Chatty Cake

It’s painful to watch Lisa at this point in time. Lenny truly does not give any fucks about her or his kids. He must have been delighted for her to go on that trip so he could entertain his side piece. What kind of person would enjoy hanging out in another woman’s home with young children present? I’m curious about these parties. I’ve read that the parties with the young women are his doing but last night one of the ladies said they were Lisa’s doing. It’s such an odd thing to host. Because they have a fancy house they use it for parties with ladies they don’t know? Or are these the parties Larsa insulated where they rent out their home and pool? Alexia was out of line with the Russian prostitutes comment. I do think Julia corrected her enough at the dinner and didn’t need to argue with her the next morning. Alexia was a bit obnoxious saying she never lived off drug money. Umm, your husband was a drug dealer. You took none of that money and only used your dads money for all your expenses? Okay. Also obnoxious is Adriana. It’s great to buy your own watch but there is nothing wrong with a husband gifting his wife a watch. To bring it up to her during the prostitute conversation was rude.

So tired of hearing about the acting. At best I could see her in Lifetime movie called My Botoxed Evil Stepmother. Although I doubt Lifetime is that desperate.

The clock is probably ticking on Shane and Emily’s marriage. They don’t usually last on this show and the way he speaks to her isn’t very nice. An earlier season was on today. You can really see the Madame Puppet in tonight’s episode after you watch one with early Heather. That fake open house scene was so staged and stupid. She just walked out with the cookies in the oven? Show a real open house or don’t show it at all. John Jansen doesn’t look amused at the restaurant. I don’t believe anything Ryan says. It’s Jenns problem though. It’s not like he’s still coming into Cut Fitness I notice Eddie had a lot of praise for her. She left her husband for Ryan just like Tammy Sue did for him. That’s what he considers a strong woman. The mid season trailer of Tamrat yelling that Jenn blew up her family. Didn’t Tams do the exact same thing?

I don’t like how they turned Finn into a Shelias boy overnight. It’s such an insult to Li. Not only has Li been his mom all his life, Shelia tried to kill her last year along with Steffy and himself. It’s come out of nowhere for the sole purpose of shoving obnoxious Liam down our throats and lead him to reuniting with Steffy.

I may be in the minority but I think Summer and Chance should hook up. Sharon and her therapy speak combined with her Mother Love routine are annoying and I don’t even like her all that much anymore. I’ll still take her over Phyllis, Victoria and Nate. But she really needs to start a fire or steal some clothes from Marchetti. What the hell time does Chance start work? He’s always at the coffee shop. Getting with Chance would be a huge step up for Summer. The hair products will still be in her life but perhaps Chance will share his unlike the Pomp.

I didn’t care for the games but I enjoyed Porshas round of questions. I’m liking most of the group but I think it’s time to leave the black eye behind. She’s not going to tell the truth. She enjoyed taking off those sunglasses when the scene was filmed. I think her and Whitney are both being jerks to each other. Whitney looked excited to announce Heathers lies. Guess next season of Salt Lake those two will be in a fight. Candiace has a tendency to play the role of victim and act like any transgression is bullying. I do like her but the tissue square crying for Leah was a bit much. LOL a at Marysol and Alexia discussing the burp in Spanish. Those two are a hoot.

I am guessing Chance is going to cheat on Sharon with Summies in the near future. I pray that they do not pair Phyllis and Adam. I really don’t understand him seeking her out to work for him. It’s stupid. Yippee! Abby is the wedding planner and Devon is going to be maid of honor.

Episode is on this afternoon. Even though I don’t like Sandy I loved seeing her turn on that disgusting pig Malia. She was all about procedure when she wanted to get back at Hannah for not switching rooms so she could bang her then asshole chef boyfriend. She was very snotty and matter of fact. Yet when one of her crew members gets hurt she doesn’t say shit and then says that he should have reported his own injury. What an unprofessional piece of trash person.

They know Ralph can be a jerk, I’m surprised they would want to give him something to use against her. I also think recording people without their knowledge is wrong.

I kind of like Marlos look even though it’s got a costume vibe. Kandi’s boobs look humongous in that criss cross strap. Kenya’s look is also not flattering.

Yes, Monique was great on the show because she had the family life. The husband clearly loved her and the kids were cuties. The mother in law, lol well at some point they did get along better. I didn’t think much of her rapping, Not For Lazy Moms or the essential oil stuff. Are any of these side gigs profitable?

I’m sick of the phrase “keep my name out of your mouth.” It’s stupid. Drews outfits are some of the ugliest I’ve seen. She’s got a muppet vibe going on. I often like Sanya’s looks but the pants with the word Balenciaga over them were ugly. Also those blue nails are too long. I don’t think bringing back cheek bones is going to do anything to save the season.

Why does this show have so many flashbacks? Our memories aren’t that bad. Steffy and her scared faces are a bit over the top. Thank god Shelia was at the beach. Why would Finn turn around to take that call? Why wouldn’t Steffy meet them at the beach instead of sitting around talking to Liam? Hahaha! Good one. If anyone could accomplish that it would be Liam.

Take care of yourself! Hope you are on the mend.

It’s about time to scrap this cast and start anew. Orange County used to be a guilty pleasure. Now it’s an embarrassment. I do like Emily for some reason. Do I want to see her waxing sessions? No. Hell no.

I was on Kyles side but Pompy Pomp Pomp is getting annoying. When Audra took his necktie I was hoping she’d tie him up and take his wallet. Phyllis says she has to tap into OG Phyllis. Can’t she tap into Coma Phyllis?

Larsa on her date! She is getting her money’s worth out of that butt. Does the farm not give Julia enough to do? I thought she was the main and only caretaker there. I never got great marriage vibes from Lenny and Lisa but damn, he’s one cold bastard. Focused on the side piece instead of his family. That little boy is adorable and seems like a sweet kid. The girl is a cutie too. He had no concern about the nanny leaving and someone else coming in. He is disgusting.

I actually like Jenna’s style. Very casual but put together. She must dress up sometimes if she wears all those shoes in her closet.

I didn’t know the rumor was about the miscarriage. Chris and Charisse having dinner? Damn.

He’s been closing restaurants since his first season on RHOA. Uptown Supper Club if I remember correctly. If someone was stealing he should have cracked down. Most restaurants I go to have cameras and the employees are aware of it. It sounds like he has no business ethics and tried to go too big with too many locations.

Like Gizelle said on Ultimate Girls Trip, Candiace is a reactor. They know this and will do whatever to get her worked up. I notice Gizelle has sort of teamed up with Porsha to rag on Candiace. She was calmer with Muppet and didn’t engage her which is an improvement. The way Wendy handled things was better, she just laughed it up with Smiling Eddie. Ashley has always been a pot stirrer but now the stakes are higher since she split with Michael. It is telling that they were really trying to get Chris who was nice to them when they had Juan running around town right under their noses.

Its certainly looking like she is already on the verge of a breakdown. Liam’s going to be front and center. Wyatt was right when he said Liam was using the Finn/Shelia hug as an excuse to get closer to Steffy.

I might open my door today and yell “Shelia is that you?”

How DARE Adam be anywhere near Sally’s door? Nick must have forgotten to pee in the hallway earlier.

Talk about a mash up! I am enjoying this group with the exception of Leah. I don’t understand why Bravo kept her around. They could have gotten anyone else from New York, even the lady that bedazzled ladies nether regions. Candiace hasn’t always been my favorite on Potomac but the girl does her job and does it good. I think the other women are hard on her. Making fun of her for being petite is unnecessary. I hope she doesn’t go nuts and start getting implants. She looks good the way she is. I don’t care for the song Drive Back, but she livened up that dinner that Leah was intent on ruining. The rehashing of fights from their recent seasons almost gave me whiplash. Heather could have been too drunk to remember getting the black eye but I suspect otherwise. Gizelle really can’t defend making accusations about Chris. It was a crap thing to do. Periot as Gizzy would say.