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I don't know, but making Reza's spirit animal a weasel was damn funny and on target. It didn't hurt that he didn't seem to appreciate it, either. Suck it, Reza.

🤣🤣 Filed under "things I learned today"... 🤣

I thought they retired the Snuggles Bear decades ago. 🤔

TBH, I never thought Mason Reese was cute. I'm not sure, but they're basketball players and the tall man's name is Bo Bahn and the short guy is Toby. That's all I know. I've been seeing this one commercial in circulation that made me scratch my head but now just annoys the pudding out of me in which a woman with a poor phone connection mistakenly thinks she is going to a costume party and should dress outrageously. There is so much wrong with this commercial, beginning with her thinking it's a costume party and her not noticing the phone glitching so conveniently.

I guess my attention wandered because I cannot recall much specific about this one. What the fuckity-fuck was that "pearl necklace" dress Destiny was wearing? Not even the power of pot AKA "mary jane" AKA cannabis AKA marijuanna can stop the drama! Did Reza "dry heave" cry? I kinda zoned out at that part. Mike was lying? STOP THE PRESSES!

I was just about to ask about that!

I couldn't help but wonder what happened to these people during the previews of next week's reunion show. They looked terrible!

How many parts will be the reunion be? I'm guessing three times as many are needed.

That's more generous than my description. Wow, is tonight the season finally?

That commercial pre-dates Amazon, possibly the Internet. I'm surprised they still play it, for the reasons you all stated.

Isn't she too old and don't her daughters look too old to be in porno?

I cannot get past thinking about the texture of that (possibly wet) ski cap and his mustache. Yuck.

It appears I forgot a lot of what I watched last night, but here are some comments on what I recall: The zip-line expedition looked fun but a little scary. Of course, tough guy Mike turned out to be a little more of a wimp than MJ at the first station. Wine tasting? Really? How does Reza manage to be even more annoying when he gets drunk? Reza's "dry heave" crying. ✔️ I'm not fond of murder mystery dinners, but that was the most half-arsed one I have ever seen, both by the arranger and the participants! Yeah, Paulina just happened to call Destiny when she was upstairs with vague instructions on whether or not to confront Mike about still cheating (whaaaat? Never saw that coming! 🙄). Was I the only one who thought they were trying to hint at some lesbian stuff going on with them? Weird. I audibly yelped when Andy announced Paulina, Mike's gf/wife, was tending bar on his show and the camera cut to her! Once again, they rehash Tommy's restraining order against Reza, followed by bonus "dry heave" crying.

Holy shit! Who left the used inflatable plastic sex doll behind the bar on Andy's set? 😰

Are you some kind of time traveler from the future? LOL I recently noticed they don't play reruns of previous eps before the new one. That can't be a good sign because I seriously cannot imagine RHotP being all that popular.

I assumed Beth was talking about how the horses got pregnant, however long ago that was. I heard "crowning" too.

I caught the newest one last night and had to give up after the "ghost of a little girl sweeping" in a pub that was obviously a cobweb that was hanging or drifting in front of the security camera. Come on, people! I could see parts of the "ghost" were in front of a table everyone thought it behind! 🙄 On a related subject, why do people think lens flares and "orbs", the most easily debunked things caught on camera, are incontrovertible proof of ghosts? There was this one clip taken in a jail with a cloud of orbs passing down a hall that was obviously a dust cloud or swarm of gnats!

She needs to unclench her teeth when she talks.

I was getting nervous about where all this "Brokeback" talk was leading!

Why was London included on this road trip? How magnanimous of Adam to consider ending the restraining order. 🙄 I am not complaining, but why wasn't he included on this road trip? 🤷‍♂️ Those Xmas sweaters were gross and tacky. 🤢 Does anyone else think Destiny's clothes closet look like that Halloween costume shop that opens up for a couple weeks in stripmalls and abandoned Toys-R-Us every Fall? Reza's "dry heave" crying. ✔️ You know what's funny? Without her silly outrageous costumes, Destiny was practically invisible in this ep! I'm confused about GG's sister. She said she was experienced with driving a big ass RV but didn't seem to know what she was doing... People who brag about how long their sex lasts make me suspicious. I am shocked that Reza didn't join that gross conversation. Speaking of gross, MJ sends boob pics and vids whenever she gets into an argument with Tommy? 😬 Surprise, surprise, this retreat goes off the rails. 🙄

Oh my gosh! I wondered why he seemed familiar! I have to admit that hearing him call it "Jimmy's John's" amuses me.

What is the woman with the weird voice saying something about not wanting coffee made in a bag?

So I'm not having a deja vu thing? 😃 Of course, we all know what's going to happen... 🙄

I cannot stand movies with Chevy Chase, even the ones I used to like. Was he always this asshole mugging for the camera?

Why is that woman in what I think is a credit card commercial sneaking away for vacation from her own house?