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Given a fair opportunity- Chance, shut the fuck up.

I had the longest week in the universe. I just had a workout and a nice meal. I’m trying to relax. I hope these people don’t get my blood pressure up.

I wouldn’t sleep in a robe but I would sleep in pajamas. Cute ones, not like old sweats and a t-shirt, but not lingerie either.

Alexa, of Alexa and Brennon, is pregnant.

I know two people who have done that in order to marry Jewish spouses. What is odd is that Emily was pretty flippant about it - it’s a big commitment and takes a substantive amount of time and study. Part of the process is being turned away a few times so the rabbi knows the convert is serious. Emily clearly has no idea what it entails. In fairness, I don’t think Brennan does either. And it’s moot anyway, because they’re dead in the water.

I had no idea these were their jobs. Michael would do well in parts of Brooklyn too.

I think he’s really only eccentric-looking in terms of his personal style. He has a good not-unusual job (I think he’s in tech sales, which can be very lucrative) and comes across as emotionally intelligent and kind. I like his personality best of the men this season. I’d classify the guy from the Miami season who lived in an un-air conditioned bus (which: absolutely fucking not, I want a divorce) or Bennett from New Orleans who lived in a tiny house (also no, I have strong negative opinions about tiny houses) as more eccentric than Michael.

I was like “one is divorced, one is separated and the other is miserable. None of y’all are equipped to give advice.” Brennan’s look of “sigh, here she goes again” was the beginning and end of the story.

I’m watching that episode now and I saw their budget and heard their occupations and was like “?!” There has to be another source of income. She probably makes minimum wage, which, no shade, but minimum wage doesn’t get you a $500K house. That accident did look bad and they said they’d been injured (they appear to be healed, thankfully), and given that the damage was to the rear of their car, I’m going to guess that they weren’t at fault so I’m going to assume they got a settlement, like you said.

“Did she just leave in our dress?” DEAD.

This is a sullen-ass group.

This is proof that the bar for men is in hell.

Aww, seeing Joy break down is upsetting.

I just ate like six Milano cookies 😬 Usually pretty disciplined with my diet.

Dammit, I like Britney and Kerok.

Shavel’s mom’s foundation is a shade too light.

$20K in credit card debt?!

Holy SHIT that scar.

$40K, no, but maybe $4K! It’s on Netflix!

Gorgeous. People would buy it.

Ugh, these assholes.

Sticks is high as fuck, right? Me too. (He is such a gorgeous child.)

Do we know the reason for this estrangement? Britney wasn’t locked up for six years, I don’t think.

Awwww, this is cute.

I don’t understand it. She can’t see that her wig is halfway down her forehead?