Grifter Lives

Neither parent confronted or intervened with Charlie. Good thing Jenn saved the day. . . for now.

Mykul has put on a lot of weight. It's especially noticeable when he walks.

Mykul is now responsible for packing Angela up, and he's not doing it fast enough. She's such a hosebeast.

I agree - Larissa's eyebrows are tattooed. Her cheeks are really bloated.

Why is Eric-y crying? Can this be any more fake?

Now I have to look away from her scabby nose.

Larissa can't even sit up to eat?

I missed you all last week, so I'm especially glad to make it tonight.

Eric-y is originally from Colorado Springs. He's moving back home.

Eric-y sold his house. They were moving to Colorado Springs, where he's from. I don't know if his roomie joined them.

The sponsors follow the bride and grown, holding the crowns, as part of the Orthodox ritual. They walk three counterclockwise turns around the table.

No Tania and Syngin this week, and nothing of them in the previews next week.

Everyone forgot the rewritten script: Andrrrei, not Chuck, paid for the first wedding, so Andrrrei, through Libby, shook Chuck down to pay for the Moldovan wedding. Now we're seeing the seething sibling jealousy that Chuck paid for both of Libby's weddings. There goes their inheritance or bail.

"America wants to make a toast." And, yes, we unanimously elected drunk Charlie to represent the entire nation with that eloquent speech, "Don't come round here no more."

Gross. Chuck and Charlie are more sweaty than usual at the reception. Who'd think that's possible?

It's really disrespectful for TLC to extend Angela's story with her mother's failing health. The Samaon throwdown was anti-climatic. The Angela-Mykul post-wedding is superfluous. So, Chuck's and Charlie's toasts are going to be the episode's climax. Yawn.

Kennedy was in a rocker under the table, near Lo, in one of the earliest shots. He was wearing pajamas.

Not only did she wake up, but she got out of the bed. It's a miracle! This clinic must charge by the hour. It seems like malpractice to release a patient who has not regained more consciousness.

Let's see, in Washington, Tammy said that Kalani intentionally took advantage of young Asuelo to get pregnant in a subversive plot to get him to marry her. And she continues to control him. Also, she agreed with her mother that Kalani should give him back to them so that they can return him to Samoa. Children be damned. No. Tammy has nothing to apologize for.

"In Samoa, we respect our parents," is the new, "Family is important in my culture."

Mother Asuelo needs $1K a month from Asuelo, on top of whatever she's shaking Tammy down for.

You don't often need one in Tampa, cultural center of the universe.

Libby must not have told them that she converted. And, the Tampa detective crew just isn't smart enough to figure it out. Maybe they can shake down Marcel again to get the 411.

Family Libby doesn't have to be standing at the altar. They're just marking territory. Nothing is sacred.

Now that she's married, Angela's letting her figure go - that's 1 million calories of fried food on a very large plate.