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I thought he was as excited as many straight men are by women making out (or so I am told), but I also thought if he weren't driving, he would have joined them in the back seat. Schwartz seemed more "worked up" than "antagonized" to me.

Are they still inclusing The Valley as part of Vanderpump Rules? I noticed when it premiered and Jax literally walked into the new show, it was listed as a two-hour showing of ther first show.🤔

While "weird" seems to be a sad reason for that, the court must object to the implication that these people are somehow over a line of emotional maturity that she is not. By "deal with these people", I think politichick meant "deal with these immature people and their bullshit". How does LaLa slather on that makeup with those nails? Didn't she and LaLa fool around in the backseat of someone's car, or was that Arianna?

Didn't one of them answer that question about Mya while they're away?

Yes! Thank you for articulating what I've been unable to say this season about Arianna!

It's about freaking time, Arianna! I don't remember much else, but the three-some with Katie, Schwartz, and Cori(?) seems a bit contrived. I don't know, Jo and Schwartz seem like a cute couple.

On a related note, in one of the commercials, a young woman says she didn't realize she needed to clean her floors after seeing so much hair on it, followed by a shot of the floor covered with hair. I keep thinking she should see her doctor if she's losing that much hair!

Most of the family went to Jacksonville to watch and support Moriah's "competition" or "dance recital". The only thing more surprising than seeing Barry and Kim there (I bet she wanted to be the only parent for bragging rights) was Ken NOT being there. I don't know much about ballroom dancing, but she didn't seem as good as the others I glimpsed and her outfit looked unflattering, but at least it covered up her hideous tattoos, save for the gigantic "HEBEL" one on her forearm. Really Kim, you’re dating someone??? Why haven't you said anything about this? Ethan and Micah have some quality time during their roadtrip. Where is Ethan's other car he was taking up north? That U-Haul truck did not look large enough for a car! Micah may have been on the right track about Kim. If memory serves, she was a bit of a floozy before meeting Barry. Moriah called Micah as a means to speak to Ethan without having to unblock him and make the call. I am so beyond tired of her bullshit. She claims she hasn't paid what she owes Ethan and Olivia because she doesn't have anything left after her apartment, her dog, her (tacky) tattoos, etc. Priorities! Ethan didn't tolerate her crap and read her the riot act but she and Micah refused to listen to what really happened with Moriah's "music" and Kim's credit card fraud. Ethan lied to Olivia about Micah, then lied to him about her. Ugh. Micah earlier says he thinks everyone needs to air out their grievances and settle things, but then says he sees no point in meeting with Olivia and talking things over. Well, at least his eyebrow-acting has been at a minimum this week!

Whoah! I thought Brian Robbins played the nerdy friend of Dan's character!

I am a bit incredulous of this claim because it's the punchline to an urban legend and I think it would hurt too much to put a toothbrush in there.

I almost didn't watch this one because I thought it was a rerun. I liked this one but for some reason thought Tyrannis already had a beard.

The Village reminds me of The Prisoner.

Yeah, I'm souring on Arianna. I don't think I've seen her in commercials for a while now, but there is a makeup (I think) commercial with Eliza Banks who I keep mistaking for her. Her calling Sandoval a "dog murderer" and telling everyone he wears dirty underwear may have been the tipping point for me because at this point she's just making shit up, if not blaming him for everything bad in her life.

I generally am suspicious of anything Sandoval or Arianna have to say about each other, for the obvious reasons. Doesn't Katie have a fashion website called "Frumpy and Frowning"?

Isn't the first rule of troubleshooting "Is it plugged in?"🤔

As I understand it, the dog slipped into the room without Sandoval noticing, then shut the door when he left. I think there's something very wrong with Anne. I seem to recall Schwartz drunkenly "making out" several times. In this ep, it sounded like he said he does it after Katie nags him.

You mean successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks?

That's why I thought it would turn out to be a demo for a Cullgan water purifier, not a shady salesman. I swear I recognize him from somewhere and thought he was a shyster then, too. Wow, almost makes me want to subscribe! 🙂 Is this what they eventually play on Bravo's "extra" eps and "lost footage" specials? Wait, why are they paying Anne to help with their pretend sandwich shop? 🤔

Don't most doors have locks? I wondered about the cabinet invoice the box was located and wondered if it was a robot literbox. I use a silicate type so I only need to scoop the poop, but once it reaches absorption capacity, it gets bad FAST.

Her brother appeared on the show, didn't he? He looks familiar.... 🤔

Didn't Arriana say something about she and Sandoval's future children? I remember hearing it and thinking "Didn't she say she didn't want to have children, despite Sandoval's nagging her about it?".

My theory is it started with Obsession and they've been trying to recreate that lightning-in-a-bottle moment ever since. Hey, you could be in a BK commercial with those lyrics!

I can see why everyone is tense whenever Arianna is around. She just flies off the handle any time something that could be related to Sandoval is mentioned! Speaking of which, I could have sworn Arianna called 9-11 on him this week. 🤔

🤷‍♂️ I just can't get past her leaving leftovers on her nightstand that would harm her dog and counted on the door being kept shut. I don't know about you all, I put mine in the fridge as soon as I get home. Arianna is serious about her vocabulary. What's a "Frist Lady"? 😉