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iwantcookies

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  1. His previous love of his life was his right hand 😂😂😂. Now Katey is stuck being his best friend and lover. I truly hope he is kind to her.
  2. Tickets aren’t free that’s why. Jill is cheap and will not spend $ on her kids.
  3. It’s banned in several countries so nothing good. https://healthycanadians.gc.ca/recall-alert-rappel-avis/hc-sc/2014/37721a-eng.php
  4. A parody Hi it’s Chris M and in 28 days I will be marrying my fetish oops I mean Amy R. She is my best friend, partner and the best lover I ever had. Her cooking gives me diarrhea and food poisoning but her enthusiasm is making it worth every trip down the aisle to the crapper. In 28 days I will be Mr Amy and will be stuck with her for life. I’m blinking twice in case someone, anyone, my ex stripper girlfriends can save me.
  5. Unemployed unfortunately for her. Silly girl should have said I’m sick and go hide from Amy. Free labor is not my forte. Jeez I’m mean today 😂🤷‍♀️🤔
  6. Amy better hope no one throws those rocks through her windows. How tacky. She should have given gift cards to Starbucks or Target. I wouldn’t even buy her anything for a present.
  7. Did she cook anything in the last week? Is she alive from ingesting that slop?
  8. Meri should fix her teeth. Yikes. I bet she has bad BO too. If she chased Kody around she’d lose a ton of weight
  9. Miley Madison Miranda Martyr Miracle Mashley Mashton Myfault MickiBob Minstagram Macey Marlene
  10. I thought Jill was advertising sex toys… nope just hunk and poison drink she really is proud for snagging that lazy bum
  11. He looks thrilled to be there 🙄🙄🙄 Probably fantasizing about running away with a Dingus
  12. He might try the green card marriage conversation. I got asked by 3 guys so far. Haha Keep us posted ! Maybe he is a prince.
  13. I can totally picture Jill delivering Nurthan baby. Nurie You don’t need a hospital you got Jesause and me!!! -Jill Rodrigues the midwife extraordinaire
  14. Cooked something from raw kept going through my head as I shopped for groceries today i kept laughing and people probably thought I was nuts thanks Janelle 👏
  15. They morphed into 1 person. There is a pot for every lid after all.
  16. Ivy and her new bestie Fern napping together. I just see Ivy as a sister mom in training for Fern. I expect the 2 girls being the focus from now on. After all they are besties for life. Spurgie will be off playing with insects. Henry will be eating veggies in the garden and digging in the fridge for chicken nuggets. Triscuit crumbs everywhere…
  17. 🙄🙄🙄 she turned the comments off its obviously click bait
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