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Sally getting her period and Betty telling her that maybe she'll have a beautiful little girl one day...Betty will never get to see that. I cried.

I watched this last night. I cannot stand Tyler & Cate, but Tyler especially. I LOVE how, when the test was positive, Tyler was like "boy oh boy. Now I can go to school, and you can be a SAHM until the kid is like 3, then you can go and I'll already have my degree." I mean, wtf? Did they wait for her to get pregnant again to start making plans for their lives?? And I hate that they made me defend Farrah in my mind. Who are they to judge her for making a porn? "She said she regretted it" one said to the other, as if that made it ok for THEM. Farrah has at least done SOMETHING with herself. Ugh. I have not liked Tyler since I saw him abuse a dog in some episode way back when. I wish Cate had better self esteem. She asked again, "so you still want to marry me right?" FFS girl. It looked like April got new teeth. I did like Tyler's moms reaction to his telling her they were expecting again. Can't wait to see the BrandonTheresa scenes where they smack Tyler & Catelynn down. Amber's mom looked like she was on something during the spa day. I think what she said to Amber's cousin struck a nerve...that she only comes around when there's cameras. In the beginning of the episode, Amber's cousin apologized to Amber that she never visited her in jell, and Amber said something like, "that's ok. you were going through a divorce and have two kids." There were no cameras at the jell, was there Amber's cousin? I like Amber sober. I caught an episode during the marathon where she was screeching Geary's name, and I had to nope my way out of that. I hope that doesn't happen this season. Maci? Meh. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Too much Hannah. I was actually happy to see Elijah.

YES! I was fully expecting him to be missing a tooth for some reason. I forget what FI Tom called the girl that Jax (supposedly) hooked up with, but for her sake I hope it isn't true that they hooked up. I would not want to be watching the show and find out that I was the fugliest girl in the room (in FI Tom's opinion, who, let's face it, was with Kristin for years so he isn't the greatest judge of looks). How come they never show Petah up to any shenanigans?

Sigh. Jax scenes with a therapist. Katie & Schwartz scenes with a therapist. If I wanted to watch people talking to therapists, I would watch True Tori, or Couples Therapy. That may be Katie & Schwartz's angle though...to get on Couples Therapy. I know they have been together (supposedly, anyway) for years, but if they are already not having sex, why does she want to marry him? Does she think marriage will having them going at it like rabbits? I thought this ep was a snooze.

I agree with you. Since the season started she's "complained" about not being able to be in the house she wants, or whatever. Then states in a TH, hey I got a 6 figure check for my first book, so I bought a 6 figure car, or something along those lines. Never did she mention the car was a lease (I see she did on WWHL but I didn't watch it). Hey Brandi, why not take that 6 figure check and put it towards a house that you want to buy, and your kids can be settled somewhere with their mom? I just cannot even.

So Brandi is renting a house and uprooting her kids on the yearly but buys a $100k car? Yep, I would say her priorities are straight.

YES! Forgot all about mentioning that. I thought she looked "fresh faced" though I am sure she had some kind of make up on, it just wasn't caked on.

All of these! I assumed Schwartz meant pot brownies too. Kristin looked wild-eyed and crazy the entire time she was at the club, and sitting at the whatever table Tom & Ariana were sitting at too. I just...cannot stand James. I thought it was hilarious when Lisa showed up to Jax's apt, and he's like, I have stolen candles, maybe some Vodka, whatever else from SUR. I was dying. I am glad that Schwartz went to apologize in person and turn in his shirts, and NOT beg for that job back. Lance Bass does not look like Lance Bass anymore.

Did Brandi go to her plastic surgeon, show them a picture of Yo's nose, and say "give me that nose!"? When they were going off on their "hike" and we on camera side by side I swear they had identical noses.

Khloe's ass, in those orange shorts, sure looked like implants to me. Fake as all get out and it is NOT a good look. I feel bad for Scott. His anxiety and not sleeping, I just feel for him. Losing your parents so close together like he did has got to be devastating. I could not have cared less for French and Khloe. She must laugh all the time around him instead of saying "huh?" all the time because she can't understand him. She doesn't get subtitles like the viewers do. I agree about Kourt bitching at Scott around the kids. Or talking about how much they had sex in Paris, or her jayjay itching. Nobody seems to interact with P they way they do, and have in the past with Mason. All this calling French French Onion has me craving the french fried onions you put on a green bean casserole.

So I am the only one that doesn't buy that James is only 22, huh? I would swear that he was closer to 30. I already do not like him. He definitely was more in to the FI Tom cheating on Ariana convo than Kristen was! It looks to me that he is trying to hard (to be part of the drama for the show so he'll be around for S4). Katie looks better. I wonder if Jax still has the Stassi tat. FI Tom shaving his forehead! The f&ck? Did anyone notice how many people are now in the group shot in the opening credits? Even Ken is in it! Somhappy this is back and I'm not even ashamed to say it.

It's back! Yaaaayyyy!! Oh how I have missed calling Tom Sandoval FI Tom!

Radar is reporting that TT2 is a bomb. Seinfeld re-runs are beating it in ratings! http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/10/true-tori-ratings-tori-spelling-dean-mcdermott-cheating/

Did he buy her a dildo to gag on since he is (self-admittedly in S1) small? I'll show myself out.

So I missed about the first half hour of this ep. I came in when she was boo hoo'ing on the bed about her migrane and how she was supposed to meet Charlie. She must fake being sick A LOT since she was worried that he would think she was lying. Why is he even agreeing to meet with her anyway? In the True Confessions, she said she had her therapist help break the news that she wanted a divorce and really hadn't talked to him or seen him since. I would tell her to fuck off and die. The money they are paying him (I assume they are paying him) can't be worth whatever she has to say to him. Not even I'm sorry, because it is WAY too late for that. Anyway, I am baffled as to why she wants more kids with Dean. Didn't she almost die with Finn, and Finn almost died too? So they bond over having kids together? Just babies though, apparently, because there are 4 that are growing up and she is barely taking care of them. Hey Tori, what he does with you, he'll do TO you. No matter how many kids you pop out. I think she really made a mistake making this show (and Season 1). Those other Tori & Dean shows were cute, but this show just is bringing out who she really is, and I hate to say it, she is not a likeable person (IMO, of course, but other comments I have read seems others feel the same).

Wow. I am disappointed that there is not more discussion on this. Hopefully more will join the party later I just...do not understand what these ladies get out this? Maybe the ones that can have conjugal visits and their husbands are getting out in <10 years (I still don't get it though), but the ones whose husbands are spending their lives in prison? You can never make love, or cuddle, or hug your husband (well, only when you visit). If you are having a bad day, you can't call him to vent or make you feel better. The one woman (sorry, I'm not sure of everyone's name yet) said her husbands release date is 2060! That is fortyfuckingfive years from now. If she's 30, she will be 75! What in the hell? Is she going to be celibate for that long? I just can't even. And the one husband who told his wife that she better not be showing her camel toe in her spandex pants. TMI. And her snarking in her TH that since her husband is a lifer, he can never kill her. WTF. I did like Kate. I felt like she was keeping it real, especially when she said that if Gemini's husband had better aim, he'd be a lifer too. At least she's "allowed" to get it on with some ladies. I'll keep watching.

Tori in the pool with a full face of makeup was redonkulous. I loved how Tori tried to look ashamed when she "confessed" to her friend at lunch that her and Dean hooked up the first day they met. Yet, in the True Confessions that aired beforehand when she "confessed" (everybody already knew this) the same thing, she did not look ashamed at all. Also, just because you feel someone else is your soulmate, and you are both married or have SO's but hook up anyway, does not make it ok, or acceptable. Would Tori be ok if Dean told her that he found a new soulmate in Emily Goodhand? Me thinks not. I also love how Tori states that she is the one that supports the family. What happened to Dean's Chopped Canada/2 money? I feel so sorry for those kids. They are growing up with this woman who is all me, me, me. I hope that Candy leaves them all of her money when she dies with the stipulation that they cannot share with Tori & Dean, and they go as far away as possible. Run kids, Run!! As soon, and as far as you can!!

Word to ALL of this. I find myself not caring about ANY of these people. I'm even beginning to think that Matt McGorry (I guess his name is Asher on this show?) is a douche IRL, and that is based solely on his character in this series. I love him on OITNB, and I follow him on Facebook. I don't care about Laurel and Frank, or the guy, who I guess is her boyf, that she was fucking in the lab room. I don't care about Michaela, or Connor, or Wes, or Rebecca (ok so I know their names but only because of posts here and my putting 2+2 together), or really even Annalise, her husband and ex-lover. All I really want to know is who killed Lila, and who killed Annalise's husband and why. I am always seasons behind on the good shows (Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Mad Men), so here I thought I could get in on a good show from the start, and I was dead (no pun intended) wrong.

TMZ is reporting she's having a nervous breakdown http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/24/tori-spelling-nervous-breakdown-dean-mcdermott-ebola-money/ I just CANNOT with her poor me antics. Wasn't she in the hospital the week True Tori (the first one) debuted? Is this a coincidence? She needs to get over herself. She has FOUR kids to raise. Those poor kids. Dean seems like a good dad so they'd be better off with him anyway.

I also don't know how I feel about this show. As others have stated, I do not feel that there is any chemistry between Noah and Alison. I may have felt more chemistry btwn Helen and Cole at the ranch than I do Noah and Alison. I just find Noah's version SO boring that I don't look forward to watching (I record), but Alison's story moved faster this week. I think I'm more watching at this point to find out who was killed than I am for the affair. Snooze. I hope this picks up and so far, I'm still in.

I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said except... When I first saw Leah with that haircut I laughed and laughed. That haircut ages her to at least 40. Also, Nathan with his Under Armour tank cut up like he was the Incredible Hulk. Bah hahaha

Two months! Pffffft.... Sorry to quote the whole post but I am on the iPad and it's a pain to edit. Lizzie looks so much better with less makeup (in the clip of them getting ready). Tamra's beady rat eyes are getting smaller and smaller. The problem with Heather's bangs is that they are curled. And the haircut is too blunt. The cut itself may have been better if it were angled. It 's just too harsh for her. Is Vicks serious about buying Ondele's? (Probably misspelled, sorry) I still don't like Shannon Beador. I think she really is batshit.

Yes, and we all know that women only get haircuts to please the menz, and not themselves. I had bangs cut in last summer, in fact my hair cut was much like Heather's except with long layers. I was bored with my current 'do, and I had seen plenty of celebs with bangs, so they were "in" (I am always at least a trend behind). They looked fabulous, and I received plenty of compliments, even from the menz! Imagine that! That being said, Heather's bangs age her, and is not a good look for her (imo) because of that reason. I'm in the minority but I think Vicks looks fab in that red dress and her haircut flatters her so well. Thanks to the poster that provided the link to her house. Her house is to die for. I was surprised that the HOA's were so low on a house that price. I live in a townhouse, with no backyard kitchen or grotto (really no backyard at all) and a community pool, and my HOA's are a little more than half of that amount. Also, in the minority again but I think Shannon's haircut is not flattering either. It's like a young, hairband groupie hair cut on a woman's Shannon's age whose face shows it. Bring on the reunion!

Yes! Thank you! It's also ridiculous that those things were said 3 MONTHS prior to Vicks dinner and the DuBrow's were acting livid about it. I do not like Shannon so I hate to be on her side, but this made me hate the DuBrow's. David was very gracious and his apology seemed sincere. What more do the DuBrow's want? Did Tamballs have her hair pulled up on top in a braid? I may have liked that. That being said I thought this finale sucked. Bring on the reunion where I hope TerryDuBrow is confronted about not confronting Eddie about his words about Heather riding the bull.