Chatty Cake

There’s not one cast member on this show that is likable. Heather was obnoxious with her stupid HD party but Emily was a drunken asshole. She was gross and rude throughout the meal. These ladies should be thankful that Heather didn’t share the sale of their house. I would love to unsee the obnoxious Heather and King Botox dancing and jumping around that ugly ass mansion. Jenns mom telling the 50 year old frat boy that Will was a great husband and father and that he had big shoes to fill while pretending she liked him was awesome. I can’t believe the mom didn’t burst into tears meeting him. Regarding the previews, who decided there wasn’t enough obnoxious shrieking and decided they needed to add Vicki to the mix?

Is Larsa’s dog in the crate due to filming? I was getting mad that she is sitting around taking pics of her legs while the dog was in his crate but then I thought maybe the crew is too much for the dog. Larsa looks pathetic and kind of gross. Alexia sucks, can never admit she is wrong and is an all around jerk. Why was she trying to dig dirt on Alexia’s boyfriend anyway? Nicole and the black card, good for her! Does Lenny really not greet his children when he comes in? He cut off his parents because his mom isn’t delighted that he found himself some side trash? What a great dude. Side trash should be concerned.

I had to turn it off. I don’t care about Aria’s lack of hearing. You can’t have a log play a baby and expect people to be upset that the log can’t hear. I can’t stand Phyllis. All the crap that began at the gala was a complete waste of time. I don’t want to hear or see the woman. Billy offering advice to his ex. I’d respect Lily more if she went to talk to Baby Log.

Jenna is the most New York to me. She’s had the good career, has the apartment, the closet and the shoes. She’s not a saint but she seems to be making an effort. I’ll take a gift box of collab goodies! As far as sharing, she’s shared quite a bit. I find her relatable as the thought of going on an overnight trip with a group of women horrifies me. At a former workplace, years ago I was a temp. The entire workplace had to go to a retreat and everyone had to share rooms. I was elated that the temps weren’t invited. What an awful thing to do to people. I admit I don’t believe in or follow influencers. I find it irritating that Sai and Brynn don’t have real jobs yet shit on Jenna for promoting some products. Jessel was too calm about Pavit announcing his Vietnam break from his family.

What an asshole Erin turned out to be. She came across as caring by bringing Jenna soup after what must have been a grueling dental surgery. She then proceeds to rat her out for not wanting to fly coach even though Jenna opened up to her about her condition. She couldn’t wait to blab to the same women she was so mad at for not respecting her stupid vow ceremony. I thought Brynn said previously she was not close to any of her family and was basically all alone in the world other than all of her ex fiancés? She seemed perfectly at ease with the brother she dragged onto the show to reiterate her annoying bad childhood storyline. So Sai wants Jenna to give her money anytime she gives her a gift since she’s a big time influencer?

I thought Kenya looked the worst. That hairstyle was not flattering and it looked like she overdid the lip filler. They’re all so mean to each other. At least they didn’t go in on a pregnant Sanya. Sheree actually paid to make a newsletter to dog Kandi? I find Sheree and Kenya to be mean and petty. Kenya chose an asshole for a husband and baby daddy. It’s not Marlos fault the divorce is dragging on.

I love me some Danny Romalotti but he would look so much better with salt and pepper hair.

No new episode? I’ve never been so upset in my life!

Why don’t Finn and Steffy lock their doors? Install some cameras? Hire actual security? Shelia lurking while the need to have some make up sex overtakes them is so stupid.

I find the lack of sexual harassment awareness ridiculous in this day and age. Nikki telling Audra she may not see Kyle if she wants her job was way out of line. The only good thing about Fridays episode was Adam telling Nate not to get too comfortable.

“Wake up, bobble head”

The blast from the past posts remind me of another incident where Tamra and maybe Vicki wanted to get someone drunk so they would act like an ass. I can’t remember if it was Shannon or Kelly they wanted to get drunk. Tamra has been disgusting through the years. I remember her dragging one and done Quinn’s looks years back. The asshole really thought she was the hottest housewife. She blamed getting Gretchen naked wasted on Gretchen telling Ryan that she was hotter than his mom. Shannon didn’t need to bring up CPS but she did help Gina when she was going through a bad time. Shannon needs to blame the person responsible for the gossip about her relationship. That person is Shannon. She’s her own worst enemy.

I remember in her first season she was out to eat with Beador and he ordered a potato and she made a big deal about people from the Midwest eating unhealthy and how she’d like to compare women from OC with midwest women. Now that she struggles with her weight I don’t see her saying that but that’s some comeuppance if I ever saw it. I have found her to be entertaining since then but this season she’s allowed Tamras shit stirring to upset her. She looks miserable this season. I don’t know if it’s the drinking or maybe she should learn to be happy on her own for awhile.

No but I could see Josh Altman telling clients that it’s a sign of great wealth and fertility. We know these get togethers are for the show but they could make it look like a few them actually like each other. Tamra going on about butt holes in the pumpkins is not amusing. What was true and what’s a lie? I think the photos were staged to be part of a staged photo storyline and sorry Travis about the small penis.

Holy shit Nicks hair is awful! Shave whatever that is on top and start over. I don’t like Sharon the business woman. Tessa looks stupid singing to a fake baby. Did Tessa get filler? Her face looks oddly tight. And how does Mariah know that Aria’s smart? She’s a baby and she could be dumb.

Tucker referred to Billy as the turncoat. Does someone different write for Tucker? He’s the only one with a sense of humor.

I read an article today that after the success of the New York reboot, there are rumors that Atlanta is next. Is this reboot a success? I thinks it’s okay at best. I didn’t think Brynns flirting was that big a deal. I don’t find her amusing or cute but I also don’t think she’ was that serious about it. She did lie to Erin though. She could have just said she was joking.

The streets are saying that a reboot is coming after the so called success of New York. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/rumors-suggest-real-housewives-atlanta-135133770.html

Regarding the lack of food Stephanie from Real housewives of Dallas was interviewed recently and said that Bravo starves them and over serves them alcohol for better drama. I’m guessing that at Erin’s party and Brynns wreath making, Bravo was in charge of the food. I’m also guessing when they film at their homes, they may have more control of the food served there. It makes Erin and Sai arguing over food, pointless.

I had hoped to like this show but my interest is dwindling each week. Jessel doesn’t seem to like her twins all that much, why does she need a girl? For social media photos I’m guessing. She should check with her help before embarking on another IVF journey since they are the ones who will have to care for the kid. I also don’t believe that her mom didn’t know about the IVF. She made this her story since simply being an asshole is not enough for a storyline these days. Brynns becoming gross with her act. No wonder she has no family in her life. I doubt they were that awful it’s HER thats awful. She’s also looking kind of fug. Her faces don’t look natural. Gideon is a lucky man not to be saddled with that. Sai dresses like crap considering she is some big shot influencer. She looks like shit half the time. That blunt hairdo and the big forehead is not flattering together. Jenna’s the most interesting but she’s not enough to carry the show. How nice of her to bring gifts to those unappreciative assholes. Erin, the ladies didn’t ruin your party. Your party ruined your party as it sucked and nobody cares about a stupid vow ceremony and long dull speeches.

If they want to have Man Boob Monday they should warn us. Esther was super annoying. Is she really going to be on regularly? If so they need to open a Starbucks in GC. I was expecting Sharon to whip out Strongest Woman Certificates for Mariah and Tessa, then proclaim both of them strongest in the land. I think Devon was there as a Deaf Advocate today.

What did I do to deserve seeing Nick’s moobs on a Monday? At least by Thursday or Friday I’m more equipped for these scenes. It’s kind of gross that Sally asked him for money for a new business right after the lovin. Is that Sharon’s real hair or is it extensions? It’s time for a new do! Is it bad that I don’t care about Baby Aria or her hearing issues? I find it difficult to watch these people put the same clothes on right after lovemaking. It’s possible the clothes are clean enough to wear but take a damn shower in between. Isn't it time that the Newman kids and employees stop going to Chair for every little problem?

I agree it wasn’t necessary to turn the cameras back on but it seems that’s Bravos latest thing. (Scandoval, Drew and Ralph, Mauricio and Kyle) I think viewers saw enough of Ralph on the show that we understand why the marriage failed. I also don’t care if the “streets are talking.” If she doesn’t want to mention having a girlfriend that’s her priority.

Hilarious! This board is the reason I still tune into the show. Side Fart is a perfect description of Nate And @NinjaPenguins You got me wanting to write a letter to Buttbuscuit. Nikki is so jealous of Audra! I would love Victor to replace Nate with Audra behind Victoria's back.

Miami is probably my favorite franchise. I like that there’s a lot of women and a lot going on all the time. Lars Larsa Larsa. She’s too snobby and shits on people with good careers. Her cracks about Nicole’s ex the school teacher were offensive. Now she wants to imply that Ncole slept her way through the hospital. I don’t blame Nicole for uninviting Larsa. Still I cringed at Anthony insults. I hope Alexia is really helping Frankie be more independent. He seems like a kind young man. I laughed at Guerdy forcing her assistant to play charades and then he told her she should know the movie Horrible Bosses. Nicole’s dad and Kiki were a hoot. She really is gorgeous. Nicole’s dad is cringeworthy but I don’t think he means any harm. He’s not going to be the dad she wants so she needs to accept him or cut him off completely. Still love Julia!