Ucross

Wow! I only knew him as a crooked NC politician. He's now into ESP stuff? Bizarre.

Who the hell is "Gwen?"

Is that one of the daughters? I am not familiar with that name.

That is correct. Congrats on your Darwin award, Meri.

Who the hell is this "Ysabel" all of a sudden?

The gross stringy fake long hair that's probably stuck in every fiancee's butt crack is arranged "just so" on either side of the fake boobs. UGH.

That's a major coup. It is a yoga-wear store that caps out at size 6. How did she even get a job there??

Wait, Natalie Morales was somehow mixed up in this mess? That is surprising. In what way was she involved with this bunch? She just doesn't seem the type.

AUB? Australia? Confused.

Who on earth is "Sarah?" Is it a nickname for one of the fiancees?

Who folds up a wedding dress, in a Ross Dress for Less $5 suitcase, no less.

I've slept in a car overnight. Not the end of the world.

So gross! Like she's his mother, and he's 10!! More like something for HER to eat in his shorts?

Stephanie to Harris: "I put something in your shorts...something for your TUMMY..." Ick. Haha he thinks the Benjamin is fake. It does look fake, but it's real.

Diamond resale value is nil. She doesn't need the reminder.

Rebecca's sleeve tats just look like she ground dirt into her arms. Why would any woman do this to herself? She's already so hideously unattractive on a behavioral level, why make herself even more repulsive?

Amira seems a bit mentally disabled. And yes, that's her hair. Mine is similar, and I don't see any sign of extensions. I hope she goes home to her lovely Papa.

Rebecca is insufferable. No green card is worth THAT.

It took me two hours to plan my wedding. I called and reserved Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica, they sent me a list of their vendors, and I was done by noon. Bought my gown at a Monique L'huillier sample sale and the veil at a store a block away. Why can't these morons figure it out?

I don't think Myrka understands the female reproductive system and human digestive systems are separate. Jenna is such a horrible brat, but she sure figured out her meal ticket. Now she never has to get a job or finish high school, much less college.

These morons are so stupid they actually think they live in England, not America! LMFAO!

Are Dr. Now's steths blinged out?

All of Natalie got bigger. Thicker in the waist, and if she were preggers, I'm sure she'd have used that ammo pronto.

These overgrown, obese girls have no idea they are sex slaves, do they? What is this "SM" thing, now?

Honest question...how is polygamy different from bigamy? Cody is only legally married to one of the three women. They aren't all living together either. Would that stand up in court, and who would care anyway? So the discussion of having a polygamy charge tacked onto a traffic stop...don't cops have more pressing issues? So if there are three roommates who have all had sex at one time or another, is that considered polygamy? Seems nebulous.