the sewer rats got

Maybe Jordan wanted Sharon to be poisoned slowly and suffer longer. Unsalted pretzels can be pretty dry as well as being tasteless. Jordan still hasn't learned that when Soap Opera villians don't kill their victims quickly, they usually escape.

Yes, but Kody thinks of the family pot as his money or sometimes Robyn & his. I wish the realtor had said - that's a catchment drainage ditch, which limits where potential buyers can build and how they can use the property, as does the regional natural gas line, so it may take longer to sell. And, I can't even put the property up for sale until I get the signatures of every person on each deed.

MW = Maura West, who played the de-aged version of Diane that got bashed on the head and left to die in a green dress in a GC creek MAB = Maria Arena Bell, Bill Bell's daughter-in-law and writer & producer on many of our least-loved or detested story lines.