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Comet TV has been playing Black Christmas this month. Unfortunately, it was edited for naughty stuff, so it doesn't make sense in parts. Fortunately. TCM Underground played it uncut, AFAIK, and it was much more effective a horror movie.

Well, that's no help at all! 😃

They did it with the Osbournes Want to Believe last night! This is beyond tedious. They did play a new Paranormal Caught on Tape afterward. The credulousness of the so-called experts compels me to look online for explanations, but I either used the wrong search terms or these clips were so new that no one's had a chance to debunk them yet.

Yeah, I lost all interest in that commercial when they revealed that the Santas were converging on a Ford Dealership.

They played another repackaged rerun of two old eps as a new one last night, one of which was the investigation of the Magnolia Plantation, from which came his hilarious quote "Do that voodoo that YOU do on MEEEEE!". Oh yeah, I saw part of that one, but I thought it had a different name. So they're doing a followup?

I'm not sure about the TV version of this commercial, but at the beginning of the radio version of Safe Touch(?) commercials, there's a quick 1950's-style jingle that is totally incomprehensible, save for the "... part-time family guy!" at the end. For the life of me, I cannot tell what they're singing!

I totally agree! It's just that she wasn't very good at it.

In the latest ep, they made some naughty joke about "Cox Cable" in which someone on TV announcing movies like "Deeper" and "Bigger". Does anyone have it transcribed or seen a YouTube clip?

Is that "Homeric tone" the ancient Greece poet or the Simpsons kind? 😃 If memory serves, the celebrity panelists were drinking during the taping of the show. I think one of the most exciting games occurred when one of the contestant's wives was in the audience and about to give birth. That's one reason I don't watch any of the revivals. Whenever I tried to watch one, it seemed like at least one of every answer was "penis" or "dick" or "vagina", which gets tedious very quickly.

I haven't watched this season, but has Vickie been sighted in the background pretending to cough and demanding casseroles yet?

I think I am more disturbed that the truck owner strapped a sentient being to the front of his semi-truck. Are you sure that's in correct? 😉 Time to get a larger TV! 😉 I think he's talking about the white guy who thinks he's M&M but comes off more like Lil' Kevin.

I guess that's better than holding a gun up to its head... 😱

What the fuck is that creature tied to the front of the truck? Why the hell did the driver do such a terrible thing? Why didn't they try to clean it up before putting it in their car? 🤔

What, and make people think you've been eating nothing but Xmas cookies for a week?

If the little girl in the Dominoes pizza(?) commercial recognizes the NASCAR(?) racer by name, why does she think he's wearing pajamas?

Meh. The spoof of The Grinch seemed half-hearted, but I did get a good laugh about her being hospitalized by her growing heart.

Cecil House? 🤔 Jay used to be married? I must have missed that! Didn't it turn out that the guys who replaced Nick were already on the crew, but behind the scenes?

Weren't they playing that last year? 🤔 Wait, that was the same commercial? I wasn't paying attention when it was on and wondered why the traditional Hershey's Kisses commercial was interrupted.

They played another repackaged rerun of two old eps as a new one last night, one of which was the investigation of the Bird Cage in Tombstone, Arizona by the original three. Zak was downright cute. 😂

I think it was Yukon Cornellias. Bumble had all his teeth removed when he showed up on Xmas Eve, but wasn't Hermie already in the room when they entered?

Wait, I thought the show had been cancelled! Oh gawd, I thought for a sec you were predicting a "move to KY special..."! 🤮

I always associate it with "The Shat" (Bill Shatner). Maybe they wanted to get new addicted customers? 😉

Ha ha, I picked up a "You did WHAT?!?!" tone to his voice, perhaps because he wanted to goto bed, maybe he's just a poor actor. I have to admit that idea never would have occurred to me!

Is this for real?

Yeah, I have no regrets over no longer watching.