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Yes...but are you also a narcissistic, super morbidly obese asshole? If not - TLC ain’t interested. 😉

(Posted the below in the wrong thread initially. My bad - but all the eps are so boring I lose track of the names...) God...only 10 minutes in and Tal’s freaking upspeak is driving me bananas. What a condescending a**hole. However - Whitney’s fabulous fat fall was one of the highlights so far. *chef’s kiss* ETA: Oh - and Jessica’s nails are trash.

God...only 10 minutes in and Tal’s freaking upspeak is driving me bananas. What a condescending a**hole. However - Whitney’s fabulous fat fall was one of the highlights so far. *chef’s kiss*

He’s always been an obsequious little worm. He annoys tf out of me. I’m glad Jon is free.

I have to agree with Lennie. He does look like a giant thumb now. Even the mountain man beard looked better than his naked face. Facial hair is his friend...big time. Without it - he is not attractive in the slightest. Although I still think that - receding chin and all - he’s out of Twit’s league. But I’ll bet she thinks the exact opposite. She seems to really believe she’s hot shit.

I haven’t posted for a while because I’ve been preoccupied with other things - like my sister and family having covid and trying to continue to shield my ailing, elderly mom from the virus. That said - this episode annoyed tf out of me. Leaving “Lennie” out of the picture (because - it’s beyond obvious - he’s a producer plant) the whole “getting away” thing was ridiculous. Wearing a mask for 2 minutes during a lockdown isn’t helpful you complete and utter imbeciles. What’s even more galling to me is that Tal is a mental health care provider; Ashley is both morbidly obese AND a new mom; Whitney and Buddy are both morbidly obese and Todd (I thought) has a brain yet they participated in this shit. They would rather get TLC sheckles than give a f**k about their health. This episode validates Ryan 100% and marks the last time I can watch this super morbidly obese narcissist pretend to have a decent life. They’re all garbage people.

You know...for as much as the barnacles annoy me - I thought this episode was amazing how it showed how much the virus impacted their lives and how little it really impacted Twit’s. From Heather and Ashley’s juggling work and kids, Jessica’s issue with the gym closings and Tal’s essential personnel work distinction. And then there’s Whitney whining how her fake boyfriend chose a job(s) over vegetating with a blob in Charlotte. Just another example of Twit’s ongoing lack of self awareness. She could have easily worked with Ryan remotely to come up with a NOBS “workout” but she’s a lazy POS. Covid basically gave her excuse to be an even more worthless waste of oxygen. I just can’t with this self absorbed heifer. I really wish the uber enablers Glenn and Babs would read her the riot act. But that’s as likely as Twit losing any weight in 2021.

Man - Whitney really thinks she’s the shit doesn’t she? I’m only 10 minutes in and I already want to slap her fat face. What a f’ing ass. I mean the NERVE of her “fiancé” asking her to move in with him! I just can’t with her. She’s the worst.

ALL her friends do. Except Todd who we haven't seen much of so far. ITA. But for some reason Tal just seems more sanctimonious about it. He’s always white knighting her. But - they all do. Jessica included. She is so far up Twit’s butt that I’ll bet she can’t breathe. Also - Whitney needs to balance out her workouts with some cardio. All strength training on a body that huge is killing her joints. She needs to concentrate on losing a substantial amount of weight. But who am I kidding? She won’t put down the fork.

Man I hope that whatever TLC is paying Tal it’s worth it. He comes off as such an obsequious little worm-man. He really just enables Twit’s behavior full stop. Maybe he’s supposed to be the “Greek Chorus” of the show or something. But he just comes off as so sanctimonious and super annoying to me. More snarky Todd please!

Hi all. I’m not a regular poster on Twit’s forums but I do post occasionally and definitely peruse often. That said - has anyone heard from Dot? She posted quite often and I haven’t seen any activity from her in a while. I apologize if this was asked and answered already.

What a farce. An engagement weekend where the only person who’s affiliated with Chase is Ryan? Lol! Like - not even his sister? I love the narrative this episode was trying to spin. All her barnacles are nervous that Twit and Chase are moving too fast. Buddy is mad jealous because he just luuuurves Twit so much. Glenn is annoyingly perturbed that Chase never asked his permission (barf) and hopes this isn’t foreboding (lol). The “lovebirds”are just not able to come to any kind of compromise on the wedding details - darn it. The only person kind of playing along is Babs. Because she’s almost as big of a famewhore as her daughter. Also the way that Buddy was told to not “touch her so much” was fucking gross. Especially as she drapes her fat ass all over Tal. She molests EVERY MALE within sight and SHE’S now establishing boundaries?!? What a crock. She also treated Buddy like total shit this episode. I do not like Buddy at all but I don’t disagree with his reaction. She’s a nasty, narcissistic bitch.

I’ll join you in that hand basket to hell! Lol! Twit was nothing but a smug asshole to Heather about Buddy and Chase last season. All her “relationship advice” and condescension. It’s come back to bite her in her significant ass and I can’t help but find it a little bit karmic.

I never watched the engagement party episode of MBFFL because I was so over the whole stupid and fake Chase storyline mid-way through the Paris trip. I’m watching it now out of morbid curiosity and it’s truly amazing how awkward everyone is...even without the benefit of hindsight. Glenn looks like he’d rather be water-boarded. Everyone else is just phoning it in. It’s hella weird. The only ones committing to the charade are Twit and Babs. And we all know that those two are famewhores to the nth degree so that’s not shocking at all. The vibe in the room is one of resignation and desperation...not happiness. God bless Kym for her ability to add a bit of levity to this dirge-like atmosphere...

This is pathetic on an epic scale. I believe this was fakety-fake from the get-go and EVERYONE was in on it. However, I think Chase’s catting around and knocking up his legit girlfriend was not planned so this threw a huge monkey wrench into the equation. I guarantee they were scripting a whole “Buddy breaks up the engagement by declaring his undying passion for our gorl” but COVID and Chase’s wandering d**k blew that out of the water. And you can’t really keep that a secret until filming resumes. Sorry if this appears heartless but I have no sympathy for this woman. She was in on it just for the storyline to keep this sh*tshow on the air. I’ve had enough of her and her lies and shenanigans. IMO - they’re all freaking sociopaths. And her “fans” bemoaning poor Twit’s broken engagement are imbeciles of the highest order. ETA: I find it highly ironic that Chase didn’t want kids and yet...here we are...

Not sure why 20/20 thinks we needed 2 full hours dedicated to Daffy Duck and her murder for hire case. She’s right where she belongs. Frankly - this is as cut and dried solicitation case I’ve ever seen. She’s a pathological liar who seems to think she can lisp her way into men’s affections. Beautiful? Oh Lordy. In what universe?

Jesus. How on Earth are people rallying behind this thing (Marni)? What a lying sack of crap. I feel for her kids having to get pulled back into this mess. She’s right where she belongs. She’s an utterly grotesque woman - both inside and out. Truly ugly. Poor Rhoni. Beautiful woman who paid the price for loving such a complete trash d**k.

This may be an unpopular opinion but I find Babs so freaking annoying. Nowhere near epic Whitney-level - but still. Her going on about grandkids and how she desperately wants them so Whitney better get on board soon was infuriating. Maybe a realistic conversation with the daughter she coddles about how super morbid obesity and not JUST PCOS could preclude pregnancy? She and Glenn created this monster and their enabling Whitney’s issues just bugs me. And her passive aggressive “Southern Belle” shtick is old af. She needs this show to end as well. It’s doing NO ONE any favors at all.

Gosh - Harper is darling. She’s the single bright light in this shit show. Whitney’s ‘competition’ was so cringeworthy. And - again - I struggle to understand how legitimate fitness professionals want to associate their reputations with this level of fakery. I don’t get it. Her coach seems like he has a patina of professionalism - so it makes no sense to me how he can think her two weeks of training and a “State” championship is doing anything for his business besides making people question his brand and credibility. Everyone knows Jessica is a hack so no skin off her back. But this guy? Whatever...

Again - with the midriff exposed. It’s not even a cropped top. She pushed it up. She just cannot NOT show skin. It’s truly bizarre. No one wants to see that Whitney. Not even your ‘fiancé’ 😂

A couple additional things about this s**t show...why on God’s green Earth did they not follow up on that snippet convo with her parents when her poor mom was rubbing Whitney’s grotesque (and probably smelly) feet? The one where they alluded to Glenn asking Hunter if he wanted to sleep with his sister? Like what the actual f**k?!? How freaking bizarre and disturbing. They just laughed and went on to the next inane topic but I did a double take. This family is warped. Hunter and Whitney are both in arrested development. Hunter with the weird furby on his head still pursuing that H’wood dream. And Whitney pursuing a life as a super morbidly obese totem for sad women everywhere. I wanna say - poor Glenn and Babs - but I think there’s something incredibly dysfunctional about all of them.

I respectfully disagree. Sorry. Yes - the average American is overweight. But they are not super morbidly obese. Whitney is super morbidly obese and approaching 400lbs. Her weight will kill her if she doesn’t get it in check soon. Even if I didn’t think that Whitney was an insufferable egoist - I would still get on this board and lament her willful obliviousness about her weight and its long term health implications. This isn’t concern trolling...it’s the hard truth. And the closer she gets to middle age - the more dire the circumstances will become. JMO.

Sorry for the late in the game posts but I couldn't bring myself to watch this until earlier today. And everything that needed to be said - has been said. You guys are awesome 🙂 The thing that bothered me the most is how she was talking about her parents as if they weren't even in the room. Or were invalids. She has a lot of nerve telling her dad to slow down when he's a) working a 9/5 job and she's NOT and b) is in much better physical condition than she is. She is so freaking un-self aware. It's nuts. That whole conversation with Hunter (and his ridiculous ink black hair) was so patronizing. I just can't with her. She's insufferable.

While I generally agree with the assessment that Ryan is a conman - I do have to somewhat (begrudgingly) admire his hustle (ty mamadrama). He knows a mark when he sees one. And Whitney is nothing if not a GIANT (pun intended) vulnerable mark. He has her hook line and sinker at this point. She can pretend that she's the boss in this scenario, but she is so in his thrall. If I didn't dislike her so much, I'd almost feel sorry for her. Ryan calls the shots and she's along for the ride. I think she's trying to relive her high school life and be a 'cool kid' for once. Because it's obvious that Heather, Todd and Whitney weren't setting the world on fire in their teens. She practically revels in the ‘bro-world’. Which is pretty damn sad for someone in their mid-30s. And that party was pretty pathetic. No wonder Todd and Heather were ready to GTFO. I think that Ryan is smarmy, disingenuous and would dump her in a heartbeat if he could untether himself from her D-list fame. But he's gonna ride this out as long as he can. Because Twit has stars in her eyes….

I’m gonna be the asshole who says that if I were the parent of someone who wanted to marry a super-morbid obese woman - I’d be hesitant. Ridiculous that being concerned about health and livelihood is considered fat shaming.