Feech

Maybe Crystal should appoint Dorit as her snatch protector the way Luann is on guard for Sonja on RHONY. Then no one will get an unauthorized view of her cooter. Her husband seems remarkably nerdy. Does anybody know if she met him while she was working in the sex industry?

Does Kyle think she is Zorro?

Well they gave Sutton a mammogram. I hope someone gives Erika a truth colonoscopy. But what are the chances of that?

But it’s really no different than Vanderpump Rules or Dummer House. The skankiest members of the cast get the most airtime. You can be an adult and respect yourself. Captain Glenn, Colin and Daisy did it on this cast. As did the chef. That’s why they got much less airtime then the crazies. This is how reality shows are run.

They can edit out Leah but there is no way they can make preachy Eboni any fun.

Erika would be well advised to stay off of social media. There is nothing she can say to make this better. Unfortunately she has a so arrogant that she thinks she is untouchable. The other witches of the coven should realize that defending her indefensible behavior will tarnish them much more than they realize.

I think this is exactly right. Look JL is a douche. Not a dangerous rapey douche like Ashton or an oblivious frat bro douche like Tanner. He’s not a predator type like James or Gary. He is just a naive man child who jumped at the first woman who threw a little pussy at him. Dani seem determined to get knocked up. She even went bare back after an STD scare. She basically went cheap on the sperm donor route. She’s just found the dumbest horniest douche around and rode him until she reached the finish line. That poor baby. Maybe Captain Glenn can adopt her or something.

We might get a better read on the situation if Dani sets up a Go Fund Me. We might need to wait and see.

That Gary is one lucky son of a bitch. He dodged a bullet when Dani didn’t go after him and instead picked the naive man boy JL deserves to get what’s coming to him for being a bareback rider in the tunnel of love.

They had to postpone this week. Eboni is still working on her hair.

When will the baby gets it’s first tattoo?

This season was a misfire as witness the lack of interest here. I would like to see Daisy back. And Sydney as she seems agreeably insane. The two of them and Glenn are in the same town in Spain. The girls are on the same yacht. Maybe they are filming the next season?

Jeeez does that mean that Gary has to take a paternity test?

I want Dorinda back just so I could watch her tell Eboni to hang up her coat.

Is it me or does James Denton look constipated all the time?

It seems that the rest of the crew is hammering JL for not taking a paternity test. He claims he wants to go to Australia to clear it all up (Dani lives in Australia). Australia is closed so to COVID according to JL so he hasn’t done it so far. That seems kind of lame. I would imagine you can do the test anywhere. But I don’t think the others especially Colin have any standing to go after him. I want to hear from Dani. If she wants child support than everyone would be right behind her supporting her choice. But if she just wanted JL as a sperm donor and didn’t want him involved with her child then we should support that too. Colin and the rest of them can take a seat.

This is just one of the many, many things that Eboni and Leah are wrong about. But then again they are wrong for this show so I guess we can’t blame them.

Ramona was forced to post those photos of the new “friend of the Housewives” by production. She is not Ramona’s friend just like Eboni was not Leah’s friend and Tinsley was not Sonja’s friend. After this Ramona should realize that Sonja is not her friend. When you take a lifeguard course they tell you to be careful when you go to help someone who is drowning because they can drag you down with them. Sonja is drowning right now. By all means throw her a life line but don’t get in the water with her. She will pull you down.

Everybody seems to want to protect Erika Jayne. It’s disgusting.

“The Liberation.” Wait a minute. Are they breaking her out of jail already?

I wasn’t shocked. She is obviously a bad person. Her sister was smart to get her away from her children. In fact all of the woman are basically horrible except for Melody who aspires to be horrible.

Hot stuff!!!!!!

So Crystal’s husband is rich and she has a huge house. Is she going to throw a fancy party?

It is fundamentally racist and a product of white supremacy to sport a white bra. Bravo should mandate that the Housewives only wear bras of color.

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