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She treated her brother like such an a** this episode. And Babs coddling her afterwards shows you exactly the dynamic that got Whitney to the 400lb narcissistic, entitled toddler stage.

What I don’t get at all is how Twit and Ashley - two super morbidly obese middle-aged women with (I’m assuming) associated comorbidities are so cavalier gallivanting all over the place. Often times sans masks. Getting a mani-pedi with no social distancing or masks in sight. Except the poor workers who have to work on Whitney’s feet. The smell alone would send me. That said - NC was hit hard with the Delta variant around the time of this filming but they seem to practice zero extra precautions. Which may be fine for Heather and Todd. But Whitney and Ashley have bull’s eyes on them due to their weight. If they get it - even while vaccinated- they’re still high risk for complications.

Twit has posted that she got lip injections. Check her SM thread. She stated on her Instagram that she “loves them” despite what other posters have said. I think she looks ridiculous. Maybe concentrate on losing the excess 250+ lbs before the face fillers? And I don’t know if Heather is going through a mid-life crisis but the danger hair and the OTT fake eyelashes make her look ridiculous. JMO.

Whitney larping as a personal trainer will never not be funny. I know it’s all producer engineered - but if I were the client and Will fobbed me off to this behemoth I’d be a) insulted and b) ask for my money back. She was so full of herself during her “shadowing” session. And Will can GTFOH with his ridiculous ass pats. We see you Will. You and Jessica will do about anything for reality coin but I’ll bet you won’t really hire her. If you do you’re just as bad as her barnacles. Maybe worse because you’re putting your professional “health and wellness guru” reputation on the line.

God - Twit is such an attention whore/drama queen, narcissistic a**hole. Way to make the retreat all about her and her imagined international romance. Also way to make that other woman (Rebecca?) feel like an a** for sharing her Avi story. Walking sullenly down the beach to plop in the tide like a morbidly obese toddler to wah wah wah about some dumb catfishing fat fetishist. Then to get the entire table of women to listen to her pity party about French-fish. She’s just the worst. Oh - and I’ll be Petty Betty here -but no amount of lip filler will distract from her enormous cottage cheese thighs. She looks fatter this season than last. On par with the Hawaii meltdown. I just can’t stand this chick. Yet I will continue to hate watch. 😀

Amen. I think her career crested on the goodwill and love for her mother after her death - but she’s such a one note, monotone actress. Murphy loves to give plum acting roles to his friends’ kids. Major case in point - kaia Gerber in his AHS off shoot. She’s pretty but completely lacking in acting talent. He and Falchuk need to stop the star fu*king. Although I fully expect Apple Martin to be the next lead in a Murphy/Falchuk production. It’s annoying.

That phone conversation with Frenchie was beyond cringeworthy. And this is both after editing and whatever agreement this person had to play the role of interested suitor. I mean Chase looks like Romeo next to this person/actor/entity. How are Twit’s fans so gullible? It’s pathetic. I think the reason we’re seeing less of the barnacles (besides asspatter-in-chief Ashley) is because they’re getting a bit exhausted playing the role of Twit syncophants. No amount of money is worth the complete lack of dignity. Unless you’re Whitney ofc. During Twit’s condescending little pitch to her parents it looks like the mask on Bab’s dropped a little. Imagine being lectured on navigating stairs to avoid falls by your 320 lb (sure Jan) daughter. I can’t imagine Glenn and Babs can carry on this charade much longer. I also can’t imagine how much more life this show has left. Her life is so boring…and sad.

I love the absolute audacity and complete lack of self awareness Twit displays when she worries that her elderly parents “…aren’t taking care of themselves”. Yes - because a 400 lb 36 year old is the epitome of self care. Between that and her tearful Oscar-worthy “I wanna be an INSPIRATION” performance to Will - this was the perfect episode to display Twit’s obliviousness (and narcissism). You could see that Will was really trying not to laugh. Good thing he was wearing a mask. He clearly knows that hiring a super morbidly obese trainer who is out of breath after a lunge (despite her reality notoriety) isn’t the best branding move. If only Jessica had an ounce of the common-sense and skill her dad clearly has. ETA: I’ll take this back about Will if Whitney somehow manages to get certified and she’s hired at his gym.

So…let me get this straight. Twit has been taking French lessons long enough that she has fallen for her tutor. Yet she’s not proficient enough in the language to say “I am Whitney” in French? I think TLC thinks all her viewers are as idiotic as her Instagram fan club dorks. If it wasn’t so tragically sad - it’d be funny. And count me in with the Liz Lemon eye roll about the fat girl retreat. The HAES movement has been hijacked by super morbidly obese women. What was once a platform for people to embrace not being the beauty size norm has now turned into a justification for people to get so large that their life spans are significantly impacted. I’m sorry but 300+lbs is NOT healthy. That weight will catch up to you and kill you eventually. Maybe not when you’re young but most certainly as you get older. I’m all for body acceptance. But there’s a point where it gets ludicrous. And people like Whitney and Tess Holliday are terrible role models for a lot of impressionable young women. We don’t see anorexics touting deathly skinny as acceptable. So why is it okay when the people are unhealthily obese? Both extremes are bad.

Just finally caught this s**t show. What a snooze fest. That sad little party that Twit threw for her barnacles. Jesus. Poor Isaiah seems like the only non-hug box member there. Ashley can miss me with her new role as ass-patter in-chief. It’s nauseating. Between her, Heather’s danger hair and the manufactured drama with the whole “French” tutor and Buddy situations - I’m even more over this show than ever before. Why TLC continues to think that Whitney’s life deserves the reality treatment is beyond me. I guess they’ve run out of polyamorous, hoarding, non-binary, super morbidly obese little people to chronicle or something? I will never understand the Thore dynamic. It’s seems so bizarre. And whoever said that poor Dad-wee will need to work until he dies is spot on. He’s got two unemployable 30-something parasites to support forever. Cuz the TLC gravy train will run out eventually and Twit will have to face up to being a 40-something woman with a train wreck past and a host of health problems suddenly devoid of enablers and asspatters. And that’s gonna be a rude awakening.

What a train wreck. Shawn Robinson is just so annoying. I truly cannot stand her. As for the rest of them… Colt is such a douche. Going at Ed (who I despise) while being a fat, hypocritical sack of crap with moobs is hysterical. And Vanessa is so crass. Talk about a complete lack of class. They deserve each other. I mean - that’s only if he’s willing to break from his disgusting mommy. Debbie is gross too. What a triumvirate of pigs. Ed is beyond repugnant and Liz needs serious therapy around daddy issues if she isn’t just trolling for fame. Molly and Kelly can both shut up with their sanctimonious shit. Go away forever. Also - sick of hearing “Yass Queen” about Molly. She looks awful and doesn’t dress for her body at all. Danielle is just too pathetic to even criticize. The famewhore friends are obviously angling for their 15 minutes and I think Robert is just ‘special’ and probably needed a wrangler to get on camera. Glad Brittney and her funbags didn’t show up for part 1. But it looks like she’ll be around to infect round 2. Fernanda is pretty and vacuous. I guess we’ll hear more abt her next week as well. TL/DR - they’re all ugly garbage people.

Amen to that. I couldn’t get over that not a single woman’s face moved at all. So plastic and stretched. It looked painful for them to emote. And every guy was such a douche-bro. “Self-reflection” my ass. The only fallout from quarantine for these idiots is that they couldn’t get laid or get their fillers for a few months. Oh…and Justin can f’off my television forever. I swear - he’s gotta be a troll. No one can be that much of a stupid, pretentious ass hat naturally. He makes my skin crawl. 🤮 ETA: Spencer continuing to eat his pot pie while Heidi cried cracked me up. Try as I might - I find him amusing. And - although he’s a douche - I think he’s much smarter and savvier than the rest of the men.

Gah…Liz’s upspeak makes me want to set something on fire. I guess it’s a bit better than vocal fry but it’s still awful. That said - she’s so embarrassingly dorky that I’m now seeing why she thinks Ed is a safe bet. They’re a match for sure.

I know, right? I find him almost as gross as Ed. Between his home school awkwardness, mommy and sex-fixation, and his melting candle dough-boy body - there’s not a lot to work with. But - kinda like I feel about Liz - Vanessa’s no real prize. She can certainly do better than Cole. But that bar is super low.

I didn’t think no-neck Ed could look more ludicrous and then he comes cruising’ on up on his pepto pink Vespa. Talk about arrested development. He’s such a tool. And maybe his daughter was an asshole. She probably was. But I don’t know if I’d be super accommodating and cool if my dad was constantly casting me off in lieu of the sugar-baby du jour. I just cannot stand this man. I didn’t even watch 90 day fiancé and I still find him repugnant. Blergh. I hope he and creepy Liz ride off into the sunset together and stay off my tv.

Goddamn...I’m old school so I started watching RW and RR from the beginning. I’m around the age of Beth and Cyrus so am rooting for the old farts 😀 That said - if someone told me in 2004 that I’d not only like Beth but find her freaking charming af - I would have said they were crazy. But damn if she didn’t win me over! She was so awesome this Challenge that I might even forgive how annoying she was on her season and on subsequent Challenges. The years have been kind to her and I’m all for it. On another note - what the f*** happened to Alton during the log hike? I don’t get it. Unless he’s all strength and zero cardio. I’m not always an adherent to producer shenanigans and scripts but this seemed out of left field. I guess we’ll see...

Arissa says that “food is one of her favorite things”. ETA: Arissa trying to front as some bad bitch who wants to box 😂when she looks like a 100yr old mummy is some funny shit.

There is something terribly wrong with Liz. She’s pretty cute and I’m sure can do so much better. Ed is just grotesque. Creepy, touchy, inappropriate, stalker-y and just plain fugly. Maybe she thinks he’s wealthy? I don’t know. I can’t explain it. If I were family or a friend I’d stage an intervention ASAP.

Why am I watching this? Lol! It appears from this forum that I may be the one of the few. It’s not as fun with these guys stuck in a house. And frankly - the whole storyline about Gus and Jeremiah fighting over the cringe-machine that is Amy’s cousin - is so dumb. They wouldn’t have given her a second look if she wasn’t the only easy lay in the house. Plus it’s obviously some “competition”. Like who can bag this idiot first. All three of them are gross.

Jemmye is just waaaay too full of herself. Especially when she looks like a large, busted, melting blow-up doll. It may sound mean but she’s such an a**hole. And as much as I don’t like Beth - she’s a “mother” that looks 1000% better than her “daughter”.

Amy’s cousin is a blowsy mess. I don’t find her the slightest bit attractive. And I think the men handled the bull ball prank pretty well. I would have NOT been amused in the slightest. Don’t f**k with my food. ETA: it’s also striking to see how cute Nilsa was in the flashbacks. She’s so plastic looking now.

First thoughts after the first 2 eps: Nilsa’s lips look ridiculous. I was very sad to hear about her dad...I lost mine when I was young too. But she couldn’t even express an emotion bc of the insane amount of Botox and fillers in her face. Sad bc she’s a young, attractive woman who’s basically already “Kardashianed” herself into plastic already. Gus 2.0 seems ok and normal. So am happy for her pregnancy. Gus is such an annoying, whiny little asshole. He sucks the energy right out of the room. That and his running around with no shirt makes him look like a thirsty fucking dork. Aimee is still as dumb as a box of hair. Kurt is still reality TV dead air. His ‘girlfriend’ is probably the only interesting thing and that’s bc I’m almost 90% sure she’s a paid friend (or a beard). She doesn’t look like the type to shy away from reality TV. JMO Codi is still the same low rent, dad bod James Corden Jr that’s he’s always been. Seems harmless enough but I’m sure he’ll annoy the f out of all of us soon. Jeremiah seems to be the least offensive at this point and I would hope he disengages from this band o’losers soon. That is all for now 😀

I wonder if the fact that both Jessica and Ryan were MIA for this is because there’s pending litigation. Twit’s emphatic “it’s MY business” sure seemed aggressive. I don’t even like Ryan but I hope he nails our porcine princess to the proverbial wall. She’s a lazy sack of crap who coasted on the name without doing jack squat to actually promote the business outside of SM. I was also annoyed by the host constantly stating her full name and then saying “you can call me Suki”. If that’s her professional name than just go with it. I did like her tho. And I thought the fact that she was of a normal (maybe even chunky) weight was a good thing. That Shawn woman was a skeletal sycophant. I didn’t miss her at all. Maybe Twit asked for a new host that wasn’t emaciated? Who knows? On to the rest of this mess...I know it was remote but could the barnacles have been any more apathetic? Twit did her best to bring on the histrionics but it seemed most of these fame whores just dialed it in. I cannot stand Whitney so I hope they cancel this show so she can finally (maybe) get healthy and Buddy can be free of his indentured servitude. And Todd can swan away into a life free of this nonsense. Dare to dream.

Jessica can take several seats with her “conjunctivitis” makeup pallet. Jesus...pink isn’t your friend Jess. On to Twit - I truly hope this is the last season that TLC monetizes her lazy, greedy, narcissistic ass. She and her idiotic enablers would do well to settle back into a real (no SM) world. They’re already at the threshold where their actions will follow them for a while. Now is a good time to stop with this shit.

God - Fatney is such an asshole. Crying and telling her mom that her daring to suggest WLS to her when she was just “slightly” morbidly obese was SO TRAUMATIZING. Gotta love that guilt trip as she sits there with a festering sore on her forehead. Only 10 minutes in and already annoyed with this idiot. She’s gonna expect asspats until she’s dying.