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HOLY FUCK! WHAT WAS THAT COMMERCIAL THAT I JUST SAW?!?! The last thing I remember was seeing faces on people's chins... 😱 If memory serves, it's Guy's way of rebelling against his parents making him eat "health food" as a child. You rang?

I hate that commercial, too! The young man spraying everything "just in case" is clearly neurotic and has a dirt/germs issue. Yeah, sterilizing your house is not the goal. Especially when that walking venereal disease named Cardi B shows up. My gawd, I'd have begun projectile vomiting if Wayne and Garth said "Shwing!"!! 🤮🤮🤮 OMG, I hate that commercial soooo much and am not sure where to start. Douchebag hipsters, migraine-inducing light flairs, the "hard work at the mill" song, the helicopter parenting, etc. And yes, them being surprised that a semitruck nearly obliterated their car as it backed out of the driveway with the ten foot tall wall of shrubbery...

I haven't watched this show in years, but my Smart TV has this dubious supernatural channel called "Unidentified" that aired a show with Evil Kenneval (sp?) and Bobo from Finding Bigfoot doing you-know-what. Wow! I kept wondering where Bobo was for quite awhile until someone introduced him by name! Bwah! I think it was on the show I mentioned earlier, but someone conjectured that Bigfoot is actually some sort of time and dimension travelling creature, which is why they're so elusive. Even one of the Bigfoot hunters thought that was ridiculous, but sheepishly admitted that their hunt for Bigfoot was also silly, so, why not? 🤷

I haven't seen anything new for awhile now. Have all the new shows and eps been moved to D+? 😠 I vaguely remember it, but am leery of anyone who claims to be a medium or psychic. If memory serves, those were followups to an previous show, sort of a repackaging the show as a new one. The one ep from the original that I remember most involved a famous married couple who somehow ended up in a town full of zombies(?) in England. Do you have a Smart TV with an Internet connection?

Being a fan of the original show (where can watch it?), I had no intention of watching this version, but here I am... 😏 I have goodwill for QL, but there was no way I could believe she was a top-notch secret agent, due to the excessive jump cuts in the action scenes needed to compensate for her being obese and out-of-shape and everyone telling us how awesome she was. Then there was the poor writing and huge plot-holes that could not be overlooked, including, but not limited to The nearly instantaneous deep-faked security footage The waitress, who claimed to be living paycheck-to-paycheck, having the money to buy a fake passport The waitress disobeying orders to hide in the so-called safehouse The bad guys' lair contained a bomb that could be triggered by the sound of a iPhone camera but nothing louder Agent QL getting into a secret club by pretending to investigate a measles outbreak (how quaint!) Agent QL arriving at the police station, unannounced, pretending to be the waitress' lawyer Evil Elon Musk had people murdered b/c his driverless car had problems Agent QL posting an Internet wanted ad with no means to contact her Then there's her team... I do not recall the original guy having a team, and speaking of which, the hacker being able to trap Evil Elon Musk in his car was as ridiculous as his arm tattoos and hipster style. OK, I did like Agent QL's comment on the slutty dress her daughter wanted to wear to her father's wedding reception, but how they hell did she manage to shoplift it from that expensive boutique? Yeah, I'm not watching this again...

Vicki has a podcast? Gee, wonder if it's related to Vicki soon becoming their neighbor? 🤔

I cannot stand that douchebag poser and remember hate-watching his cooking show that took place in his parent's basement.

Is that the one where people described their encounter with ghosts? I think there was a celebrity version too.

There's what I think is a car commercial featuring enthusiasts and I always wonder 1) if the "fashionista" is a guy or girl and 2) what the is the last guy saying (it sounds like "arh rah arh ear eh!" ).

Hello! I've been trying to get in touch with you about your extended car warranty... Something ob Rachel Ray has always rubbed me the wrong way, beginning with her "cute" catchphrases. It didn't help that both times my cat has eaten Nutrish 🙄, she's vomited it all up. Not sure if this is true or not, but I was told it contains onion and stuff that's not good for pets.

Wow, looks like my fears about this show were right. Why is he hanging bow-legged?

It's the "ol switcheroo" portion of the "Pyramid of Comedy". My goto hate word is "melty". The proper word is "molten". Ha ha, I just saw that commercial and remembered you saying that!

That doesn't look like Denise Nickerson at all! 😲

I spent the day watching Black Christmas on some cable channel on Xmas day.

Here's that commercial I saw: https://ispot.tv/a/twvU 😱

Judging by her behavior, I got the impression she wanted to impress the Petersons by showing off the expensive steaks she got at the pricey store. I also got the impression the Petersons didn't make it clear they wanted someone to feed their children and babysit.

I hate that commercial b/c everyone in it is so selfish, but I do give a little Nelson Muntz laugh (ha HA!) because she bought those expensive steaks to impress the Petersons and ending up getting stuck babysitting their kids.

This morning, I saw a commercial for some sort of massage device and oh my gawd what the hell is it doing? 😱😱😱

I hate one where the trainer is saying something like "Come on, Peloton, you can do it!". It sounds like something one would say on a taped exercise to a generic audience and it sounds stupid. No way am I going to pay for TLC and Discovery freak shows to see the handful of shows I want.

Another question just occurred to me: Why is he driving a race-car to pick up his pizza? Are you even allowed to drive them on the highway? It seems it would have been much easier to take his normal car so he didn't have unbuckle himself and remove the steering wheel and crawl thru the window...

What puzzles me is the name uses the plural form of guru. Isn't there sppsd to be only one guru?

I always wondered if she told everyone she has "poopy-butt syndrome" or they all speculate about why she keeps running off somewhere.

Crap! Does this mean it's no longer on the Travel Channel at all? I just realized it's been a couple weeks since I've seen anything there and thought it was a temporary thing and the new ones on D+ would eventually be shown here.

Or your family spent evenings in the livingroom fondling tp.

I've seen one with a good-looking man dancing in the shower but not any fat ones. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/oYgT/delta-faucet-in2ition-awaken-your-awesome-song-by-cook-classics-ft-mike-taylor