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Sally getting her period and Betty telling her that maybe she'll have a beautiful little girl one day...Betty will never get to see that. I cried.

I watched this last night. I cannot stand Tyler & Cate, but Tyler especially. I LOVE how, when the test was positive, Tyler was like "boy oh boy. Now I can go to school, and you can be a SAHM until the kid is like 3, then you can go and I'll already have my degree." I mean, wtf? Did they wait for her to get pregnant again to start making plans for their lives?? And I hate that they made me defend Farrah in my mind. Who are they to judge her for making a porn? "She said she regretted it" one said to the other, as if that made it ok for THEM. Farrah has at least done SOMETHING with herself. Ugh. I have not liked Tyler since I saw him abuse a dog in some episode way back when. I wish Cate had better self esteem. She asked again, "so you still want to marry me right?" FFS girl. It looked like April got new teeth. I did like Tyler's moms reaction to his telling her they were expecting again. Can't wait to see the BrandonTheresa scenes where they smack Tyler & Catelynn down. Amber's mom looked like she was on something during the spa day. I think what she said to Amber's cousin struck a nerve...that she only comes around when there's cameras. In the beginning of the episode, Amber's cousin apologized to Amber that she never visited her in jell, and Amber said something like, "that's ok. you were going through a divorce and have two kids." There were no cameras at the jell, was there Amber's cousin? I like Amber sober. I caught an episode during the marathon where she was screeching Geary's name, and I had to nope my way out of that. I hope that doesn't happen this season. Maci? Meh. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Too much Hannah. I was actually happy to see Elijah.

YES! I was fully expecting him to be missing a tooth for some reason. I forget what FI Tom called the girl that Jax (supposedly) hooked up with, but for her sake I hope it isn't true that they hooked up. I would not want to be watching the show and find out that I was the fugliest girl in the room (in FI Tom's opinion, who, let's face it, was with Kristin for years so he isn't the greatest judge of looks). How come they never show Petah up to any shenanigans?

Sigh. Jax scenes with a therapist. Katie & Schwartz scenes with a therapist. If I wanted to watch people talking to therapists, I would watch True Tori, or Couples Therapy. That may be Katie & Schwartz's angle though...to get on Couples Therapy. I know they have been together (supposedly, anyway) for years, but if they are already not having sex, why does she want to marry him? Does she think marriage will having them going at it like rabbits? I thought this ep was a snooze.

I agree with you. Since the season started she's "complained" about not being able to be in the house she wants, or whatever. Then states in a TH, hey I got a 6 figure check for my first book, so I bought a 6 figure car, or something along those lines. Never did she mention the car was a lease (I see she did on WWHL but I didn't watch it). Hey Brandi, why not take that 6 figure check and put it towards a house that you want to buy, and your kids can be settled somewhere with their mom? I just cannot even.

So Brandi is renting a house and uprooting her kids on the yearly but buys a $100k car? Yep, I would say her priorities are straight.

YES! Forgot all about mentioning that. I thought she looked "fresh faced" though I am sure she had some kind of make up on, it just wasn't caked on.

All of these! I assumed Schwartz meant pot brownies too. Kristin looked wild-eyed and crazy the entire time she was at the club, and sitting at the whatever table Tom & Ariana were sitting at too. I just...cannot stand James. I thought it was hilarious when Lisa showed up to Jax's apt, and he's like, I have stolen candles, maybe some Vodka, whatever else from SUR. I was dying. I am glad that Schwartz went to apologize in person and turn in his shirts, and NOT beg for that job back. Lance Bass does not look like Lance Bass anymore.

Did Brandi go to her plastic surgeon, show them a picture of Yo's nose, and say "give me that nose!"? When they were going off on their "hike" and we on camera side by side I swear they had identical noses.

Khloe's ass, in those orange shorts, sure looked like implants to me. Fake as all get out and it is NOT a good look. I feel bad for Scott. His anxiety and not sleeping, I just feel for him. Losing your parents so close together like he did has got to be devastating. I could not have cared less for French and Khloe. She must laugh all the time around him instead of saying "huh?" all the time because she can't understand him. She doesn't get subtitles like the viewers do. I agree about Kourt bitching at Scott around the kids. Or talking about how much they had sex in Paris, or her jayjay itching. Nobody seems to interact with P they way they do, and have in the past with Mason. All this calling French French Onion has me craving the french fried onions you put on a green bean casserole.

So I am the only one that doesn't buy that James is only 22, huh? I would swear that he was closer to 30. I already do not like him. He definitely was more in to the FI Tom cheating on Ariana convo than Kristen was! It looks to me that he is trying to hard (to be part of the drama for the show so he'll be around for S4). Katie looks better. I wonder if Jax still has the Stassi tat. FI Tom shaving his forehead! The f&ck? Did anyone notice how many people are now in the group shot in the opening credits? Even Ken is in it! Somhappy this is back and I'm not even ashamed to say it.

It's back! Yaaaayyyy!! Oh how I have missed calling Tom Sandoval FI Tom!

Radar is reporting that TT2 is a bomb. Seinfeld re-runs are beating it in ratings! http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/10/true-tori-ratings-tori-spelling-dean-mcdermott-cheating/

Did he buy her a dildo to gag on since he is (self-admittedly in S1) small? I'll show myself out.