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I keep forgetting to post about the Maxwells. Stevehovah has released his two younger daughters, Anna and Mary, to attend college OUT OF STATE in West Virginia at Appalachian Bible College! This is HUGE for them. One of the girls actually wrote an essay, published on the blog, about the evils of college and why she wouldn't attend.

Lauren doesn't look pregnant. Thank heavens.

Yup. The very same.

And someone has to dust all of Jill's crap. And we all know it's not Jill.

Yeah, those poor kids are being raised with an especially narrow worldview. Even more narrow than the Duggars or Bateses. About the only family I can think of who is similar is the Plaths. But 3 of their 4 adult children have fled the cult.

I wonder where Jill finds all this crap? It's so delusional.

Damn it all, I jinxed Brooksby. 😭

As I said, clueless.

Jill's posting up a storm. She has no clue about the origins of Labor Day. She posted a rendering of a little boy holding a rifle and a flag next to a dog also holding a flag. WTF?

Come on, Brooksby! You've got the crowd. 👍

The ending with the stupid Happy Heart song didn't fit. What does Jesus have to do with pigs and bunnies?

Shelby Rogers expects death threats on social media after her loss today.

Opelika is on his way out, so we don't have to worry about him yet. He was fined for bringing an unauthorized bag on court the other day, but other than that, I got nuttin'.

Jazz got a display at the Smithsonian. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTe80fAAVIE/?utm_medium=copy_link

There's 10 pictures to celebrate Jeremy's birthday. 🙄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CTfEXuWl2ES/?utm_medium=copy_link

No, that was Smuggar's satellite lot. The original lot, Champion Motorcars (not sure about Motorcars, maybe Motors?), is still open. Jed lives in the house on the property.

Mia mentioned that her mother had just gotten out of rehab. If so, what was she doing drinking limoncello? Granted, she may have been rehabbing for something else, but I thought that total sobriety was encouraged.

Not sure if Reddit or WOACB first posted the screenshots of Jed!'s video. I saw four or five reaction shots. Meech looks possessed in all of them.

She couldn't swim. Period. I think it was Meech who explained that the older kids learned to swim, and so did the younger ones ( presumably after the acquisition of the Pool House). She said the middle kids never had a chance to learn.

She said April in the video.

JD and Abbie are doing Medic Crap stuff in Louisiana.

Katey's knocked up. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTc1z4dvshp/?utm_medium=copy_link There's a YouTube video in Jed's bio, but I can't seem to copy the link.

Joy completed a triathlon. Apparently, she couldn't swim when she began training. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTbCYYbMJjz/?utm_medium=copy_link

That was my thought. The after picture's hair is LONGER.

That's Meredith.