Grizzly

Offerman's over acting at each revelation didn't help.

Merida, Mexico. Coy does understand that a place in the city won't have the acreage they had in NC? Or the space, not for 800, not even in Mexico. I love Dobermans, not sure that yard was big enough for them.

Loved the one Egyptian guy digging while wearing a leather jacket.

Toulouse, France. Moving abroad by herself at 23. I'm kind of jealous and wish I had done that. Did she say she had "Greece" citizenship? Apparently all the other young people have a bigger budget.

Jersey Shore. I understand where Jeannine is coming from in not wanting to renovate. A full kitchen and bath plus taking down walls (and we all know the problems that can be found) could get expensive. The Franklin stove was charming but the stovepipe chimney that stuck out of the roof was an eyesore. Didn't like the floor plan either. The turn-key house was perfect even though a little further from the beach. There was so much stuff in there, no way was it really for sale. Why were they showing their son around the house while he was driving?!

An odd but talented duck. Loved that Trevor made bread before going to get his groceries. The final round was so close, I couldn't tell which way it would go. Always enjoy the presence of Eddie Jackson. Not sure the woman judge added anything.

That was interesting that Nick didn't like his ancestors cheating. And that the local authorities also sided with the natives.

Kills me these are the 2 teams in the finale. Who to root for? After much thought, I'll go with Cheese. Only because I'm more likely to eat mac n cheese than Cuban food.

Acala de Henares, Spain. Nick! He should always wear that sweater to bring out his eyes. Dietrich has lived in Spain, he should know rooms are small. I think the 3 bedroom was the best choice. It will ease Audrey's anxiety.

Gulf Shores, Alabama. This seems to be a Beachfront Bargain Hunt retread. Realtor didn't tour the house with the couple. #1 seemed like a good deal. Ok, no amenities. I realize the 1 bed/1 bath is a cheaper price but the small space is a deal breaker for me. It's a bit of a downer that they are going to rent it out.

Palm Springs, CA. The husband is very.......fussy. I wouldn't have made the complaints he did at #1. Kids don't need king size beds. To be fair, that's probably more for rental purposes. True mid century modern is not a style I like. But the shower tiles were pretty. #3 seemed to have space they needed at a good price. Do those wind turbines make noise? The sight of them wouldn't bother me. And there didn't seem to be any breeze when they were at the house. Ugh, just ugh.

Pittsburgh, PA. Tiffani getting a divorce and moving back home. She does seem to be keeping her kids' needs in mind while not minding if 2 boys share a room. That was a lot of wallpaper in #3. And I could live with all but the red. Glad she and the boys are happy.

Maybe Senoritas flashing bra helped them get sales. Geez, you didn't see any of the other teams getting naked. ESO looked positively cool and drama free. I was devastated that they were in the bottom 2.

The 2 stories were so different. The first bride had a weird relationship with her sister. Don't think the groom would think having the sister there on the wedding night too funny. And the poor staff that probably has to clean all those headpieces the entourage wore. So rude. I expected the bride with 4 sisters to have a hard time getting everyone on the same page. But they were all nice! Not sure I needed Randy adding his 2 cents to their story. Loved the bride's retro wedding. That dress was perfect for her.

Dallas to FL. I found it to be interesting at the beginning they were saying they rent out their Dallas place when in FL. All I could think was who would rent it with white appliances? The horror 😉.

Lake Country, WI. Hate to admit but I loved the fixtures/details of house #1. But when she jumped on the word trendy, you know she's going to change it all in 5 years. I wasn't crazy about #2, liked the husband's description. If you're in lake country and have that kind of money to spend, live on the lake! #3 had her acreage and his on the lake. It was expensive and needed work. Helps when you can get it for below asking.

Nice, France. The eyelashes, just no. She could be striking without them. That first apartment, is Adrian trying to unload an unsellable property? A Murphy bunkbed, that's unique. Not sure how a teen brother and sister are going to want to share that. Should have known #3 was too perfect. Why don't they just get a studio for her and then rent a bigger place when the family visits?

Western PA. "I'm a creative." Wtf does that mean? Since when is creative a noun? Props for her weight loss. House #1 was interesting. You can tell they have young kids, Ryan likes his "tubbies". House #2 needs too much work. House #3 seemed to check all the boxes. So of course they didn't pick it.

A lot of laughs tonight. Only thing not funny was the weird guy. All the contestants have demonstrated great sportsmanship except for this guy. So glad he got eliminated. Very sad that next week is the finale. I just love this show.

While I agree with all this praise for Antonia as a host, I don't like how she dresses. This week it looked like her collar was separated from her shirt. And were those leather shorts? I wasn't sure how fair the judging would be since they're on the west coast. And Antonia is based there. So I'm pleasantly surprised the east is leading. Sign that guy up for TOC who beat Brooke in a head to head in the first ep.

I liked the idea of secret judges but agree with LexieLily that they couldn't have been more obvious. At least move away from the food truck before filming the critique. The challenge did help ESO out so was happy for that. Did the teams not get a second day of selling? That might have saved the Southern boys. Seeing the other teams get so emotional at elimination got to me.

Ugh, repeat tonight.

Washougal, WA. I like Kayla's parents. They seemed practical with no delusions of who their daughter is, a handful. I think house #1 would be the best for their family. But they'll cross it off as being too far out. Not every couple with dual incomes can afford 1.2 mil.

Reno, NV. I like them. Props to any couple who can live in a studio. House #3 looks to be the only decent one. Wonder if the location will be the deal breaker. Must have been, they went for the crappy roof.

Newark, NJ. Good lord, a rose gold claw foot tub? How did she even dream up something like that? Princesse was aptly named. How fortunate she likes gray/white and wants new/updated. These properties are nice. I just don't like the idea of being a landlord. Why spend more in hopes of getting more when you can buy a single house and have money left over to update and build equity? She had an island made in the kitchen before buying a refrigerator?