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I envy you! FI Tom provided lube, a face shield, some porno, one of that moron's candles that smells like her nether regions, and a high-protein snack, then stood outside his door waiting for Tom to fill his sample cup. OK, I think I may be mistaken about him providing a snack... I wondered what the hell you were talking about until I realized you were talking about the serial killer, not the shoe salesman. It certainly isn't "something I put into an empty Tiffany box I got from a friend"! I have a sneaking suspicion he got all freaked out about her “dinging it” because it's not really a diamond and quickly distracted Raquel when she started to remember that diamonds are too hard to get scratched.

I suspect it will turn out to be an editing trick to make us want to watch next week. I agree. These two strike me as being lazy and not particularly in love with each other. I love it! I only wish it were something even less glamorous than "Real Housewives of Weho"! LOL Maybe "The Real Housewives of Lisa Vanderbucks"? I noticed the very same thing when watching the repeat before this ep! Who are these people? Is the black guy a new cast member that hasn't shown up yet?

This week, on the Real Housewives of WeHo (™ Lassus) ... Did I hear Flat Iron Tom say he used money for their new bar to pay for Rachella? 😱 And then said he hadn't gotten the loan yet?😱 Is it a requirement for Bravo shows that at least one couple do a fertility clinic ep? This is beyond tedious, and TBH, as much as I like that man-child, Katie and Tom seem should not have children. Oh yeah, must the Toms do everything together? Ick. Was it editing, or do DJ Muppet Baby and Raquel's families not seem to get along? Did anyone catch what Raquel said about her mother being her aunt and her adopted sister being her cousin? 😕 Also, was James's mother being played by an extra from Planet of the Apes? LaLa is giving advice to Schemer now. Is this the world we live in? Naturally, Schemer digs in her heels about Great Value Aquaman being a deadbeat dad. Successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks inquires into the Toms' new business that I am sure is never going to happen and we find more reasons: FI Tom got his way with the name in exchange for helping Schwartz produce a sperm sample and they're still arguing about Katie being a partner.

This one was hit and miss, but I couldn't help feel there was something very "meta" about the main story of this episode. Really, 80's references are huge part of this show!

I'm watching the "extended footage" version and they included Shwartz pulling a block with "Break up with your significant other". What the hell? I'm not sure if that's worse than playing "Fuck, Marry, Kill", but neither will ever turn out well.

Am I the only one who get the impression Scheana's parents and Brock do most of the work in caring for the baby?

Katie's new "Karen haircut" doesn't help her fishwife image.

I floved when they showed the clip of Schemer talking about what she going to name her future daughter a couple seasons ago, but I was sure there were other names, too. I am sure it's no coincidence. BWAH! Her father does too, I think he said. BTW, what was Brock doing with that baby? It looked like he was holding her up by the head!

I added a thread for last night's episode ("Welcome to Rachella") without noticing someone had already created one with the wrong title. Can you merge them under the correct name, please?

I had several hours to waste last night and found it. The movie title wasn't Straight-Jacket. It was Dark Sanity. Here's a review: https://eofftvreview.wordpress.com/2019/09/28/dark-sanity-1982

I almost didn't recognize him without Lucile.😀

I'm not sure if this quite fits the genre, but I watched a bunch of 6-minute long segments hosted by George Takei from Comcast on-demand called something like True Terror. I was surprised that George was a lousy narrator and the segments were way too short for more than a cursory coverage of the subject. Subjects covered: Air Force pilot vanished over Lake Michigan while pursuing U.F.O. Feet wearing jogging shoes have been washing onshore in Salish, WA since 2007. Bad things happening near the wreckage of the HMS Terror. Hooved footprints found in fresh snow. The Mothman. There was an update segment but each 60-second part was basically "Nothing new to report!". 🙄

Did anyone catch the "extended footage" version last night when they showed the Toms discussing the name of their new bar with sexy businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks and FI Tom said they had considered calling it "Lisa's Legs" so they could say "I can't get a drink until Lisa's Legs are open"? 🤢

Once again, I found my attention wandering... Randall won the tournament. Big shocker. Have I been in quarantine for too long and missed pickleball becoming a thing? It's not new to me because the place my personal trainer works has been selling pickleball sets for several years, but that's really the only place I ever heard of it before. I never heard of playing Jenga with homework assignments on the blocks before now either. It seems like overkill to me. Raquel is forced to make a toast and has a melt down. I'd say more but I'd feel bad for doing it. Raquel is testing me by wearing that Strawberry Shortcake outfit in her talking head segment, dammit. Lala and Schemer have a babies' playdate where we learn some flag-raising things about him: he divorced his wife five years ago and hasn't seen his other children for four years since moving to America to make more money for them. Karen convinces Shwartz to confront Flat Iron Tom about him steamrolling him but gets steamrolled again. I've said it before. FI Tom needs to consider becoming a party planner. He's got a talent and a passion for it.

No, it's a newer one than that one. Please don't make me remember it. 🤣 Oh, I hate that commercial with Elton John and that other guy, but don't you pay for your food upfront from those delivery services? DAMN YOU JIMMY'S JOHN'S! 🤣 Yeah, it had a DJ and a lame guy breakdancing to it.

I stumbled upon this show by accident while channel-surfing and heard someone say "Tallahassee", which caught my attention. I recognized the roller skating rink they all went to and found it amusing that it was empty and brightly-lit. 🤣

I enjoyed this one. It's been awhile since we've seen Quagmire and Brian together. I knew how thew Chris and Stewie story was going to end, but it was amusing. to see it play out.

There's a new lame Liberty Mutual commercial that a hate out there. I have no memory of it, but I hated it. I hate that one. The gist is that the woman is writing a play or story and drives around to help with her "writer's block". Unfortunately, all she did could come up with was a rip-off of Cinderella.

My condolences. 😢 Wasn't Rick Flair, former pro-wrassler in their commercials? They were amusing at first but got old. Lil' Nas X looks like a pale imitation to Elton John, who dressed outrageously first and better.

My friend who follows the Finding Bigfoot people says they're really just promoting camping gear and stuff. None of them expect to actually find Bigfoot because they go out into the woods with a couple dozen cameramen and support crew, stay for about an hour, and then go back to a hotel in town.

How about replacing the question mark with the episode title, "We're Back Baby"? I think that's the standard format. 🙂

Yeah, we used to do that with our tire swing all the time. 😀 I did a cursory Google search and someone said that head popping out is Travis Scott. 🤣 Seriously, tho, I learned the owner of that shop just happens to have a video editing and FX business on the side. 🤔

Can you fix the topic title, please? You have the ability to fix it.

Today, I saw the haunted Pinata store episode. Sorry, there is no way that cannot be a hoax. If you look closely at the footage of the hanging pinatas spinning around, you can see the twine they're hanging on unwinding from being all twisted up before the recording began.